Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mafia - Game Thread

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Scum is so ****ed. 

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15 minutes ago, 32EBoozer said:

I apologize, but will I screw up the game if I don't respond until the evening? Don't think I can do this at work..... too complicated for a newbie.

I mostly only play while on the sh*tter so, do your thang! 

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8 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said:

My nips are hard as diamonds in an ice storm....

The anticipation!

hawt

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5 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Post like these are as important to the game as gameplay. Rule 1 is to laugh and have fun. Well done. 

Except with Gatabot is modding.  Then no fun, super serious or die. 

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Oh and when you're feeling yourself/and or the flow of the game.  Bowie, lots and lots of Bowie.

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True story; as I child, all I ever wanted to wear was my TMNT underwear.  Like nothing else, just the undies.  

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1 minute ago, BUM-KNEE said:

I didn't see that in the instructional thread, but ok

It's like an unwritten rule.  It doesnt have to be Bowie but your just a lot cooler if it is. 

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38 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

14.  GF

Oh looky, the married 80 isnt telling you to Go **** Yourself anymore ie: his favorite past time.  Now he's just saying GO ****!  

 

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1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

Shhhhh, you’ll scare the new kids 

Could you imagine if Pac and Ape were playing? 

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6 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said:

I'm in

It's only gay, if you're gay.

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1 hour ago, BUM-KNEE said:

I'm in

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35 minutes ago, Beaver said:

Eh I was more of a Batman, Superman,  and Spiderman underoo's kid myself.

I had those too but there was something about the TNMT underoo's that made me want to show off my body. 

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15 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

 

Yeah.  I don't know of too many kids that are concerned about their body image.

^^^^^explains why this dude was a 40 year old virgin. 

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3 minutes ago, GATA said:

We'll see about that. 

If you're town you'll see how it's necessary for there to be content. 

Gatabot getting serious.  Feels scummy.

Vote Gatabot

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22 minutes ago, GATA said:

I hate you 

#14

Nobody hates me, I'm loved and adored by all. 

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59 minutes ago, Verbal said:

You guys remember when Hess played almost the entire game without actually looking at his PM and seeing what his alignment was?

 

I think he won that game anyway.....crazy bastard.

I think that was because I never sent him a PM with a role. lol

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56 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

@JiF is extremely disappointed to learn this.  

Meh it might get weird, probably a good thing

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44 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

Nothing wrong with Jacksonville except that when I just searched for interesting Jacksonville facts to use to insult @JiF they were all too boring to even bother with except this one

This is incredible.  Just another on the long list of reasons Jax is heaven on earth.

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38 minutes ago, ID. said:

Anyone know how long that ‘Duval’ chant has been around?  Has no idea what they were saying the first few times I heard it, thought it was a players name...

It's the county of the city.  I've been in the city for 12 years and it started gaining steam around that time.  2-3 years later and it was the tagline of the city.  Everyone says it at their concerts and stuff.  Celine Dion even did it at her recent show. 

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45 minutes ago, CTM said:

It's pretty easy to follow, the basics on the players in this game are below. Its just riffs from there. Its dumb as sh*t but been entertaining us idiots every offseason for years 

Crusher  = fat and has been e-dating jif for a decade 

Jif  = stoner twink, crushers bottom 

80 = middle aged virgin, pathological fapper. Likes to organize community faps and nearly shut down site because of it

Spoot = beaver, pervy incel who is looking for a ukranian bride (he once posted a screen shot with an ad)

CtM = noodle dancing hippy, ruins everything 

Gata = takes everything literal, failed turing test, likely a bot as there are no girls on the internet 

Verbal: pasty white, skinny fat acne ridden Ken doll. Larper. Fantasy novel addict. Prone to histrionics and blind lunches 

Smash: stubborn, hot headed, hard headed, block headed. Lots of things that end with headed 

Stark : somehow has avoided being made into a character, which suggests he might be less outlandish of a personality than most here, more likely hes as entertaining as a potato in real life 

If I'm forgetting anyone rule #14*

* means gfy

 

 

 

blind lunches are worse than speed lunches. 

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1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

Quicker the eat bigger the treat. 

