Sammy Sick?

[jetspenguin 1,653]

I just saw Sam's press conference and I'd swear he sounded like he was coming down with something. Did anyone else notice that? I hope that wild night after the last win doesn't have a lasting impact. 

Does Sam have a penchant for kissing sick chics?

[slats 103,692]

I’m gonna wait for the buttfumble brigade so I can pile on rather than get it started. 

[jetspenguin 1,653]

Just now, slats said:

I’m gonna wait for the buttfumble brigade so I can pile on rather than get it started. 

Watch the press conference and then decide...

[joewilly12 17,465]

[Sarge4Tide 5,559]

1 minute ago, slats said:

I’m gonna wait for the buttfumble brigade so I can pile on rather than get it started. 

In the spirit of the Holiday Season, I just gave him a down vote

[Legend Killa7 989]

100% yes.  I also watched the practice today at 12:15 and EA was commenting on how Sam had a nice "snot missile" or "snot bullet" or something like that.  but yes, you could totally hear it in his voice during the PC, and how he kept "sniffling".

let's hope it's not another round of the "M" word....

[chrisfaceoff 904]

1 minute ago, Sarge4Tide said:

In the spirit of the Holiday Season, I just gave him a down vote

Bah Humbug

Butt Fumble from me.

[Miss Lonelyhearts 2,786]

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Edited November 28, 2019 by Maxman
Cursing. Garbage post

[jetspenguin 1,653]

1 minute ago, Legend Killa7 said:

100% yes.  I also watched the practice today at 12:15 and EA was commenting on how Sam had a nice "snot missile" or "snot bullet" or something like that.  but yes, you could totally hear it in his voice during the PC, and how he kept "sniffling".

let's hope it's not another round of the "M" word....

Noooo....it never happened and no-one dare mention a bad word or thought about Sam

 

unless it's true

[joewilly12 17,465]

Just now, Miss Lonelyhearts said:

Please merge with the thread about how it's nobody's business that he was out getting drunk and sucking dick on Sunday.

[prime21 4,885]

I wish we had a @T0mShane button that would work like the bat signal.  Once we click it then its just a matter of time that Tom would belittle the poor bastard for making a comment.

 

[Warfish 24,479]

2 minutes ago, Miss Lonelyhearts said:

....and sucking dick on Sunday.

On the way through the parking lot?  Was it 36?

[joewilly12 17,465]

Just now, prime21 said:

I wish we had a @T0mShane button that would work like the bat signal.  Once we click it then its just a matter of time that Tom would belittle the poor bastard for making a comment.

Haven't you heard everyone is done with @T0mShane

[JoeC36 64,429]

But I was told the Jets don't care about the fans and post any videos on the interwebz

[Larz 69,079]

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Sam pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

[T0mShane 121,399]

Women weaken autoimmune systems, Rock. 

[joewilly12 17,465]

Just now, T0mShane said:

Women weaken autoimmune systems, Rock. 

How the hell would you know? 

[T0mShane 121,399]

2 minutes ago, prime21 said:

I wish we had a @T0mShane button that would work like the bat signal.  Once we click it then its just a matter of time that Tom would belittle the poor bastard for making a comment.

 

I have to recuse myself from venereal disease joke threads 

[Miss Lonelyhearts 2,786]

1 minute ago, Larz said:

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

He's definitely sniffling like crazy in this video. Looks swollen too but that might just be because he's got a fat head.

[joewilly12 17,465]

Just now, T0mShane said:

I have to recuse myself from venereal disease joke threads 

At the current time or forever. 

[Saul Goodman 3,047]

2 minutes ago, Larz said:

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Sam pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

This was on TV last week, hadn’t watched it in probably 20 years. Still really funny. 

[peebag 5,149]

3 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Women weaken autoimmune systems, Rock. 

@joewiliy12

[T0mShane 121,399]

4 minutes ago, Miss Lonelyhearts said:

He's definitely sniffling like crazy in this video. Looks swollen too but that might just be because he's got a fat head.

It’d be pretty awesome if Darnold was a huge cokehead and he actually misses a month out of every season for inpatient rehab.

[Miss Lonelyhearts 2,786]

1 minute ago, T0mShane said:

It’d be pretty awesome if Darnold was a huge cokehead and he actually misses a month out of every season for inpatient rehab.

USC gingers, man. Sometimes you get Carson Palmer, sometimes you get Marinovich.

[joewilly12 17,465]

4 minutes ago, peebag said:

@joewiliy12

Take it from me you haven't got much of an autoimmune system if this happens to you. 

Weak dudes need to toughen the hell up. 

@peebag

[static14 729]

[ASH1962 3,267]

24 minutes ago, jetspenguin said:

I just saw Sam's press conference and I'd swear he sounded like he was coming down with something. Did anyone else notice that? I hope that wild night after the last win doesn't have a lasting impact. 

Does Sam have a penchant for kissing sick chics?

He had a penchant for playing Sunday in a driving rainstorm outside in 40 degree weather and yes he is human and therefore absorbs germs, viruses, and / or infections the same as you I or anyone else including Joe Namath the womanizer who f***ed more women in the 1970's than any other living male.
 

Jeez already with the stupid mono

[UnknownJetFan 657]

36 minutes ago, jetspenguin said:

I just saw Sam's press conference and I'd swear he sounded like he was coming down with something. Did anyone else notice that? I hope that wild night after the last win doesn't have a lasting impact. 

Does Sam have a penchant for kissing sick chics?

The game last week was in cold rain so maybe he caught a little bit of a cold. What I notice is when you catch any bug it normally takes a few days for the affects to come out. Hopefully it's only a head cold and nothing more since those you can alleviate any affects of for periods of 6-8 hours with medication. I do it all the time for work.

[CTJetsFan 853]

I noticed that he didn't sound good when I listened to his weekly interview on the Michael Kay show this week.

[joewilly12 17,465]

2 minutes ago, UnknownJetFan said:

The game last week was in cold rain so maybe he caught a little bit of a cold. What I notice is when you catch any bug it normally takes a few days for the affects to come out. Hopefully it's only a head cold and nothing more since those you can alleviate any affects of for periods of 6-8 hours with medication. I do it all the time for work.

 

[CTM 143,911]

29 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Women weaken autoimmune systems, Rock. 

^

Tom's rational for being voluntarily celibate, one of the few, the proud, the brave, self proclaimed nonInCel's

[Villain The Foe 10,991]

41 minutes ago, jetspenguin said:

I just saw Sam's press conference and I'd swear he sounded like he was coming down with something. Did anyone else notice that? I hope that wild night after the last win doesn't have a lasting impact. 

Does Sam have a penchant for kissing sick chics?

Eating at those random party buffets...

 

[LockeJET 1,504]

He's was probably snorting cocaine off the chicks ass after they left at 1230. 

[Spoot-Face 14,302]

46 minutes ago, Legend Killa7 said:

100% yes.  I also watched the practice today at 12:15 and EA was commenting on how Sam had a nice "snot missile" or "snot bullet" or something like that.  but yes, you could totally hear it in his voice during the PC, and how he kept "sniffling".

let's hope it's not another round of the "M" word.... 

I would've thought, what with all the mono talk here this season, that everybody would know that this is physically impossible.

Once you have mono, you can't get it again.

It's probably just a cold, or even seasonal allergies. Slow your roll, folks.

[Spoot-Face 14,302]

49 minutes ago, chrisfaceoff said:

Bah Humbug

Butt Fumble from me.

you got it