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Kinda funny.


Top Ten Questions Congress Forgot To Ask Baseball Players

10. "Who does Pete Rose have in his NCAA pool?"

9. "Why is Bud Selig so damn creepy?"

8. "Ever snort Rosin?"

7. "How will all this affect the value of my baseball card collection?"

6. "Mr. Palmiero, are you more embarassed by the steroid scandal or those Viagra commercials?"

5. "Can we really call this a hearing if none of you are saying anything?"

4. "Barney Frank wants to know if Johnny Damon is single?"

3. "Can you think of a better way to waste taxpayer money?"

2. "We should have invited David Wells--at least he'd bring beer."

1. "Why don't the Mets take performance-enhancing drugs?"

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