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and im bitter like a mofo.

Yo....After 9 months of waiting on my wife like she was the queen of sheba .... She got really sick after her C-section and got an infection,so for 3 weeks ive been running on no sleep and taking care of both kids and her.

All im saying is ....Im cranky....I need some lovin.....from a women that is....and i need a god damn nap.

Somebody should have sent me the Memo...Kids is hard work.

Anybody with kids.....Will i get any ever again?

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and im bitter like a mofo.

Yo....After 9 months of waiting on my wife like she was the queen of sheba .... She got really sick after her C-section and got an infection,so for 3 weeks ive been running on no sleep and taking care of both kids and her.

All im saying is ....Im cranky....I need some lovin.....from a women that is....and i need a god damn nap.

Somebody should have sent me the Memo...Kids is hard work.

Anybody with kids.....Will i get any ever again?

ya damn yankees keep it in your pants. Wanna play? Gotta pay, by the way boy or girl?

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ya damn yankees keep it in your pants. Wanna play? Gotta pay, by the way boy or girl?

Boy...Jaden.

he's 6'2 280 :wink:

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My kid is is going on 5 months and I've gotten it twice in that time span.

To quote Charlie Murphy:

"I don't need you honey, I beat my dick like it owes me money"

Hail Hail Miss Michigan and the Fabulous 5.

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Dude you are soooooo screwed.

If it makes you feel any better I'm moving in with my girlfriend (who is a model) and I expect to stop having sex only 6 times a week now and get back up to normal speed.

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Dude you are soooooo screwed.

If it makes you feel any better I'm moving in with my girlfriend (who is a model) and I expect to stop having sex only 6 times a week now and get back up to normal speed.

Ahhh yes....the girl you break in and somebody else marries?

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Seriously by the way.... teach your kid to punt and kick.... be like the Grammaticas dad (he set up a FG post in the back yard).

Do that and your kid may well play for the Jets one day, and by that time the league minimum salary will probably be over a million bucks... throw in pension and benefits and it'd be a sweet gig.

and congratulations... on your wife it'll be a little while but from what I've heard in 6 months things will start to get back towards normal.... at least when you have time for it with the kids.

Or you could have a special dinner with your wife and your good friend Spanish Fly.

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You come onto MY board and brag about having sex with a model 6 times a week after your football team gets it's 3rd championship in 4 years?

Are you trying to get banned, homey? :lol:

Dude you are soooooo screwed.

If it makes you feel any better I'm moving in with my girlfriend (who is a model) and I expect to stop having sex only 6 times a week now and get back up to normal speed.

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You come onto MY board and brag about having sex with a model 6 times a week after your football team gets it's 3rd championship in 4 years?

Are you trying to get banned, homey? :lol:

Don't forget my baseball team is defending its WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP this year.

and that's ONLY 6 times a week. It used to be so much more, and I have the scars to prove it.

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I hate you. I love you, but I hate you. I want you to know that. :lol:

Don't forget my baseball team is defending its WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP this year.

and that's ONLY 6 times a week. It used to be so much more, and I have the scars to prove it.

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guys just talk to the hand for awhile... you know you wouldn't give up those beautiful babies for anything in the world... even if it means you have to deal with some self love for a bit.

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Ummmm, the appeal of "the hand" is that you don't HAVE to talk to it. Nor do you have to listen to ridiculously boring storries about how its day was, how bitchy her friends are, nor do you ever have to deal with its mother. Long Live the HAND!!!!

guys just talk to the hand for awhile... you know you wouldn't give up those beautiful babies for anything in the world... even if it means you have to deal with some self love for a bit.

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guys just talk to the hand for awhile... you know you wouldn't give up those beautiful babies for anything in the world... even if it means you have to deal with some self love for a bit.

Don't resort to that, Smizz. That's a woman's advice. Your wife must have friends. Does she have a sister?

Good luck, man.

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Boy...Jaden.

he's 6'2 280 :wink:

Man, he must have stood up from insider her durring the C-Section - NO WONDER SHE'S ILL! :lol:

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Max does tend to go on doesn't he TS? or do you take turns play that part :lol:

Ummmm, the appeal of "the hand" is that you don't HAVE to talk to it. Nor do you have to listen to ridiculously boring storries about how its day was, how bitchy her friends are, nor do you ever have to deal with its mother. Long Live the HAND!!!!

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All I'll say is, duct tape.

i think smizzy has a couple of rolls of it under my bed... do you want to ask if you can have some?

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and im bitter like a mofo.

Yo....After 9 months of waiting on my wife like she was the queen of sheba .... She got really sick after her C-section and got an infection,so for 3 weeks ive been running on no sleep and taking care of both kids and her.

All im saying is ....Im cranky....I need some lovin.....from a women that is....and i need a god damn nap.

Somebody should have sent me the Memo...Kids is hard work.

Anybody with kids.....Will i get any ever again?

In short, the answer is a big fat NO!!!!!!! It's hard work man! it'll be worth it,but damn, it's not easy.

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I had to get a wife upgrade to solve that problem.

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Don't resort to that, Smizz. That's a woman's advice. Your wife must have friends. Does she have a sister?

Good luck, man.

She does have a sister,but id rather bang Rosie Palms.

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The name of this thread is exactly why I am not having children. :wink:

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see guys look what you are doing... talk a little bit about how wonderful it is to have children... :0 when you see them smile...when they look at you and you know they love you unconditionally ...when you take their tiny hand in yours and you feel their fragility and warmth... when you teach them to ride a bike...or catch their first ball...cmon.....

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The name of this thread is exactly why I am not having children. :wink:

I thought you weren't having kids because of that agreement you signed with the rest of mankind? :lol:

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I thought you weren't having kids because of that agreement you signed with the rest of mankind? :lol:

:lol:

Kids are pain in the a$$, I would never have one, no way, even if that means not having a wife, being a life-time PIMP could be fun. :wink:

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:lol:

Kids are pain in the a$$, I would never have one, no way, even if that means not having a wife, being a life-time PIMP could be fun. :wink:

OH HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The name of this thread is exactly why I am not having children. :wink:

I used to say the EXACT thing until I had my daughter...now I wouldn't go back to the old days for the world.

I won't preach to you, but you'll find out one day. Specially when you pull the goalie one night and decide to ice the game from center ice. :lol:

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I don't even remember what sex is

Preach on brother. Before having kids, the wife and I would have crazy sex, kinky...almost porn like. Now, after two kids that suck all your energy, we are happy to get normal sleep and to make a ruckus every so often. Maybe that explains why I love to flirt with big booty women. Hahahaha!

Kids are great, the sex plateaus at some point and then...takes a nose dive.

LL

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Maybe that explains why I love to flirt with big booty women. Hahahaha!

LL

You said you liked me for my mind!

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