Popular Post Dcat Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 Larry David - On Curb your Enthusiasm tonight, Larry's friend and golf partner Carl's dismay over the Jets' continual losing just ate him up inside and drove him to suicide. Carl's suicide note said: "I can't take any more disappointment." An instant classic. And of course Larry David tries to bang the widow. 1 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HawkeyeJet Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 Thankfully nothing bad happened to @CrazyCarl40 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dcat Posted March 2, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 this is hysterical. Widow tells Larry that her husband woke up in the middle of the night screaming "Watson". Widow asks Larry if it is some reference to Sherlock Holmes. Larry explains to her the nightmare inducing trauma of the Jets passing on DeShaun Watson in the 2017 draft [and instead drafting some safety]. Oh boy. 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 “It was Beauty killed the Beast.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dcat Posted March 2, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 "killed himself because of the f-cking Jets" must have been said 4 times already. My wife laughing so hard pointing at me. 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darnold Schwarzenegger Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 The Jets killed Carl. And a little bit of the knicks 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 That's fantastic. And let's be real....we all know the Jets are a serial killer with probably a good 40,000 to 50,000 victims easily by this point. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Life Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Great episode tonight . ASJ part was great 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Too funny, love. Curb 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mike135 Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 Great season so far. And I really hope Woody sees this episode. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wonderboy Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Dcat said: this is hysterical. Widow tells Larry that her husband woke up in the middle of the night screaming "Watson". Widow asks Larry if it is some reference to Sherlock Holmes. Larry explains to her the nightmare inducing trauma of the Jets passing on DeShaun Watson [and instead drafting some safety]. Oh boy. Fake news. Not some safety. A box safety. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Dcat said: "killed himself because of the f-cking Jets" must have been said 4 times already. My wife laughing so hard pointing at me. She’s a keeper ? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dcat Posted March 2, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 hour ago, jetstream23 said: That's fantastic. And let's be real....we all know the Jets are a serial killer with probably a good 40,000 to 50,000 victims easily by this point. at the funeral: Widow to Larry at funeral: "F'ing Jets" ...... "The Jets ruined our marriage" ..... "So Carl is just another loss on their record." Larry: "I don't think that's the first person they've done that to." 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusionCA Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 I "literally" sh*t my pants when they were fighting about ASJ touchdown from the Pats game 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxgreen Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Wonder what the real life basis of the episode was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 3 hours ago, pdxgreen said: Wonder what the real life basis of the episode was? Larry Davids a huge Jets fan and the show is written based on his real persona 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxgreen Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Jet Nut said: Larry Davids a huge Jets fan and the show is written based on his real persona I know. The joke was a take on the original premise of a real life tragedy after one too many Sundays. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jmat321 Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 Guns don’t kill people, Box Safeties kill people 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, pdxgreen said: I know. The joke was I could easily see being based on a real life tragedy after one too many Sundays. I hope no one knows a fan who dies because of the Jets or any team. I think he just wrote a funny episode that all sports fans could identify with. Its what he does 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 6 hours ago, fusionCA said: I "literally" sh*t my pants when they were fighting about ASJ touchdown from the Pats game HE HAS TO SURVIVE GOING TO THE GROUND!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxgreen Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 20 minutes ago, Jet Nut said: I hope no one knows a fan who dies because of the Jets or any team. I think he just wrote a funny episode that all sports fans could identify with. Its what he does Do I need to put a /s sarcasm tag behind that joke. You really think I was being serious? No one actually kills themselves because of the game... its a droll humorous comment on the original joke. Larry may be into real life improvised comedy... but my sense of humor is just a bit more morose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, pdxgreen said: Do I need to put a /s sarcasm tag behind that joke. You really think I was being serious? No one actually kills themselves because of the game... its a droll humorous comment on the original joke. Larry may be into real life improvised comedy... but my sense of humor is just a bit more morose. You think I or anyone else took this episode of Curb seriously? Or anyone should? I was just answering your question, what I think his motivation was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxgreen Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Jet Nut said: You think I or anyone else took this episode of Curb seriously? Or anyone should? I was just answering your question, what I think his motivation was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 26 minutes ago, pdxgreen said: You sucked the life out of a discussion by overthinking a funny Curb episode. Carry on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Larz Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 Amazing lol I saw a simpsons recently where Burns got into crypto currency and claimed that he would make enough money to buy 10 NFL teams and then he adds..,”not the Jets “ lol 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nycdan Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 11 hours ago, Dcat said: this is hysterical. Widow tells Larry that her husband woke up in the middle of the night screaming "Watson". Widow asks Larry if it is some reference to Sherlock Holmes. Larry explains to her the nightmare inducing trauma of the Jets passing on DeShaun Watson in the 2017 draft [and instead drafting some safety]. Oh boy. Funny, but literally nobody is bemoaning us passing on Watson in 2017. At the time, sure, but not today. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post whodeawhodat Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 https://nypost.com/2020/03/02/larry-david-gets-his-revenge-on-the-f-king-jets-on-curb-your-enthusiasm/ Revenge for ignoring his Lamar Jackson advice? On Sunday night’s episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” Larry David took aim at the Jets with several jokes about his beloved franchise. The episode centers around David’s friend, Carl, who kills himself because of the team’s struggles. “I can’t take any more disappointment,” the suicide note read, a couple of scenes after Carl is ranting about a fictitious season-ending Le’Veon Bell injury. “The Jets killed Carl — and a little bit of the Knicks,” David said. “Last year started with such promise then [Sam] Darnold gets mono, season’s over by Game 3,” David later tells a friend. When David reveals to Carl’s widow Veronica his theory about the reason behind the suicide, she magically responds, “The f–king Jets.” A phrase that gets repeated several times throughout the episode. “He loved them so much. The Jets ruined our marriage. I couldn’t stand to be around him… One night he just woke up and he yelled, ‘Watsonl'” Veronica tells Larry. “I think that’s a reference to DeShaun Watson who the Jets passed on drafting in 2017,” David tells her. The two later argued over the infamous Austin Seferian-Jenkins fumble that cost the Jets a rare win over the Patriots in 2017. The “Seinfeld” creator is among the many tortured Jets fans, and he hilariously found his way to mock the franchise. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodeawhodat Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 I guess that makes us all survivors! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darnold Schwarzenegger Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 VID_20200302_123849.mp4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losmeister Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 15 hours ago, Dcat said: Larry David - On Curb your Enthusiasm tonight, Larry's friend and golf partner Carl's dismay over the Jets' continual losing just ate him up inside and drove him to suicide. Carl's suicide note said: "I can't take any more disappointment." An instant classic. And of course Larry David tries to bang the widow. magical vagina fail ... the jets are absolutely capable of doing this... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 16 hours ago, Dcat said: Larry David - On Curb your Enthusiasm tonight, Larry's friend and golf partner Carl's dismay over the Jets' continual losing just ate him up inside and drove him to suicide. Carl's suicide note said: "I can't take any more disappointment." An instant classic. And of course Larry David tries to bang the widow. Carl should’ve become a SOJF and lowered those expectations. Would still be alive 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Losmeister said: magical vagina fail ... the jets are absolutely capable of doing this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetPotato Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Just watched. Dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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