Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mafia - Game Thread

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22 minutes ago, JiF said:

It's like an unwritten rule.  It doesnt have to be Bowie but your just a lot cooler if it is. 

*you're

 

Vote: 80

 

count it

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2 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Mods favorite player. ^^^^^

don't encourage him

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5 hours ago, kdels62 said:

Are we feuding? I think we’re feuding.

 

5 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

MOD NOTE:  VERBAL HAS BEEN KILLED IN HIS STUPID FACE

 

 

2 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Get in line, bub.  Verbal already tried to shoot me via PM.  

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80's sex life in Spidey Meme form:

 

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1 minute ago, kdels62 said:

This “in” jokes are great and not alienating when you have no idea what’s going on.

However, I’m pretty sure I’m winning.

No, fake-80, you're not winning.  You're simply waiting to lose, unless you're town.....in which case we're teammates and you're winning.

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1 minute ago, Jets Voice of Reason said:

Miss vicious, he loved that stuff

Absolutely.  VicGod was a spidey master, and my meme-mentor, lol.

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Just now, kdels62 said:

Nice try, but I didn’t even look at my PM so I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Unless we’re teammates in which case I did see my PM and I know exactly what’s happening... you feel me

I like this guy

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You guys remember when Hess played almost the entire game without actually looking at his PM and seeing what his alignment was?

 

I think he won that game anyway.....crazy bastard.

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Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

Holy sh*t this is exactly something I would say in a game regardless of alignment.  

You ARE my alter ego!  

I........I may have to shoot him in the face, then.  It might be instinctive...

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3 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

Thats all cool and stuff but I don't see any wine 

With you, Smash, there's always plenty of whine.

 

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Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

Miss @HessStation more than some of my dead relatives.  

ditto

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Just now, kdels62 said:

That’s exactly the kinda thing I would say in a game.

I am your alter ego!

Well-endowed folks gotta stick together 

Aaaaaaaand this is where we know you're full of sh*t.

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7 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

I didn’t realize my girlfriend was on the site. Sorry I lied babe

If your gf is attractive and very clearly out of your league, then you definitely have a lot in common with 80.

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4 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

Nothing wrong with Jacksonville except that when I just searched for interesting Jacksonville facts to use to insult @JiF they were all too boring to even bother with except this one

Does the Ape know this?  @Integrity28

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2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

Yes its a 1-man department led by @The Crusher, whose recent posts in this forum include:

 

 

He might not be able to help you out.  lol.

omfg that might be the best post you've ever made.....I'd just quit now, if I were you

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1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said:

cc: @Integrity28

ninja bastard

now we're even

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1 minute ago, CTM said:

It's pretty easy to follow, the basics on the players in this game are below. Its ust riffs from there. Its dumb as sh*t but been entertaining us idiots every offseason for years 

Crusher  = fat and has been e-dating jif for a decade 

Jif  = stoner twink, crushers bottom 

80 = middle aged virgin, pathological fapper. Likes to organize community faps and nearly shut down site 

Spoot = beaver, pervy incel who is looking for a ukranian bride (he once posted a screen shot with an ad)

CtM = noodle dancing hippy, ruins everything 

Gata = takes everything literal, failed turing test, likely a bot as there are no girls on the internet 

Verbal: pasty white, skinny fat acne ridden Ken doll. Larper. Fantasy novel addict. Prone to histrionics and blind lunches 

Smash: stubborn, hot headed, hard headed, block headed. Lots of things that end with headed 

Stark : somehow has avoided being made into a character, which suggests he might be less outlandish of a personality than most here, more likely hes as entertaining as a potato in real life 

If I'm forgetting anyone rule #14*

* means gfy

 

 

 

EAD

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Chan The Monster

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Unvote

Vote: JC

 

Coward hiding scum

 

lol

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Just now, Spoot-Face said:

Brick is just a bloodthirsty sociopath who's only goal in this game is to kill people, and we love him for it. He won't post much, but you better believe he will be there to hammer anyone and everyone, with absolutely no hesitation or regards to consequences.

