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Vote CTM

Before he ruins the new group of recruits. If you are new to the game  you should vote  him too. 

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3 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said:

My nips are hard as diamonds in an ice storm....

The anticipation!

Post like these are as important to the game as gameplay. Rule 1 is to laugh and have fun. Well done. 

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9 minutes ago, JiF said:

Except with Gatabot is modding.  Then no fun, super serious or die. 

Shhhhh, you’ll scare the new kids 

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2 minutes ago, JiF said:

It's like an unwritten rule.  It doesnt have to be Bowie but your just a lot cooler if it is. 

Or Beyoncé for CTM. He’s President of the Beyhive. 

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6 minutes ago, JiF said:

Could you imagine if Pac and Ape were playing? 

Not sure honestly. Most of these guys from HN are familiar with them. Don’t think they would have the same  effect they  had on the DMers. 

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1 minute ago, jvill 51 said:

Vote pdxgreen because he’s unlucky number 13 on the list of players, but more importantly because **** Dan Marino

Haha... very nice. 

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2 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said:

That's what Beyhive means?

 

@CTM Let him explain it. I couldn’t do it justice. 

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Just now, kdels62 said:

Vote: Verbal

because this whole time I thought people were saying “Vote: spoken out loud” and I was looking up the rules like a loon to figure out how that worked

Mods favorite player. ^^^^^

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1 minute ago, CTM said:

That is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than

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Better 40 than Q. But not by much. 

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33 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Better than Polite too. 

His BMI is lower than Polites as well. 

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7 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Better 3-Cone time too.  

Especially if they are full of ice cream. 

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20 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said:

I had Aquaman undies. Can you imagine?

What a crappy childhood I had....

You sure you didn’t just piss yourself and they told you that that to make you feel better? 

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45 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

Yes its a 1-man department led by @The Crusher, whose recent posts in this forum include:

 

 

He might not be able to help you out.  lol.

I really love this forum and it shows. 

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43 minutes ago, CTM said:

It's pretty easy to follow, the basics on the players in this game are below. Its just riffs from there. Its dumb as sh*t but been entertaining us idiots every offseason for years 

Crusher  = fat and has been e-dating jif for a decade 

Jif  = stoner twink, crushers bottom 

80 = middle aged virgin, pathological fapper. Likes to organize community faps and nearly shut down site because of it

Spoot = beaver, pervy incel who is looking for a ukranian bride (he once posted a screen shot with an ad)

CtM = noodle dancing hippy, ruins everything 

Gata = takes everything literal, failed turing test, likely a bot as there are no girls on the internet 

Verbal: pasty white, skinny fat acne ridden Ken doll. Larper. Fantasy novel addict. Prone to histrionics and blind lunches 

Smash: stubborn, hot headed, hard headed, block headed. Lots of things that end with headed 

Stark : somehow has avoided being made into a character, which suggests he might be less outlandish of a personality than most here, more likely hes as entertaining as a potato in real life 

If I'm forgetting anyone rule #14*

* means gfy

 

 

 

Jealousy is a wasted emotion.

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2 minutes ago, JiF said:

blind lynches are worse than speed lunches. 

Quicker the eat bigger the treat. 

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1 minute ago, JiF said:

I dont want to explain either type of lunches to the newbies. 

Your soul I love. 

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5 minutes ago, CTM said:

Auto correct on android must have the same programmer as the gata bot

 

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Just now, Spoot-Face said:

Why aren't you playing with us?

 

Note to newbies: Non-players are allowed to post in the game thread, but only if making jokes. They can't--and won't--comment on actual gameplay. Early game is more relaxed, and you'll see less of this as the game goes on. The same can be said of dead players. You can still be present and joke after you're dead, but you should avoid commenting on gameplay. Something we we're also discussing in last game is that once you are dead, you should even refrain from upvoting (or downvoting) posts, UNLESS it is purely reacting to a joke. For example, don't upvote someone's reads list that you agree with. Again, as with non-players, the more the game ramps up, the less dead players will be joking around in thread. It's not forbidden, per say, but just "read the room" before you do so, and doing it too much may be distracting.

@Jetsfan80 I actually recommend you type this^^ out and put it in one of your initial posts so that it doesn't get lost.

Man you are one mouthy Beaver. 

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41 minutes ago, Leelou said:

Hi boys. 
 

I may be able to help as a mod early on weekends or when the game dwindles down. I might make a random post here and there. :) 

Any amount of Leelou is good. Miss you'!

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29 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

I feel like i should probably play, but don't expect much other than stupid jokes and everyone to expect me to play the same way i did before i had kids and a corporate job lol

People will drop ouT, you will play, you will reinvent yourself, nothing will change, it will be glorious 

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17 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

I can add you as a mod-confirmed townie.  Sound good?

Dude we gonna lose 1/3 of the noobs. Need him for spare  parts later 

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12 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

True but we have plenty of subs available.

But only one sub-human. 

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1 hour ago, Pac said:

This game will be a disgrace. 

To be fair @CTM is playing. 

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24 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Day 1 Vote Count

  • Verbal (6) - GATA, Smash, JC, CTM, ID., BUM-KNEE
  • CTM (3) - Crusher, JustEndTheSuffering, Drums
  • GATA (2) - JiF, jvill 51
  • BUM-KNEE (1) - Stark
  • SR24 (1) - Beaver
  • JiF (1) - kdels62
  • JC (1) - Verbal
  • Stark (1) - Spoot

Not Voting (4) - SR24, Brick, pdxgreen, 32EBoozer

With 20 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch.  

Probably should say I don’t like the speed of the Verbal train. But hey, what’s not to like? 

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13 minutes ago, Verbal said:

I was thinking the same thing.  Part of me wants to start analyzing the train, but the other part is just happy we've got active mafia going on and well, YOLO!

Yes, this game will be inherently a cluster fuck because half the players have no meta and no clue. so...YOLO it is. Bwahahahahahaha  

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10 minutes ago, JiF said:

Unvote

Vote CTM

competing trains, FTW

Greatness is among us.

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