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I'd prefer to just lynch Verbal to see if he's telling the truth...ugh...most of you won't agree.  Unvote, Vote JiF

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4 hours ago, The Crusher said:

36 days without meat except a dozen wings for the Superbowl? I think I'm handling myself well. I decided to lay off the fish for another month because I lost a ton of weight and honestly feel really good. 

Oh god Who are you? I’d be mad too if i didn’t eat meat for a month. Lol

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1 minute ago, Jetscode1 said:

I'd prefer to just lynch Verbal to see if he's telling the truth...ugh...most of you won't agree.  Unvote, Vote JiF

So, you show up after more than 24 hours just to say you'd rather lynch Verb, but then you vote Jif?

Gross.

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JC laying low is something to keep on eye on.

Gonna do a re-read and see if there's anything that pings.

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39 minutes ago, GATA said:

Just say piggy backing 🙄

no

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25 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

So, you show up after more than 24 hours just to say you'd rather lynch Verb, but then you vote Jif?

Gross.

Who you voting again?

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18 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

JC laying low is something to keep on eye on.

Gonna do a re-read and see if there's anything that pings.

You ping douchebag.

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3 minutes ago, Jetscode1 said:

Who you voting again? 

Why don't you read and find out?

 

3 minutes ago, Jetscode1 said:

You ping douchebag.

omgus

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39 minutes ago, Jets Voice of Reason said:

Oh god Who are you? I’d be mad too if i didn’t eat meat for a month. Lol

I don’t even know anymore anymore!

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Jif-seems so eager but that’s his style

stark-not trying as hard usual

crusher-not doing as much as usual

ctm-idk

spoot-helping the chilrens. 

Smash-idk

gata-taking it easy

Hess-miss him

 

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4 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

 

Day 1 Vote Count

  • Crusher (6) - Stark, CTM, Spoot, Smash, Verbal, kdels62

  • CTM (4)- JustEndTheSuffering, Drums, jvill 51, GATA
  • Verbal (4) - JC, ID., BUM-KNEE, Brick
  • Spoot (2) - JiF, Crusher
  • JVOR (1) - Beaver

Not Voting (3) - JVOR, pdxgreen, 32EBoozer


With 20 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch.  

DAY 1 DEADLINE TO ACHIEVE A LYNCH:  Friday, 3 PM EST

 

Ok here is the last vc. Give me a few mins to update I'm not on computer right now.

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Actually screw it let me get on computer real quick hold on.

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11 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

If SR24 doesn't respond by the afternoon I'll probably reach out for a replacement.  He viewed his Role PM yesterday but I don't believe he's posted in the game thread yet.

@Nolder is available to jump in.  @Jets Voice of Reason and @Integrity28 also said they could play, but JVOR said he'd be very low activity and Ape said he'd refuse to catch up on the game, lol.  

Vote 80 and eat my fat gayumpa!!!

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I don’t need to read it. I’m good enough to dominape with zero context. 

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9 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

I don’t need to read it. I’m good enough to dominape with zero context. 

F**k it, let's do this!  We're going full WWE right now.

 

MOD NOTE:  The Ape has entered the game as a mod-confirmed Vanilla Townie.  

Ape will be assigned the following character:

 

Hamato Yoshi, trainer of Splinter.  

 

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1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

F**k it, let's do this!  We're going full WWE right now.

 

MOD NOTE:  The Ape has entered the game as a mod-confirmed Vanilla Townie.  

unvote

vote ape

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5 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

F**k it, let's do this!  We're going full WWE right now.

 

MOD NOTE:  The Ape has entered the game as a mod-confirmed Vanilla Townie.  

Ape will be assigned the following character:

 

Hamato Yoshi, trainer of Splinter.  

 

latest?cb=20130525110856

Looks like we got the vig shot planned now. 

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13 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

I don’t need to read it. I’m good enough to dominape with zero context. 

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43 minutes ago, Nolder said:

Day 1 Vote Count

Crusher (5) - Stark, Spoot, Verbal, kdels62, Brick
CTM (5)- JustEndTheSuffering, Drums, jvill 51, GATA, Crusher
Verbal (2) - ID., BUM-KNEE, 
Jif (2) - Smash, JC
Smash (2) - CTM, Jif
JVOR (1) - Beaver


Not Voting (3) - JVOR, pdxgreen, 32EBoozer


With 20 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch.  

