Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mafia - Game Thread

[Spoot-Face 16,847]

13 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

Given that new players (10) equal veteran players (10), that might be harder to guarantee in this game.  But I'd certainly say its far more likely that a veteran player gets lynched over a new player on D1.  Especially since so many of the veteran players are completely unlikable in every way.  

That's true. Let's be honest, of all the vet players Brick is the only one who's really likeable in any way.

[GATA 3,988]

1 hour ago, JiF said:

Gatabot getting serious.  Feels scummy.

Vote Gatabot

I hate you 

#14

[Smashmouth 13,386]

4 hours ago, Verbal said:

*you're

 

Vote: 80

 

count it

And here we go ...

Vote Verbal

You're Dead ..Scum

[Jetsfan80 108,816]

Day 1 Vote Count

• Verbal (3) - GATA, kdels62, Smash
• CTM (2) - Crusher, JustEndTheSuffering
• Stark (1) - Spoot
• GATA (1) - JiF
• Spoot (1) - CTM
• Brick (1) - Stark
• pdxgreen (1) - jvill 51

With 20 players alive, it takes 11 votes to lynch.  

[Smashmouth 13,386]

**** the Ninja Turtle underwear

I have the Al Swearengen Underwear. Each set of Drawers has a different saying ... Like "Go **** Yourself" you get the Idea

 

[Spoot-Face 16,847]

7 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

And here we go ...

Vote Verbal

You're Dead ..Scum

Missed opportunity to write "your" dead, in defiance.

[JiF 144,092]

22 minutes ago, GATA said:

I hate you 

#14

Nobody hates me, I'm loved and adored by all. 

[GATA 3,988]

Just now, JiF said:

Nobody hates me, I'm loved and adored by all. 

Lynch all liars 

[Spoot-Face 16,847]

6 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

**** the Ninja Turtle underwear

I have the Al Swearengen Underwear. Each set of Drawers has a different saying ... Like "Go **** Yourself" you get the Idea

 

So, basically, you wear a onesie, is what you're saying.

[Smashmouth 13,386]

8 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Missed opportunity to write "your" dead, in defiance.

So true I've done that lots to Verbal

[Spoot-Face 16,847]

2 minutes ago, JiF said:

Nobody hates me, I'm loved and adored by all. 

 

1 minute ago, GATA said:

Lynch all liars 

[GATA 3,988]

BTW newbies if you catch someone in a lie that's usually something we say ... (LYNCH ALL LIARS)

some other mafia slang you'll see is OMGUS (Oh my god you suck) 

WIFOM (wine in front of me) 

& here's some more abbreviations

https://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Commonly_Used_Abbreviations

[Spoot-Face 16,847]

Just now, GATA said:

BTW newbies if you catch someone in a lie that's usually something we say ... (LYNCH ALL LIARS)

some other mafia slang you'll see is OMGUS (Oh my god you suck) 

WIFOM (wine in front of me) 

& here's some more abbreviations

https://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Commonly_Used_Abbreviations

^^The Gatabot has an extensive directory of all Mafia slang, and she's programed to use each one at least once a game.

[Smashmouth 13,386]

1 minute ago, GATA said:

BTW newbies if you catch someone in a lie that's usually something we say ... (LYNCH ALL LIARS)

some other mafia slang you'll see is OMGUS (Oh my god you suck) 

WIFOM (wine in front of me) 

& here's some more abbreviations

https://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Commonly_Used_Abbreviations

I hate WIFOM I never use it and I have no idea wtf it means. Many have tried to explain and fail in epic ways.

Maybe someone should explain this crappy WIFOM to the newbies (with numerous examples)

I mean do you drink said Wine ?

Do you just look at it while it's in front of you ?

Do you use it to block incoming threats ?

Do you spill the wine ?

I don't even like wine. Why can't it be Vodka ?

[GATA 3,988]

3 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

^^The Gatabot has an extensive directory of all Mafia slang, and she's programed to use each one at least once a game.

[Jetsfan80 108,816]

In hindsight I should have made @jvill 51 Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles.

 

[Smashmouth 13,386]

GATA I will find very creative ways to use WIFOM throughout the game

[Jetsfan80 108,816]

10 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

I hate WIFOM I never use it and I have no idea wtf it means. Many have tried to explain and fail in epic ways.

