CTM Posted March 4, 2020 Author Share Posted March 4, 2020 It was late in the evening, the village was in a heated debate over who should go. Should it be Jif, the self proclaimed batman. His never ending games of grab ass and complete inability to perform manual labor had made him expendable, a liability in times of limited resources. Still, he was a good ho. The finest in chimps stable. Debate was heated. Jif was offended, being a first class primadonna and well aware of his value in the incestuous village sexual marketplace, he wasn't used to getting anything but the finest the group had to offer. It was then that he decided to to take matters into his own hands. He was the batman. He would flutter away to grener pastures. With that he took off towards the ridge, running like a gazelle and picking up speed with each graceful step. The villagers were in awe. Beautiful. Amazing. But what the hell is he thinking? He approached to the ledge at maximum speed and leapt off. A single tear dripped slowly down Chimps furry face at the pending demise of his favorite girl Maybe it was his hollow bones or "skinny fat" frame, known clinically as metabolically obese, that created a low weight to surface area ratio ..Perhaps it was his long nose, sloped forehead and tiny feet that created an aerodynamic shape to pierce through the air. ..Possibly, it was his limp wristed flapping style that maximized down thrust and lift. ..Conceivably, it could've been the adrenaline, fueled by butt hurt, that propelled him. Mostly it was the fact that an unseasonably warm day had heated the dry air at the bottom of the ridge from where Jif took off and created a strong updraft known as a thermal. Either way, fly, fly he did. I was such a sight, never witnessed before or since and moving with enough speed that he quickly vanished out of the villagers view. They were awestruck. With a feeling of great accomplishment and satisfaction jif flapped away until the adrenaline begin to wane. It was only now that his considerable physical limitations became apparent and the precariousness of his situation had occurred to him. Perhaps this wasn’t his best idea after all. As he was no longer able to flap with enough speed or force to maintain altitude, he quickly plummeted to the ground, landed with a small poof and died instantly. Selfish to the end, his emaciated frame offered only a meager meal for scavengers. Jif, town ho, vanilla townie had fluttered away 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 4, 2020 Author Share Posted March 4, 2020 It is now Night 2, You have Thursday 10am to enter night actions. Sooner is better though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Pfft. Really dude? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Jif you outright suck. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdels62 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Weren’t we pigs of varying stupidity before this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Gatabot, activate the “delete all Batman gifs posted by jvill” protocol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 weak... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 4, 2020 Author Share Posted March 4, 2020 37 minutes ago, Beaver said: 34 minutes ago, Nolder said: Relax he's gotta run the information through Gatabot, it's gonna take awhile. 16 minutes ago, Pac said: worst.mod.ever 15 minutes ago, Stark said: CTM ruins everything 10 minutes ago, jvill 51 said: Cut the guy a break, the Gatabot is obviously on the fritz 12 minutes ago, Beaver said: Someone upload more ram in the gatabot. I feel like an abacus would be faster. haha. sorry all. Dealing with work sh*t tonight and got pulled away for a bit! My bad but rule #14 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaver Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Thanks CTM. I may give you and GATA crap, but you all are appreciated. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdels62 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Just now, Beaver said: Thanks CTM. I may give you and GATA crap, but you all are appreciated. Ghey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Jif nukes the town, as usual. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CTM Posted March 4, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, kdels62 said: Weren’t we pigs of varying stupidity before this? It's a fluid situation. like verbals gender 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Tier 1 - Verb Tier 2 - Ape, Berry If I die remember this list! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdels62 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Pac said: Tier 1 - Verb Tier 2 - Ape, Berry If I die remember this list! Gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Here’s the thing about being town and making stuff up and lying when you case another townie. You get yourself lynched, then the other townie, then everyone that called you on the lies. If you’re town and casing , stick to observations and logic. Jif went for narratives and spin... and it’s going to be a mess now. I should’ve resisted the urge to keep calling him on the lies. Honest truth, he convinced me 200% he was scum. I don’t mind being wrong if I got there by advocating for the truth. I also cannot believe I made Jif go emo. Worth being wrong just for that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, CTM said: haha. sorry all. Dealing with work sh*t tonight and got pulled away for a bit! My bad but rule #14 Was just messing around, you’re doing a great job. Can’t believe all those idiots giving you crap about dropping hints before. Also, safe to assume everyone you just quoted is town right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdels62 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Just now, jvill 51 said: Was just messing around, you’re doing a great job. Can’t believe all those idiots giving you crap about dropping hints before. Also, safe to assume everyone you just quoted is town right? Ghey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 minute ago, kdels62 said: Gross Which part, pray tell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 4, 2020 Author Share Posted March 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Pac said: weak... Honestly I had batman and limp wristed flapping style and became so enamored with it I had to make it work.