Sounds like the entire board when I'm L-1

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13 hours ago, Drums said:

I thought the Jets Forum was where you went when you couldn't stand the Jets. No wonder I haven't been in the Lounge in a while. 

By the way you (I think) described Verbal in one of the opening pages, he sounds like the Lounge's T0m Shane

I feel like I should be offended by this.

 

 

10 hours ago, Jetscode1 said:

Unvote vote Verbal.

OMGUS vote, you're afraid.

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11 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Probably should say I don’t like the speed of the Verbal train. But hey, what’s not to like? 

I was thinking the same thing.  Part of me wants to start analyzing the train, but the other part is just happy we've got active mafia going on and well, YOLO!

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2 hours ago, CTM said:

This game is 50/50 vet / noob and lets face it, some of the vets play like noobs (cough) (jif) (cough). I think we should just serve up a dead body to get the game going. I'm fine with it being me, or you, or anyone really but tbh if JetFan80 puts ape in as mod confirmed I am hoping to lead a lynch against a mod confirmed townie for maybe the first time in mafia history. There's enough noobs in this game to make it possible.

 

IN

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Has Brick read his role PM yet?

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10 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Apparently I liked it so much I did it twice.

Said no woman to 80, ever.

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1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said:

Can we get a 3rd competing train going?

unvote

vote JC

Seeing as JC and Verb are on each other's trains, it makes sense.

It's because JC is scum using the 8-ball as a "convenient" way to vote a townie.

 

 

39 minutes ago, CTM said:

Verbal is a masshole from MA, CTM from NYC area

The choice is clear

Whoa, hold the phone.  I'm from Rhode Island.  Don't you dare lump me in with those massholes!

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JC is hiding behind his 8-ball again, time to lynch him.

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15 hours ago, jvill 51 said:

Compelling, until...

On the one hand, we have a false accusation by CTM. On the other hand, Rhode Island is close enough to MA that Verbal could very well be guilty by association. Given that no one else has come to any of your defenses, there's only one fair way to decide this... Verbal, what's your baseball team?

I'm a hockey player, baseball is not a real sport.

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11 minutes ago, CTM said:

I mean in this game i don't care to wait

1) It's verbal

2) WIth 20 players the odds of him being a PR are reduced

3) With 50% noobs not going to be high level play anyway, more about learning/fun

4) It's verbal

Yeah well, how about this, dickwad - I'm a vigilante.  If you don't want this bullet in between your eyes, unvote me and let's try to lynch scum instead.

 

To everybody else - I'm a town vigilante.  I knew 2 things when 80 sent me my role PM:

 

1.  He'd get a laugh that I have a gun and he's not in the game for me to shoot. (bastard)

2.  I'd have to reveal D1 with this many new players as the vets would rely on the meme lynch of me as my normal other option for D1 meme lynch (80) is not playing.

 

So lots of laughs for 80 and some sobbing into my pillow for me.  Don't lynch a town PR.

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tl;dr

 

Let scum be forced to NK me.  Doc can choose to either self protect or play mind games with scum and protect me as I'm not going to shoot wildly into the crowd on N1 and possibly hit a townie.  I'll wait until I have a good suspect pool before I shoot.

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7 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said:

You know what would really make this game awesome?

About 20 more phukking rules and stipulations to keep track of.

There's really not that many rules - it's more that there are a lot of techniques and strategies that you'd need to be aware of and read other players based on how they react to certain posts.

 

It takes time, but it isn't difficult.  I mean, 80 has been successfully playing for years.

 

80.

 

Let that sink in.

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3 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

The Who’s your hockey team? Again the wrong answer could be fatal. 

I was a Hartford Whalers fan until the team moved, but I refuse to root for the Hurricanes so I decided to root for the Atlanta Thrashers instead (division rival).  When the Thrashers moved to become the "new" Jets, I also moved to root for them.

 

So you see, I'm a Jets fan as well.  

 

*mic drop*

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Just now, BUM-KNEE said:

Oh I'm sure it will get clearer/easier.

Just right now I'm questioning my sanity and gender with this game.

You just served up a softball to CTM.

 

Wait for it.........