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vote 80

I'm like 99% certain he's scum, guys. And I think that PM he sent me is just him trying to buddy me.

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3 hours ago, JiF said:

I mostly only play while on the sh*tter so, do your thang! 

Ape... is that you?

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3 hours ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

Vote CTM

@The Crusher told me to so lets get this mofo.

Always a good vote.

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2 hours ago, kdels62 said:

Vote: Verbal

because this whole time I thought people were saying “Vote: spoken out loud” and I was looking up the rules like a loon to figure out how that worked

 

2 hours ago, kdels62 said:

Are we feuding? I think we’re feuding.

I mean, someone had to take up 80's slack in the never-ending 80/verbal feud.

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2 hours ago, Stark said:

VOTE BRICK

welcome back, now rule 14

Wow.

Not voting me to start the game?

Weird.

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54 minutes ago, CTM said:

I'm not sure how I feel about this much beaver in a game. 

unvote vote Spoot

Strange beaver > old beaver

Isn't there a bunch of campers you should be scaring somewhere, you filthy vagabond?

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49 minutes ago, Beaver said:

gun hd GIF

You and I are going to get along.

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Another unwritten rule I'll mention regards subbing out. If you ever feel like you might need to sub out, don't say it in the game thread. Just PM Jetsfan80 and he'll take care of it.

In the past, we've had people openly ask for a replacement and complain about it in thread, and that kinda has an impact on the game.

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vote Stark

I thought we had something special, man.

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Oh, another note for the newbies: we have an unwritten rule around here that we don't lynch a newbie on Day 1, so you're safe in that regards. I believe the same goes for Scum's night kills, too, but that would depend on the Scum team's own discretion.

So, basically, for the first day/night phase of the game, you should be pretty safe. After that, you're fair game.

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13 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

Given that new players (10) equal veteran players (10), that might be harder to guarantee in this game.  But I'd certainly say its far more likely that a veteran player gets lynched over a new player on D1.  Especially since so many of the veteran players are completely unlikable in every way.  

That's true. Let's be honest, of all the vet players Brick is the only one who's really likeable in any way.

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7 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

And here we go ...

Vote Verbal

You're Dead ..Scum

Missed opportunity to write "your" dead, in defiance.

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6 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

**** the Ninja Turtle underwear

I have the Al Swearengen Underwear. Each set of Drawers has a different saying ... Like "Go **** Yourself" you get the Idea

 

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So, basically, you wear a onesie, is what you're saying.

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2 minutes ago, JiF said:

Nobody hates me, I'm loved and adored by all. 

 

1 minute ago, GATA said:

Lynch all liars 

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Just now, GATA said:

BTW newbies if you catch someone in a lie that's usually something we say ... (LYNCH ALL LIARS)

some other mafia slang you'll see is OMGUS (Oh my god you suck) 

WIFOM (wine in front of me) 

& here's some more abbreviations

https://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Commonly_Used_Abbreviations

^^The Gatabot has an extensive directory of all Mafia slang, and she's programed to use each one at least once a game.

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4 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

JiF is exactly what Patton Oswalt describes here (the fully-clothed stripper part):

 

 

Love that guy. So glad the Jets hired him.

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1 minute ago, Verbal said:

Image result for spidey meme

 

Image result for spidey meme

 

 

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You know it's a Mafia game when Verb breaks out the Spidey memes!

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5 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

This “in” jokes are great and not alienating when you have no idea what’s going on.


However, I’m pretty sure I’m winning.

Well, you're not CTM or Jif, so I'd say you're already winning.

 

Jump in anytime, bud. I know it can be overwhelming and intimidating at first, but the best way to acclimate is just to start insulting people.

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3 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

Nice try, but I didn’t even look at my PM so I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Unless we’re teammates in which case I did see my PM and I know exactly what’s happening... you feel me

girlfriend something GIF

^^Absolutely perfect.

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4 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

Thats all cool and stuff but I don't see any wine 

That's odd, because you're the one who usually brings all the whine.

