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Vote: Verbal

because this whole time I thought people were saying “Vote: spoken out loud” and I was looking up the rules like a loon to figure out how that worked

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2 minutes ago, Verbal said:

don't encourage him

Are we feuding? I think we’re feuding.

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This “in” jokes are great and not alienating when you have no idea what’s going on.


However, I’m pretty sure I’m winning.

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2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Holy sh*t this is exactly something I would say in a game regardless of alignment.  

You ARE my alter ego!  

That’s exactly the kinda thing I would say in a game.

I am your alter ego!

Well-endowed folks gotta stick together 

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3 minutes ago, Verbal said:

Aaaaaaaand this is where we know you're full of sh*t.

I didn’t realize my girlfriend was on the site. Sorry I lied babe

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2 minutes ago, GATA said:

@kdels62 when did you lose your virginity? For research purposes.

Does this forum have an HR department?

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Is the point of this game to feed each other rep so that it looks like we are respected for our hot football takes?

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Just now, Verbal said:

If your gf is attractive and very clearly out of your league, then you definitely have a lot in common with 80.

80 has to have something going for him to outkick his coverage.

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Professor who worked at the Hague: The legal responsibility of the international community in preventing genocide is "blah blah blah morality"

Me: How can I make the people of JN like me more?

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Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

Well its not my d*ck!  And if she married me for my money, the joke's on her.  

So you're saying you have no money, a regular wang and a terrible personality

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2 minutes ago, CTM said:

It's pretty easy to follow, the basics on the players in this game are below. Its just riffs from there. Its dumb as sh*t but been entertaining us idiots every offseason for years 

Crusher  = fat and has been e-dating jif for a decade 

Jif  = stoner twink, crushers bottom 

80 = middle aged virgin, pathological fapper. Likes to organize community faps and nearly shut down site 

Spoot = beaver, pervy incel who is looking for a ukranian bride (he once posted a screen shot with an ad)

CtM = noodle dancing hippy, ruins everything 

Gata = takes everything literal, failed turing test, likely a bot as there are no girls on the internet 

Verbal: pasty white, skinny fat acne ridden Ken doll. Larper. Fantasy novel addict. Prone to histrionics and blind lunches 

Smash: stubborn, hot headed, hard headed, block headed. Lots of things that end with headed 

Stark : somehow has avoided being made into a character, which suggests he might be less outlandish of a personality than most here, more likely hes as entertaining as a potato in real life 

If I'm forgetting anyone rule #14*

* means gfy

 

 

 

I like you. You have a self awareness I find refreshing

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Just now, Spoot-Face said:

He's only like that when he's on peyote...

which is pretty much all the time.

I'm gonna ride @CTM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... to victory

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2 minutes ago, JiF said:

I dont want to explain either type of lunches to the newbies. 

Unvote Verbal

Vote JiF

tapping into my inferiority complex

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I just listened to a potential client's podcast to evaluate whether or not we want to work with her and I'm delirious. 

Unvote JiF

Vote Verbal

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1 minute ago, CTM said:

smh @ all these tallywackers and a damn dirty robot arguing the merits of doc protecting an unverified vig on n1..

More gifs, less lingo

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The issue here is that Verbal’s plea worked and JiF is still ranting and raving. At least I think that’s what’s happening, it’s not a great argument it’s kinda boring and definitely lame.

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2 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

pedro what GIF

french baguette GIF

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Just now, Stark said:

you can read that scenario in a few ways.

JiF has a legit point, Verb also had a legit claim at L-3 with so many players in a game of 50% newer players.

or

One of them is using the claim to spin/drive narrative to help them achieve a town lynch, and a misuse of the DOC protect role at night on the first set of Night Actions giving scum team a 2 to 0 score on first day. 

The right move for the game would be for the noobs to eliminate a random vet and let the doc role chill. Force Verbal’s hand and proceed from there. 
Personally, I’d rather eliminate a random noob and hope for the best. 

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2 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Good strategy. Better off putting a vet down. You guys need to play and learn. 

Nah I don’t buy your face turn

Animated GIF

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Just now, JiF said:

Always smart to take away the towns best scum hunter when you're scum.

This doesn’t make sense 

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3 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

What?

I have no idea what any of this means.

It means I love chaos and I’d rather see how the vets play out their insanity and react to each other’s potentially fake claims then sit around waiting for noobs to stumble around when we have actions to do at night.

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9 minutes ago, Beaver said:

Right now I'm suspicious of the quiet people.   But I suspect they are a noob like me.   Who are the noobs in this game besides me?  

I’m definitely a noob.

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I need everyone here to know that Lizzy Caplan appeared in my consciousness and it’s a great and beautiful thing.

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I'm not sure what a townie is or why i'm being called one. 

 

Unless I should know. In which case I know. 

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5 minutes ago, CTM said:

unvote

vote smash

lets try

Switching to a vote for smash is an empty gesture in terms of moving the game. 

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Unvote 

vote CTM

Spoot did a number on my brain

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Verbal should shoot. Get it done. Prove to us your claim.

Also shoot Crusher

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2 minutes ago, Stark said:

didn't you jump off crusher vote right at deadline switching to CTM when his death was all but sealed?

 

 

You can look it up. 
 

but also yes

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1 minute ago, Verbal said:

You're so ******* lucky I can't shoot you this game.  My only goal regardless of alignment would have been to survive D1 lynch to then shoot you in the face.

 

Bastard.

You know what don’t shoot.

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1 minute ago, Beaver said:

Why waste the shot?   Is it just one shot or are there multiple shots?   And how do we know if the scum are not the ones trying to get the vigilante to waste his one shot?

You don’t. The scum are scared that he’s gonna shoot. So their trying to call his bluff.

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