Maybe someone should explain this crappy WIFOM to the newbies (with numerous examples)

I mean do you drink said Wine ?

Do you just look at it while it's in front of you ?

Do you use it to block incoming threats ?

Do you spill the wine ?

I don't even like wine. Why can't it be Vodka ?

 

Did you ever see The Princess Bride?  It comes from this scene.  It's the confusion that comes from trying to "divine" the intentions of another player. 

In that confusion, you fail to notice that the other person put that "Wine in Front of You" in the first place and is intentionally trying to confuse you.  Thus, its generally seen as scummy to create such WIFOMs.

Though in many ways, ALL of Mafia is one big WIFOM.  You're constantly asking questions like "Would a member of town do that?  OR is it something a member of scum was trying to do to make me THINK he's town?"  And around and around you go, into a never-ending thought loop.  

 

 

[CTM 147,200]

10 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

^^The Gatabot has an extensive directory of all Mafia slang, and she's programed to use each one at least once a game.

^ in order to appear human*

[CTM 147,200]

20 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

I hate WIFOM I never use it and I have no idea wtf it means. Many have tried to explain and fail in epic ways.

Replace wifom with analyzing nfl qb play and you've sufficiently described the entirity of our main board interactions here from 2004-2007

[Jets Voice of Reason 22,217]

3 hours ago, JiF said:

I had those too but there was something about the TNMT underoo's that made me want to show off my body. 

This explains a lot about you. 

[Jetsfan80 108,816]

10 minutes ago, Jets Voice of Reason said:

This explains a lot about you. 

JiF is exactly what Patton Oswalt describes here (the fully-clothed stripper part):

 

 

[Smashmouth 13,386]

33 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

Did you ever see The Princess Bride?  It comes from this scene.  It's the confusion that comes from trying to "divine" the intentions of another player. 

In that confusion, you fail to notice that the other person put that "Wine in Front of You" in the first place and is intentionally trying to confuse you.  Thus, its generally seen as scummy to create such WIFOMs.

Though in many ways, ALL of Mafia is one big WIFOM.  You're constantly asking questions like "Would a member of town do that?  OR is it something a member of scum was trying to do to make me THINK he's town?"  And around and around you go, into a never-ending thought loop.  

 

 

 

21 minutes ago, CTM said:

Replace wifom with analyzing nfl qb play and you've sufficiently described the entirity of our main board interactions here from 2004-2007

Look at these 2 baboons falling right into the trap. They must have been drinking all kinds of wine both in front of me and in front of them

[Spoot-Face 16,847]

4 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

JiF is exactly what Patton Oswalt describes here (the fully-clothed stripper part):

 

 

Love that guy. So glad the Jets hired him.

[Verbal 5,388]

5 hours ago, kdels62 said:

Are we feuding? I think we’re feuding.

 

5 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

MOD NOTE:  VERBAL HAS BEEN KILLED IN HIS STUPID FACE

 

 

2 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Get in line, bub.  Verbal already tried to shoot me via PM.  

[Jetsfan80 108,816]

F*ck yeah.  I've missed Spidey memes.  

[Jetsfan80 108,816]

[Jetsfan80 108,816]

[Spoot-Face 16,847]

1 minute ago, Verbal said:

 

 

 

You know it's a Mafia game when Verb breaks out the Spidey memes!

[Verbal 5,388]

[Jetsfan80 108,816]

@Smashmouth here's another explanation of WIFOMs, in Spiderman form:

 

[kdels62 4,488]

This “in” jokes are great and not alienating when you have no idea what’s going on.

However, I’m pretty sure I’m winning.

[Verbal 5,388]

80's sex life in Spidey Meme form:

 

[Stark 4,014]

3 hours ago, CTM said:

I'm not sure how I feel about this much beaver in a game. 

unvote vote Spoot

Strange beaver > old beaver

god who would have thought that spoot would go so far as to creat an "ALT" account to try to improve his chances to win 

2 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

vote Stark

I thought we had something special, man.

damn, scorned beaver....

[Verbal 5,388]

1 minute ago, kdels62 said:

This “in” jokes are great and not alienating when you have no idea what’s going on.

However, I’m pretty sure I’m winning.

No, fake-80, you're not winning.  You're simply waiting to lose, unless you're town.....in which case we're teammates and you're winning.