Jetsfan80 Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 Pretty cool that we have 10 new people in this game and may only end up having to replace 1 of them. Then again Ape hasn't gotten going yet. Perhaps I speak too soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 Day 1 Vote Count CTM (6)- JustEndTheSuffering, Drums, jvill 51, GATA, pdxgreen, Beaver Crusher (6) - Stark, Spoot, Verbal, kdels62, Brick, JVOR Verbal (4) - ID., BUM-KNEE, Crusher, JC Smash (1) - JiF JustEndTheSuffering (1) - Ape Ape (1) - CTM JiF (1) - Smash Not Voting (1) - 32EBoozer With 21 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch. DAY 1 DEADLINE TO ACHIEVE A LYNCH: Friday, 3 PM EST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 15 hours ago, CTM said: my take- he was run up for the lulz not because he did anything suspicious, claimed a role at l-3 that can be easily vetted + we get more dead bodies in a game that's going to be a cluster for a bit. No point in taking him out now and depriving us of dead mofo's. If he's still alive and kicking when we don't want dead mofo's well then we can fire him into the sun for all I care. I can agree with this. 14 hours ago, Jetscode1 said: I'd prefer to just lynch Verbal to see if he's telling the truth...ugh...most of you won't agree. Unvote, Vote JiF Stop hiding from me 14 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: So, you show up after more than 24 hours just to say you'd rather lynch Verb, but then you vote Jif? Gross. I mean, he did say most won't agree, so he went in another direction. This is a little pingy for you - seems like you're looking for easy ways to throw shade. 12 hours ago, CTM said: Folks, Ape is like the id of your local sanitarium that broke free and entered a competitive battle of wits in a testosterone fueled peer group. He's a category 6 hurricane of personality disorders and will reign chaos upon this game. As much fun as this usually is to troll it presents in a particularly deadly form here. Many moons ago Max had Google DeepMind (gatabot's ancestor) perform an extensive analysis of 10 years of mafia play on this board with it's advanced neural networks. The results came back clear. Lynching Ape day 1 is the optimal town strategy in any scenario. He was actually proven to be more dangerous to town as town than as scum due to the whirlwind of stupid and ego he advances into the game. Vote ape, and he'll omgus you. Vote with ape and "you are getting behind the ape" and thus scum.. Ignore the ape and you are hiding from him and also scum. Look at him funny, scum. Don't look at him, scum. This all serves to give scum ample room to hide in plain sight as ape leads one townie lynch after another. They say a picture is worth a 1000 words, the scene below from Mafia! gives a good visual example of how this plays out It doesn't matter if he's the doc, or the cop or the vig or whatever. The longer ape is alive the lower town's win % goes. Town has a remarkable 0% win% if he lasts past day 3, it's 36% if he's alive on day 2. He craters our odds just by entertaing the game. And here we have the most deadly incarnation of Ape, the mod confirmed town ape. It's like the common flu has mated with the corona virus and been crossbred with a strain of smallpox. It's bad bad news. Existential threat level. This is what we are faced with here. In a normal game town will be tempted to ignore ape or not trust him, because they do not know his role. In this game, you will be inclined to trust him as a mod confirmed good guy. (particularly the noobs) and this is where he will be unstoppable. I can't say this strongly enough. Townies if you want any hope of winning, lynch ape now, lynch him fast, lynch him hard. Do not let him pass go. Do not let him collect $200. He needs to die now, not in 10 minutes, not wait and see, not oh lets all make fun of the stupid arrogant furball. die die die murder murder murder fu 80! vote ape Possibly the best mafia-related post of all time. 11 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: This also popped up on my search. Oh look at me, getting lynched yet again.... And look at the mother****er that lead that lynch! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 is the ape dead yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Unvote Vote: Smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustEndTheSuffering Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, CTM said: is the ape dead yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 22 minutes ago, GATA said: There's no rush on kicking out newbies. It's your first time. Try to get a feel for what's going on & make your own assessments. If anything sticks out to you quote it. If you have questions just ask. Can we be called virgins instead of noobs? Has a better ring to it IMO. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallinPB Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 11 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: Still want you back and playing though! Miss you. You have an open invitation to the Dead Thread for this game if you want it. Send it! For me I just find it hard to concentrate and catch up on things once I'm behind like 20 plus pages. I don't have the patience to read through that much content. I'm enjoying the spirit of this game though. We'll see how it goes over the next few games. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 minute ago, BUM-KNEE said: Can we be called virgins instead of noobs? Has a better ring to it IMO. Uh, someone else already has that nickname. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 Day 1 Vote Count CTM (6)- JustEndTheSuffering, Drums, jvill 51, GATA, pdxgreen, Beaver Crusher (5) - Stark, Spoot, kdels62, Brick, JVOR Verbal (4) - ID., BUM-KNEE, Crusher, JC Smash (3) - JiF, JVOR, Verbal JustEndTheSuffering (1) - Ape Ape (1) - CTM JiF (1) - Smash Not Voting (1) - 32EBoozer With 21 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch. DAY 1 DEADLINE TO ACHIEVE A LYNCH: Friday, 3 PM EST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustEndTheSuffering Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said: Can we be called virgins instead of noobs? Has a better ring to it IMO. How about unseasoned? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Just now, Jetsfan80 said: Uh, someone else already has that nickname. Oh chit that's right. My bad 80. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Just now, JustEndTheSuffering said: How about unseasoned? Yeah! That's pretty good right there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, Verbal said: I can agree with this. Stop hiding from me I mean, he did say most won't agree, so he went in another direction. This is a little pingy for you - seems like you're looking for easy ways to throw shade. Possibly the best mafia-related post of all time. And look at the mother****er that lead that lynch! Are you even in this game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said: Can we be called virgins instead of noobs? Has a better ring to it IMO. No, that title is trademarked. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 minute ago, JustEndTheSuffering said: How about unseasoned? Undeflowered 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said: Can we be called virgins instead of noobs? Has a better ring to it IMO. that's 80s name forever 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustEndTheSuffering Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said: Undeflowered Untrodden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 7 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said: Well why the **** not? Cant you read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said: How about unseasoned? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, GATA said: that's 80s name forever Part of me was sad that I'd lose that nickname after getting married. Boy was I wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 4 hours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustEndTheSuffering Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 minute ago, CTM said: Well why the **** not? Cant you read Sorry I don't listen to scum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Just now, Jetsfan80 said: Part of me was sad that I'd lose that nickname after getting married. Boy was I wrong. I'm sure your wife is though ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Just now, JustEndTheSuffering said: Sorry I don't listen to scum. Oh sh*t newbie with the clap back lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTM Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said: Sorry I don't listen to scum. Listen to scum >>>>>>>>> listen to town ape Its science Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, GATA said: Oh sh*t newbie with the clap back lol ^ her next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustEndTheSuffering Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 minute ago, CTM said: Listen to scum >>>>>>>>> listen to town ape Its science Thanks for admitting it. We've got our man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stark Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, GATA said: that's 80s name forever lol, forever and always. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, CTM said: ^ her next ^ sry dirty hippies are not trusted esp when they're being lazy and trying to lynch our only confirmed townie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said: Sorry I don't listen to scum. That's a scummy thing to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JustEndTheSuffering Posted February 7, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said: That's a scummy thing to say 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 20 minutes ago, BallinPB said: Send it! For me I just find it hard to concentrate and catch up on things once I'm behind like 20 plus pages. I don't have the patience to read through that much content. I'm enjoying the spirit of this game though. We'll see how it goes over the next few games. That was a very nice way to say a smoking pile of sh*t. 17 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Are you even in this game? Just got here, what'd I miss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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