Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mafia - Game Thread

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1 hour ago, The Crusher said:

Vote CTM

Before he ruins the new group of recruits. If you are new to the game  you should vote  him too. 

Attention noobs: Bodyweight plays a role in outcome, crushers tremendous girth can sink the town ship by mid game.  And his lack of personal mobility can slow us down and clog up exit points

Let's harpoon the fat bastard before we end up at the bottom of the ocean

Vote fat crusher 

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49 minutes ago, JiF said:

Except with Gatabot is modding.  Then no fun, super serious or die. 

^ this is true but we ❤️ her for it

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28 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

Vote CTM

@The Crusher told me to so lets get this mofo.

You are being lead off a cliff by a grown man that waddles like a chubby penguin

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Just now, BUM-KNEE said:

Ok

So CTM, what is this Beyhive they speak of and what are the mysteries therein?

Apparently it's the beyonce fan club and I am an enthusiastic member 

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7 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

We struck a nerve boys. This is what we call flailing. 
 

 

That is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than

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2 hours ago, JiF said:

True story; as I child, all I ever wanted to wear was my TMNT underwear.  Like nothing else, just the undies.  

From what crusher says you must of been a child as recently as 2 weeks ago

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48 minutes ago, Beaver said:

Eh I was more of a Batman, Superman,  and Spiderman underoo's kid myself.

I'm not sure how I feel about this much beaver in a game. 

unvote vote Spoot

Strange beaver > old beaver

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1 minute ago, JiF said:

Gatabot getting serious.  Feels scummy.

Vote Gatabot

Come at her bro

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10 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

^^The Gatabot has an extensive directory of all Mafia slang, and she's programed to use each one at least once a game.

^ in order to appear human*

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20 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

I hate WIFOM I never use it and I have no idea wtf it means. Many have tried to explain and fail in epic ways.

Replace wifom with analyzing nfl qb play and you've sufficiently described the entirity of our main board interactions here from 2004-2007

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38 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

This “in” jokes are great and not alienating when you have no idea what’s going on.

It's pretty easy to follow, the basics on the players in this game are below. Its just riffs from there. Its dumb as sh*t but been entertaining us idiots every offseason for years 

Crusher  = fat and has been e-dating jif for a decade 

Jif  = stoner twink, crushers bottom 

80 = middle aged virgin, pathological fapper. Likes to organize community faps and nearly shut down site because of it

Spoot = beaver, pervy incel who is looking for a ukranian bride (he once posted a screen shot with an ad)

CtM = noodle dancing hippy, ruins everything 

Gata = takes everything literal, failed turing test, likely a bot as there are no girls on the internet 

Verbal: pasty white, skinny fat acne ridden Ken doll. Larper. Fantasy novel addict. Prone to histrionics and blind lunches 

Smash: stubborn, hot headed, hard headed, block headed. Lots of things that end with headed 

Stark : somehow has avoided being made into a character, which suggests he might be less outlandish of a personality than most here, more likely hes as entertaining as a potato in real life 

If I'm forgetting anyone rule #14*

* means gfy

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Jets Voice of Reason said:

Careful, i’m pretty sure that’s how he gets the hookers to let their guards down before he goes silence of the lambs on them. 

Chianti in front of me ?

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5 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

Vote Gata @GATA because I've seen enough bad sci-fi movies to know the machine/robot will slaughter us all after she inevitably comes to the logical realization, if she hasn't already, that a gang of freakishly mutated turtles led by a deranged overgrown sewer rat is the actual threat.

Sound reasoning. Humanity unite !

Unvote

Vote gatabot

 

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4 minutes ago, JiF said:

blind lunches are worse than speed lunches. 

Auto correct on android must have the same programmer as the gata bot

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Just now, The Crusher said:

 

That is one fine ass women. I have good taste !!

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14 minutes ago, GATA said:

Or A-I is the way of the future.