DAY 1 DEADLINE TO ACHIEVE A LYNCH:  Friday, 3 PM EST

I voted smash back there For vote three on him fyi. Thanks for the vote count though. 

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Day 1 Vote Count

  • Crusher (5) - Stark, Spoot, Verbal, kdels62, Brick

  • CTM (5)- JustEndTheSuffering, Drums, jvill 51, GATA, Crusher
  • JiF (2) - Smash, JC
  • Smash (2) -  JiF, JVOR
  • Verbal (2) - ID., BUM-KNEE
  • Ape (1) - CTM
  • JVOR (1) - Beaver

Not Voting (3) - pdxgreen, 32EBoozer, Ape


With 21 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch.  

DAY 1 DEADLINE TO ACHIEVE A LYNCH:  Friday, 3 PM EST

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2 minutes ago, CTM said:

Folks, Ape is like the id of your local sanitarium that broke free and entered a competitive battle of wits in a testosterone fueled peer group. He's a category 6 hurricane of personality disorders and will reign chaos upon this game.  As much fun as this usually is to troll it presents in a particularly deadly form here.

Many moons ago Max had Google DeepMind (gatabot's ancestor) perform an extensive analysis of 10 years of mafia play on this board with it's advanced neural networks. The results came back clear. Lynching Ape day 1 is the optimal town strategy in any scenario.  He was actually proven to be more dangerous to town as town than as scum due to the whirlwind of stupid and ego he advances into the game. Vote ape, and he'll omgus you. Vote with ape and "you are getting behind the ape" and thus scum.. Ignore the ape and you are hiding from him and also scum.  Look at him funny, scum. Don't look at him scum. This all servers to give scum ample room to hide in plain sight as ape leads one townie lynch after another.  They say a picture is worth a 1000 words, the scene below from Mafia! gives a good visual example of how this plays out

It doesn't matter if he's the doc, or the cop or the vig or whatever. The longer ape is alive the lower town's win % goes. Town has a remarkable 0% win% if he lasts past day 3, it's 36% if he's alive on day 2. He craters our odds just by entertaing the game.

And here we have the most deadly incarnation of Ape, as a mod confirmed townie. It's like the common flu has mated with the corona virus and bee crossbred with a strain of smallpox. It's bad bad news. Existential threat level.  This is what we are faced with here. In a normal game town will be tempted to ignore ape or not trust him, because they do not know his role. In this game, you will be inclined to trust him as a mod confirmed good guy. (particularly the noobs) and this is where he will be unstoppable.

I can't say this strongly enough. Townies if you want any hope of winning, lynch ape now, lynch him fast, lynch him hard. Do not let him pass go. Do not him collect $200. He needs to die now, not in 10 minutes, not wait and see, not oh lets all make fun of the stupid arrogant furball. die die die murder murder murder

vote ape

 

 

I laughed 

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5 hours ago, jvill 51 said:

This is all fairly entertaining and thought-provoking and all, but I was promised we would get to kill people. Can we do that?

One way or another, someone will die by 3 PM EST Friday, the latest.  

 

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2 hours ago, Jetscode1 said:

I'd prefer to just lynch Verbal to see if he's telling the truth...ugh...most of you won't agree.  Unvote, Vote JiF

I will. Unvote vote verb 

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Day 1 Vote Count

  • Crusher (5) - Stark, Spoot, Verbal, kdels62, Brick
  • CTM (4)- JustEndTheSuffering, Drums, jvill 51, GATA
  • Verbal (3) - ID., BUM-KNEE, Crusher
  • JiF (2) - Smash, JC
  • Smash (2) -  JiF, JVOR
  • Ape (1) - CTM
  • JVOR (1) - Beaver

Not Voting (3) - pdxgreen, 32EBoozer, Ape


With 21 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch.  

DAY 1 DEADLINE TO ACHIEVE A LYNCH:  Friday, 3 PM EST

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Got a headache, and going to bed early. My re-read will have to wait until tomorrow.

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Smashmouth said:

I wish Ape was here so you could focus on that lil shiny object and leave the game to the professionals 

^^^ Not allowed to complain later on about me adding Ape.  :)

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