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I hate hospitals.


Panzer Division Marduk

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We use the boredom tactic to try and scare people away, especially those with lame complaints such as chest pains. In fact, even if you did test positive for an MI(heart attack), we'd try and have you out in 2 days. Cut down on the Cheeze Doodles and stay out of the ER. If you really do wind up with a problem, my hospital has just begun doing angioplasty. We'll pop a straw(stent) in your artery and have you out the same day. If not, we'll send the TV lady around for your $20, but don't expect ESPN either.

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