🙄

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17 minutes ago, Beaver said:

I seriously have to change my name now.

Yes, yes you do.

 

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6 minutes ago, Drums said:

Vote: CTM

 

Starting at the top.

Ordered by awesome 

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24 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

I feel like i should probably play, but don't expect much other than stupid jokes and everyone to expect me to play the same way i did before i had kids and a corporate job lol

The personality disorders havent gone away and you'll be aping by day 2

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11 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

I can add you as a mod-confirmed townie.  Sound good?

Omg lunch me now

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Just now, The Crusher said:

Dude we gonna lose 1/3 of the noobs. Need him for spare  parts later 

Yep

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15 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

People will drop ouT, you will play, you will reinvent yourself, nothing will change, it will be glorious 

Potw

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58 minutes ago, GATA said:

Well he is a bottom 

You damn dirty bot

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2 minutes ago, Drums said:

I thought the Jets Forum was where you went when you couldn't stand the Jets. No wonder I haven't been in the Lounge in a while. 

Lol

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3 minutes ago, Pac said:

This game will be a disgrace. 

^ kind of an expert on the topic 

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10 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

To be fair @CTM is playing. 

You damn dirty blob

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11 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

Its back

Dickhead

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21 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

I appreciate all the help from everyone. Thank you. 

#14

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7 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

I'm waiting for the Ape to join as a mod-confirmed townie so I can vote him.

Should be a laugh.

Lol, totally going to try and speed lynch him. That was my plan as well.

Ape is at his most damaging to town when mod confirmed. Surefire scum mvp

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7 hours ago, Jetscode1 said:

Could also vote Crusher.  Magic 8-ball did confirm Verbal is scum.  Please vote him now.

Good enough for me, let's introduce the noobs to JN tradition and blind lunch the gerbil

Unvote

Vote verbal 

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3 minutes ago, Verbal said:

I was thinking the same thing.  Part of me wants to start analyzing the train, but the other part is just happy we've got active mafia going on and well, YOLO!

This game is 50/50 vet / noob and lets face it, some of the vets play like noobs (cough) (jif) (cough). I think we should just serve up a dead body to get the game going. I'm fine with it being me, or you, or anyone really but tbh if JetFan80 puts ape in as mod confirmed I am hoping to lead a lynch against a mod confirmed townie for maybe the first time in mafia history. There's enough noobs in this game to make it possible.

 

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1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

I could just insert the Ape into the game then kill him off the moment he's done with his catchup, ending D1 in the process.  Similar to what I did to JiF during my Dexter game.  

Good for the lulz, but less sporting

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Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

Mod-confirmed Scum is the other option.  

I'd argue he's actually more dangerous to town as mod confirmed townie

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1 hour ago, jvill 51 said:

Unvote GATA I'm fine saving the machine for later on the off chance that I've misread the situation and she's actually Arnie from Terminator 2 instead of the original.

More practically, seems like the game won't really begin until someone dies and the top two candidates seem to be Verbal and CTM as I don't think anyone else has more than 1 vote against them. My vote's for sale, who's got a reason why I should vote one way and not the other? (NOTE: it's also literally for sale, as in I'll take money)

Verbal is a masshole from MA, CTM from NYC area

The choice is clear

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As a vote leader, let me work on my defense..

 

On 2/4/2020 at 10:17 AM, JustEndTheSuffering said:

Vote CTM

@The Crusher told me to so lets get this mofo.

 

Has a wiener

 

On 2/4/2020 at 9:30 AM, The Crusher said:

Vote CTM

Before he ruins the new group of recruits. If you are new to the game  you should vote  him too. 

 

Suspects he has a wiener but hasn't seen it in years

 

22 hours ago, Drums said:

Vote: CTM

 

Starting at the top.

 

Is a wiener

 

3 hours ago, JiF said:

Unvote

Vote CTM

competing trains, FTW

 

Eats wiener

 

/fin