I dont want to explain either type of lunches to the newbies. 

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53 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

Unvote Verbal

Vote JiF

tapping into my inferiority complex

Dont take it personally, either lunches are delicious. 

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35 minutes ago, CTM said:

This game is 50/50 vet / noob and lets face it, some of the vets play like noobs (cough) (jif) (cough). I think we should just serve up a dead body to get the game going. I'm fine with it being me, or you, or anyone really but tbh if JetFan80 puts ape in as mod confirmed I am hoping to lead a lynch against a mod confirmed townie for maybe the first time in mafia history. There's enough noobs in this game to make it possible.

 

This group of newbies, like the group of newbies before will quickly learn who the greatest scum hunter of all time aka Batman is before too long.  

 

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Unvote

Vote CTM

competing trains, FTW

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6 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Greatness is among us.

Monster or Menace.  Take your pick.  win/win situation either decision.  Let's roll.

- Batman

 

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17 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

@Verbal and @JiF will be very interested to hear all about this.  But say it slower.  

Verb's gender sure but I have a penis and I love penis.

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23 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

MOD NOTE:  @Jets Voice of Reason has replaced @SR24 

 

Sorry if you were just busy, SR.  Please let us know if you want to try again for a future game!  

Unvote

Vote JVOR

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I totally missed Verb's reveal. 

Let me go do a reread real quick.  I'll be back with the game figured out. 

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9 hours ago, Smashmouth said:

To all you rookie players verbal is at 8 votes it takes 11 to lynch ..... you DO NOT want to pile on and vote him off before he gets a chance to explain his possible innocence or reveal his role to us if he is in fact a town power role. So please keep that in mind for him and all future trains. Just wanted to make sure you guys know how this plays out. 

 

This has a gross appeal to town and newbie vibe to it. 

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4 hours ago, Verbal said:

Yeah well, how about this, dickwad - I'm a vigilante.  If you don't want this bullet in between your eyes, unvote me and let's try to lynch scum instead.

 

To everybody else - I'm a town vigilante.  I knew 2 things when 80 sent me my role PM:

 

1.  He'd get a laugh that I have a gun and he's not in the game for me to shoot. (bastard)

2.  I'd have to reveal D1 with this many new players as the vets would rely on the meme lynch of me as my normal other option for D1 meme lynch (80) is not playing.

 

So lots of laughs for 80 and some sobbing into my pillow for me.  Don't lynch a town PR.

Solid reveal.  Well thought out.  Lot of words and unnecessary points but the delivery is strong. 

I dont believe you. 

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4 hours ago, Verbal said:

tl;dr

 

Let scum be forced to NK me.  Doc can choose to either self protect or play mind games with scum and protect me as I'm not going to shoot wildly into the crowd on N1 and possibly hit a townie.  I'll wait until I have a good suspect pool before I shoot.

Are you trying to encourage a newbie doctor to protect you?  As if your one shot is that valuable?  

GROSS!!!!

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4 hours ago, BUM-KNEE said:

You know what would really make this game awesome?

About 20 more phukking rules and stipulations to keep track of.

Dont let it get over complicated, a lot of this stuff comes to head as you're going through the game.  Right now, you're trying to guess who's lying.  Keep it that simple.  

Also, watch me because I'm one of the greatest scum hunters of all time, you'll start to pick up on what I'm looking for and maybe one day you can be a fraction of my genius. 

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4 hours ago, Stark said:

why not kill you? you and your sweet JiF on the CTM train. . don't like that at all

 

UNVOTE
VOTE CRUSH

Dont like, what?  specifically

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3 hours ago, GATA said:

OK 

Idk why reveal you're a PR so early on you'll just get targeted 

To me if true this is not a good move by you.

w.e if you're not we'll catch your lie 

UNVOTE

Gross.   "I dont like this and here's why but lets unvote you because eventually something"...

Looks like scum gracefully jumping off a train or something....

 

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39 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

You're forgetting that a Doc could protect him, if they are so inclined to believe him. And in a game this big, it'd safer for them to do so, since the likelihood of scum finding the Doc on Day is so low.

GROSS