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Just had a baby= No Sex...No Sleep

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and im bitter like a mofo.

Yo....After 9 months of waiting on my wife like she was the queen of sheba .... She got really sick after her C-section and got an infection,so for 3 weeks ive been running on no sleep and taking care of both kids and her.

All im saying is ....Im cranky....I need some lovin.....from a women that is....and i need a god damn nap.

Somebody should have sent me the Memo...Kids is hard work.

Anybody with kids.....Will i get any ever again?

No.You won't. :Nuts:

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I have zero sympathy for people who willingly add to the gene pool and then complain. You signed up, so suck it up.

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Maybe it's not the kids.....:character42:

It has nothing to do with the fact that he weighs 400 lbs. and smells like bologna and mayonnaise.

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Still not getting any? Damn, she's been seeing haggis on a weekly basis. The reason I'm so fat these days is that every time I shag her she makes me a sandwich.

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Ummmm, the appeal of "the hand" is that you don't HAVE to talk to it. Nor do you have to listen to ridiculously boring storries about how its day was, how bitchy her friends are, nor do you ever have to deal with its mother. Long Live the HAND!!!!

Damn, that guy was funny.

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