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdels62 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Just now, Pac said: Which part, pray tell? Posting a list going into night. Seems like something Barry would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Just now, kdels62 said: Posting a list going into night. Seems like something Barry would do. I was hoping you were going to argue the names on the list. I've posted my tiers going into night for years.. I usually go back and quote them when I'm inevitably proven correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Jif RIPPED smash for emo last game. Then does the same. Legit lost respect for you on this one, and all the petty net rep too. Your acting like one of the soft idiots on the football forum. Stop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, CTM said: Honestly I had batman and limp wristed flapping style and became so enamored with it I had to make it work.. I particularly liked the part where he went "poof". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, CTM said: Honestly I had batman and limp wristed flapping style and became so enamored with it I had to make it work.. it was successful.. imagery was grotesque yet vivid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 4, 2020 Author Share Posted March 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Pac said: it was successful.. imagery was grotesque yet vivid. A small homage to 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.J. Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 23 minutes ago, CTM said: It was late in the evening, the village was in a heated debate over who should go. Should it be Jif, the self proclaimed batman. His never ending games of grab ass and complete inability to perform manual labor had made him expendable, a liability in times of limited resources. Still, he was a good ho. The finest in chimps stable. Debate was heated. Jif was offended, being a first class primadonna and well aware of his value in the incestuous village sexual marketplace, he wasn't used to getting anything but the finest the group had to offer. It was then that he decided to to take matters into his own hands. He was the batman. He would flutter away to grener pastures. With that he took off towards the ridge, running like a gazelle and picking up speed with each graceful step. The villagers were in awe. Beautiful. Amazing. But what the hell is he thinking? He approached to the ledge at maximum speed and leapt off. A single tear dripped slowly down Chimps furry face at the pending demise of his favorite girl Maybe it was his hollow bones or "skinny fat" frame, known clinically as metabolically obese, that created a low weight to surface area ratio ..Perhaps it was his long nose, sloped forehead and tiny feet that created an aerodynamic shape to pierce through the air. ..Possibly, it was his limp wristed flapping style that maximized down thrust and lift. ..Conceivably, it could've been the adrenaline, fueled by butt hurt, that propelled him. Mostly it was the fact that an unseasonably warm day had heated the dry air at the bottom of the ridge from where Jif took off and created a strong updraft known as a thermal. Either way, fly, fly he did. I was such a sight, never witnessed before or since and moving with enough speed that he quickly vanished out of the villagers view. They were awestruck. With a feeling of great accomplishment and satisfaction jif flapped away until the adrenaline begin to wane. It was only now that his considerable physical limitations became apparent and the precariousness of his situation had occurred to him. Perhaps this wasn’t his best idea after all. As he was no longer able to flap with enough speed or force to maintain altitude, he quickly plummeted to the ground, landed with a small poof and died instantly. Selfish to the end, his emaciated frame offered only a meager meal for scavengers. Jif, town ho, vanilla townie had fluttered away I want my money back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdels62 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Pac said: I was hoping you were going to argue the names on the list. I've posted my tiers going into night for years.. I usually go back and quote them when I'm inevitably proven correct. Calling your shot. I dig it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Jif going nuclear. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdels62 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, Pac said: I was hoping you were going to argue the names on the list. I've posted my tiers going into night for years.. I usually go back and quote them when I'm inevitably proven correct. Also your list is consistent with your assumptions and statements before JiF got lynched. So that part isn’t gross at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 The ghost of Batman battling King Kong from the grave may sound like a rejected movie script, but this will probably be more entertaining than Batman vs. Superman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Ctm you and jif better not be ******* with us with a fake result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Ctm you and jif better not be ******* with us with a fake result. Is that an actual thing? Because if it is I quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Just now, jvill 51 said: Is that an actual thing? Because if it is I quit. it's really not.. and the post you quoted is gross. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 minute ago, jvill 51 said: Is that an actual thing? Because if it is I quit. Just now, Pac said: it's really not.. and the post you quoted is gross. Eh, it’s happened where mod has reveal someone town, then plunked is and told us scum. I’m trying to figure out wtf just happened though. Seems the emo was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.J. Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, jvill 51 said: Is that an actual thing? Because if it is I quit. It’s considered “bastard” modding to give fake death info. And usually you’d be warned beforehand 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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