Smizzy Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 and im bitter like a mofo. Yo....After 9 months of waiting on my wife like she was the queen of sheba .... She got really sick after her C-section and got an infection,so for 3 weeks ive been running on no sleep and taking care of both kids and her. All im saying is ....Im cranky....I need some lovin.....from a women that is....and i need a god damn nap. Somebody should have sent me the Memo...Kids is hard work. Anybody with kids.....Will i get any ever again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatsie Patsie Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 and im bitter like a mofo. Yo....After 9 months of waiting on my wife like she was the queen of sheba .... She got really sick after her C-section and got an infection,so for 3 weeks ive been running on no sleep and taking care of both kids and her. All im saying is ....Im cranky....I need some lovin.....from a women that is....and i need a god damn nap. Somebody should have sent me the Memo...Kids is hard work. Anybody with kids.....Will i get any ever again? ya damn yankees keep it in your pants. Wanna play? Gotta pay, by the way boy or girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 ya damn yankees keep it in your pants. Wanna play? Gotta pay, by the way boy or girl? Boy...Jaden. he's 6'2 280 :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 My kid is is going on 5 months and I've gotten it twice in that time span. To quote Charlie Murphy: "I don't need you honey, I beat my dick like it owes me money" Hail Hail Miss Michigan and the Fabulous 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Dude you are soooooo screwed. If it makes you feel any better I'm moving in with my girlfriend (who is a model) and I expect to stop having sex only 6 times a week now and get back up to normal speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 Dude you are soooooo screwed. If it makes you feel any better I'm moving in with my girlfriend (who is a model) and I expect to stop having sex only 6 times a week now and get back up to normal speed. Ahhh yes....the girl you break in and somebody else marries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Seriously by the way.... teach your kid to punt and kick.... be like the Grammaticas dad (he set up a FG post in the back yard). Do that and your kid may well play for the Jets one day, and by that time the league minimum salary will probably be over a million bucks... throw in pension and benefits and it'd be a sweet gig. and congratulations... on your wife it'll be a little while but from what I've heard in 6 months things will start to get back towards normal.... at least when you have time for it with the kids. Or you could have a special dinner with your wife and your good friend Spanish Fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Ahhh yes....the girl you break in and somebody else marries? Is that a bad thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 You come onto MY board and brag about having sex with a model 6 times a week after your football team gets it's 3rd championship in 4 years? Are you trying to get banned, homey? Dude you are soooooo screwed. If it makes you feel any better I'm moving in with my girlfriend (who is a model) and I expect to stop having sex only 6 times a week now and get back up to normal speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 You come onto MY board and brag about having sex with a model 6 times a week after your football team gets it's 3rd championship in 4 years? Are you trying to get banned, homey? Don't forget my baseball team is defending its WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP this year. and that's ONLY 6 times a week. It used to be so much more, and I have the scars to prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I hate you. I love you, but I hate you. I want you to know that. Don't forget my baseball team is defending its WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP this year. and that's ONLY 6 times a week. It used to be so much more, and I have the scars to prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 guys just talk to the hand for awhile... you know you wouldn't give up those beautiful babies for anything in the world... even if it means you have to deal with some self love for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Ummmm, the appeal of "the hand" is that you don't HAVE to talk to it. Nor do you have to listen to ridiculously boring storries about how its day was, how bitchy her friends are, nor do you ever have to deal with its mother. Long Live the HAND!!!! guys just talk to the hand for awhile... you know you wouldn't give up those beautiful babies for anything in the world... even if it means you have to deal with some self love for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 guys just talk to the hand for awhile... you know you wouldn't give up those beautiful babies for anything in the world... even if it means you have to deal with some self love for a bit. Don't resort to that, Smizz. That's a woman's advice. Your wife must have friends. Does she have a sister? Good luck, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaumerJet Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Boy...Jaden. he's 6'2 280 :wink: Man, he must have stood up from insider her durring the C-Section - NO WONDER SHE'S ILL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Max does tend to go on doesn't he TS? or do you take turns play that part Ummmm, the appeal of "the hand" is that you don't HAVE to talk to it. Nor do you have to listen to ridiculously boring storries about how its day was, how bitchy her friends are, nor do you ever have to deal with its mother. Long Live the HAND!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 All I'll say is, duct tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 All I'll say is, duct tape. i think smizzy has a couple of rolls of it under my bed... do you want to ask if you can have some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLPHINWORSHIPPER2 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 and im bitter like a mofo. Yo....After 9 months of waiting on my wife like she was the queen of sheba .... She got really sick after her C-section and got an infection,so for 3 weeks ive been running on no sleep and taking care of both kids and her. All im saying is ....Im cranky....I need some lovin.....from a women that is....and i need a god damn nap. Somebody should have sent me the Memo...Kids is hard work. Anybody with kids.....Will i get any ever again? In short, the answer is a big fat NO!!!!!!! It's hard work man! it'll be worth it,but damn, it's not easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I had to get a wife upgrade to solve that problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I had to get a wife upgrade to solve that problem. Do they sell those at Target, by chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Yeah I want kids and my girl doesn't.... I keep telling her that the answer is for us to move to Utah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 Don't resort to that, Smizz. That's a woman's advice. Your wife must have friends. Does she have a sister? Good luck, man. She does have a sister,but id rather bang Rosie Palms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 The name of this thread is exactly why I am not having children. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 see guys look what you are doing... talk a little bit about how wonderful it is to have children... :0 when you see them smile...when they look at you and you know they love you unconditionally ...when you take their tiny hand in yours and you feel their fragility and warmth... when you teach them to ride a bike...or catch their first ball...cmon..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 The name of this thread is exactly why I am not having children. :wink: I thought you weren't having kids because of that agreement you signed with the rest of mankind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I thought you weren't having kids because of that agreement you signed with the rest of mankind? Kids are pain in the a$$, I would never have one, no way, even if that means not having a wife, being a life-time PIMP could be fun. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Kids are pain in the a$$, I would never have one, no way, even if that means not having a wife, being a life-time PIMP could be fun. :wink: OH HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 The name of this thread is exactly why I am not having children. :wink: I used to say the EXACT thing until I had my daughter...now I wouldn't go back to the old days for the world. I won't preach to you, but you'll find out one day. Specially when you pull the goalie one night and decide to ice the game from center ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 Kids are great...but so are sex and sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I don't even remember what sex is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinlawyer Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I don't even remember what sex is Preach on brother. Before having kids, the wife and I would have crazy sex, kinky...almost porn like. Now, after two kids that suck all your energy, we are happy to get normal sleep and to make a ruckus every so often. Maybe that explains why I love to flirt with big booty women. Hahahaha! Kids are great, the sex plateaus at some point and then...takes a nose dive. LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeJet Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 My kid is is going on 5 months and I've gotten it twice in that time span. Mine's going on 5 years and you got me doubled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Maybe that explains why I love to flirt with big booty women. Hahahaha! LL You said you liked me for my mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 27, 2005 Author Share Posted February 27, 2005 You said you liked me for my mind! He lies to get people in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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