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3 hours ago, BallinPB said:

I gotta tell you guys I’m enjoying reading you guys play a lot more than playing myself.  Enjoy!

Still want you back and playing though!  Miss you.

You have an open invitation to the Dead Thread for this game if you want it.  

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2 hours ago, Jetscode1 said:

I'd prefer to just lynch Verbal to see if he's telling the truth...ugh...most of you won't agree.  Unvote, Vote JiF

omg, it has spoken

 

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Why would I vote ape, if there’s a chance I can see a CTM vs Ape full implosion. It’s like a heavy weight championship.

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1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

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^ pretty perfect given my last post

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1 minute ago, GATA said:

Why would I vote ape, if there’s a chance I can see a CTM vs Ape full implosion. It’s like a heavy weight championship.

Like the one where the one guy bit off the ear of the other guy.  

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13 minutes ago, GATA said:

Why would I vote ape, if there’s a chance I can see a CTM vs Ape full implosion. It’s like a heavy weight championship.

^ wants town to lose

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Day 1 Vote Count

  • Crusher (5) - Stark, Spoot, Verbal, kdels62, Brick
  • CTM (4)- JustEndTheSuffering, Drums, jvill 51, GATA
  • Verbal (3) - ID., BUM-KNEE, Crusher
  • JiF (2) - Smash, JC
  • Smash (2) -  JiF, JVOR
  • Ape (1) - CTM
  • JVOR (1) - Beaver

Not Voting (3) - pdxgreen, 32EBoozer, Ape


With 21 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch.  

DAY 1 DEADLINE TO ACHIEVE A LYNCH:  Friday, 3 PM EST

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This is why the mafia goodness is always better with chimp and poop.

vote justendthestuttering

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16 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

  • JiF (2) - Smash
  • Smash (2) -  JiF
  • Ape (1) - CTM

Some sh*t never changes.

 

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On 2/4/2020 at 9:54 AM, JiF said:

I mostly only play while on the sh*tter so, do your thang! 

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On 2/4/2020 at 12:41 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

 

 

Yeah.  I don't know of too many kids that are concerned about their body image.

You know what though? It’s not weird at all that you ask them.

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Read 2 pages. Made the best jokes of the thread and found scum. Ape...

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Eh.  Going to bed after perusing this thread more than I should.  You are all either righteous towners or villainous scum.  Vote CTM.  See if that turns things.

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Day 1 Vote Count

  • CTM (5)- JustEndTheSuffering, Drums, jvill 51, GATA, pdxgreen
  • Crusher (5) - Stark, Spoot, Verbal, kdels62, Brick
  • Verbal (3) - ID., BUM-KNEE, Crusher
  • JiF (2) - Smash, JC
  • Smash (2) -  JiF, JVOR
  • JustEndTheSuffering (1) - Ape
  • Ape (1) - CTM
  • JVOR (1) - Beaver

Not Voting (1) - 32EBoozer


With 21 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch.  

DAY 1 DEADLINE TO ACHIEVE A LYNCH:  Friday, 3 PM EST

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10 hours ago, Smashmouth said:

I wish Ape was here so you could focus on that lil shiny object and leave the game to the professionals 

 

 

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6 hours ago, CTM said:

Folks, Ape is like the id of your local sanitarium that broke free and entered a competitive battle of wits in a testosterone fueled peer group. He's a category 6 hurricane of personality disorders and will reign chaos upon this game.  As much fun as this usually is to troll it presents in a particularly deadly form here.

Many moons ago Max had Google DeepMind (gatabot's ancestor) perform an extensive analysis of 10 years of mafia play on this board with it's advanced neural networks. The results came back clear. Lynching Ape day 1 is the optimal town strategy in any scenario.  He was actually proven to be more dangerous to town as town than as scum due to the whirlwind of stupid and ego he advances into the game. Vote ape, and he'll omgus you. Vote with ape and "you are getting behind the ape" and thus scum.. Ignore the ape and you are hiding from him and also scum.  Look at him funny, scum. Don't look at him, scum. This all serves to give scum ample room to hide in plain sight as ape leads one townie lynch after another.  They say a picture is worth a 1000 words, the scene below from Mafia! gives a good visual example of how this plays out

It doesn't matter if he's the doc, or the cop or the vig or whatever. The longer ape is alive the lower town's win % goes. Town has a remarkable 0% win% if he lasts past day 3, it's 36% if he's alive on day 2. He craters our odds just by entertaing the game.

And here we have the most deadly incarnation of Ape, the mod confirmed town ape. It's like the common flu has mated with the corona virus and been crossbred with a strain of smallpox. It's bad bad news. Existential threat level.  This is what we are faced with here. In a normal game town will be tempted to ignore ape or not trust him, because they do not know his role. In this game, you will be inclined to trust him as a mod confirmed good guy. (particularly the noobs) and this is where he will be unstoppable.

I can't say this strongly enough. Townies if you want any hope of winning, lynch ape now, lynch him fast, lynch him hard. Do not let him pass go. Do not let him collect $200. He needs to die now, not in 10 minutes, not wait and see, not oh lets all make fun of the stupid arrogant furball. die die die murder murder murder

fu 80!

vote ape

 

 

And there you have it.

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5 hours ago, GATA said:

Why would I vote ape, if there’s a chance I can see a CTM vs Ape full implosion. It’s like a heavy weight championship.

Feather weights

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9 hours ago, Jets Voice of Reason said:

I voted smash back there For vote three on him fyi. Thanks for the vote count though. 

You are correct I don't know how I missed that.

I will edit my VC to reflect the correction. Sorry.

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