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Best Food Combo For Farts?


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19 hours ago, greenwichjetfan said:

Depends. Are we going for: (a) silent but deadly (b) loud but not foul (c) silent and tame or (d) loud and foul?

i was wondering what the rules for judging were as well ... if nasty $h*ts on the toilet are allowed along with the farts then a simple mixture of coffee and then yogurt does a pretty good job for me

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On 1/31/2020 at 6:28 PM, New York Mick said:

So far a combo of wings, Indian curry, Guinness, lentil and sausage soup and a onion, spinach and feta omelet has done well but I need to step up my game. 

Note to self never ever accept an invite to a football game at @New York Mick house and never eat his tailgate food if given the opportunity the guy wants to poison people just to smell there farts. 

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2 minutes ago, joewilly12 said:

My God I thought you guys were talking farts not blowing out your assholes. 

I took Percocets for 3 days after shoulder surgery and didn’t drop a deuce for 8 days. Then I drop (2) 2” diameter 24” long logs into the toilet and almost clogged my sewer line. I’ve been drinking prune juice eating yogurt and fruit every day since. It’s fresh in my mind.

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2 minutes ago, BP said:

I took Percocets for 3 days after shoulder surgery and didn’t drop a deuce for 8 days. Then I drop (2) 2” diameter 24” long logs into the toilet and almost clogged my sewer line. I’ve been drinking prune juice eating yogurt and fruit every day since. It’s fresh in my mind.

Oxycodone blocks my pipes thats why I refuse to take it I rather be in pain than all backed up. 

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Just now, joewilly12 said:

Oxycodone blocks my pipes thats why I refuse to take it I rather be unpin then all backed up. 

I had a nerve block that lasted almost 4 days. I threw the rest of them down the toilet. I don’t see how people get addicted to them.

 

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