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14 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

you got a problem with Onesie's ?

They're harder for me to take off ;)

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14 minutes ago, Verbal said:

With you, Smash, there's always plenty of whine.

 

;-)

You ninja ****er!!!

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14 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

That’s exactly the kinda thing I would say in a game.

I am your alter ego!

Well-endowed folks gotta stick together 

lynch all liars

no way 80 is well-endowed

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12 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

yeah where the hell is Hess .. Maybe he's working on a survival horror game or working on a way to fix JIF's epic capture the flag

Dear god, I hope those pesky black eyed children didn't finally get him.

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5 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

Does this forum have an HR department?

Yes, but it's not like you think. Ours stands for "Human Roach" and its only member is @CTM

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7 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

Is the point of this game to feed each other rep so that it looks like we are respected for our hot football takes?

Holy sh*t, you just figurted out 80's secret.

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4 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

Nothing wrong with Jacksonville except that when I just searched for interesting Jacksonville facts to use to insult @JiF they were all too boring to even bother with except this one390784383_ScreenShot2020-02-04at4_37_08PM.png.a63679098acc2ca997c752e1e678d39a.png

cc: @Integrity28

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Just now, Verbal said:

ninja bastard

now we're even

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2 minutes ago, CTM said:

It's pretty easy to follow, the basics on the players in this game are below. Its ust riffs from there. Its dumb as sh*t but been entertaining us idiots every offseason for years 

Crusher  = fat and has been e-dating jif for a decade 

Jif  = stoner twink, crushers bottom 

80 = middle aged virgin, pathological fapper. Likes to organize community faps and nearly shut down site 

Spoot = beaver, pervy incel who is looking for a ukranian bride (he once posted a screen shot with an ad)

CtM = noodle dancing hippy, ruins everything 

Gata = takes everything literal, failed turing test, likely a bot as there are no girls on the internet 

Verbal: pasty white, skinny fat acne ridden Ken doll. Larper. Fantasy novel addict. Prone to histrionics and blind lunches 

Smash: stubborn, hot headed, hard headed, block headed. Lots of things that end with headed 

Stark : somehow has avoided being made into a character, which suggests he might be less outlandish of a personality than most here, more likely hes as entertaining as a potato in real life 

If I'm forgetting anyone rule #14*

* means gfy

 

 

 

This is everything JetNation Mafia

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1 minute ago, kdels62 said:

I like you. You have a self awareness I find refreshing

He's only like that when he's on peyote...

which is pretty much all the time.

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Just now, kdels62 said:

I'm gonna ride @CTM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... to victory

You catch on mighty quick.

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Just now, GATA said:

BRICK @BrickTamland

also #14

Brick is just a bloodthirsty sociopath who's only goal in this game is to kill people, and we love him for it. He won't post much, but you better believe he will be there to hammer anyone and everyone, with absolutely no hesitation or regards to consequences.

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33 minutes ago, Jets Voice of Reason said:

Careful, i’m pretty sure that’s how he gets the hookers to let their guards down before he goes silence of the lambs on them. 

Why aren't you playing with us?

 

Note to newbies: Non-players are allowed to post in the game thread, but only if making jokes. They can't--and won't--comment on actual gameplay. Early game is more relaxed, and you'll see less of this as the game goes on. The same can be said of dead players. You can still be present and joke after you're dead, but you should avoid commenting on gameplay. Something we we're also discussing in last game is that once you are dead, you should even refrain from upvoting (or downvoting) posts, UNLESS it is purely reacting to a joke. For example, don't upvote someone's reads list that you agree with. Again, as with non-players, the more the game ramps up, the less dead players will be joking around in thread. It's not forbidden, per say, but just "read the room" before you do so, and doing it too much may be distracting.

@Jetsfan80 I actually recommend you type this^^ out and put it in one of your initial posts so that it doesn't get lost.

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30 minutes ago, CTM said:

Sound reasoning. Humanity unite !

Unvote

Vote gatabot

 

People need to stop ninja'ing me, for ****'s sake!

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