Popular Post Maxman Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 As you know these are very serious times. I would like to assure the members and guests of this fine community that we are taking matters seriously and have enacted several preventative protocols to keep us all safe. The topic everyone seems to be thinking about this week is the Mod Lounge. A lot of bad things have happened in there over the years. You have my word though it is safe, and you can not get sick from the mod lounge. If you want to be tested, test kits are available. To EVERYONE. Well, they are going to be available. Just know that if you want to be tested you can be. Eventually, Kind of, I think. Anyhow we have implemented these changes: A local crime scene cleaning company was hired to do a deep cleaning of all surface areas and couches. The chalk outline for Smizzy has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @BP has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @faba has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @TaborJet has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @The Gun Of Bavaria has been removed and cleaned. The cleaning company said the first quote of 42 hours wasn't enough, so they stayed an additional 50 hours. We are making extra staff hours available to do regular deep cleanings. Nobody is allowed to sit within 4 feet of each other in the mod lounge. @The Crusher was especially upset about this but we are following the CDC recommendations. We have appointed @JoeC36 to be the head of maintenance. Please direct any procedural maintenance questions at him. @Sperm Edwards is now in charge of germ elimination. @slats can update you all on any travel bans or modifications. The following moderators have been put in quarantine. We are not allowed to say why. @Thor99 @Charlie Brown @nycdan 5 1 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ken Schroy Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Maxman said: As you know these are very serious times. I would like to assure the members and guests of this fine community that we are taking matters seriously and have enacted several preventative protocols to keep us all safe. The topic everyone seems to be thinking about this week is the Mod Lounge. A lot of bad things have happened in there over the years. You have my word though it is safe, and you can not get sick from the mod lounge. If you want to be tested, test kits are available. To EVERYONE. Well, they are going to be available. Just know that if you want to be tested you can be. Eventually, Kind of, I think. Anyhow we have implemented these changes: A local crime scene cleaning company was hired to do a deep cleaning of all surface areas and couches. The chalk outline for Smizzy has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @BP has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @faba has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @TaborJet has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @The Gun Of Bavaria has been removed and cleaned. The cleaning company said the first quote of 42 hours wasn't enough, so they stayed an additional 50 hours. We are making extra staff hours available to do regular deep cleanings. Nobody is allowed to sit within 4 feet of each other in the mod lounge. @The Crusher was especially upset about this but we are following the CDC recommendations. We have appointed @JoeC36 to be the head of maintenance. Please direct any procedural maintenance questions at him. @Sperm Edwards is now in charge of germ elimination. @slats can update you all on any travel bans or modifications. The following moderators have been put in quarantine. We are not allowed to say why. @Thor99 @Charlie Brown @nycdan Did you stock up on toilet paper Max? Otherwise it's not safe. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Maxman Posted March 13, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ken Schroy said: Did you stock up on toilet paper Max? Otherwise it's not safe. LOL!!! I should have addressed that. Have to be honest, Crusher just took a # 2. There were 30 rolls in there when he went in. What is left? Your guess is as good as mine. But the damage was real. We will inventory tonight and post an update. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CanadaSteve Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 So....let me get this straight. You put a guy named 'SPERM' in charge of germ elimination? 1 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jetstream23 Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 LIVE Look-in on The Mod Lounge 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 i've been told, Not.. ... ALL Lounges are the same ? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 12 minutes ago, Maxman said: LOL!!! I should have addressed that. Have to be honest, Crusher just took a # 2. There were 30 rolls in there when he went in. What is left? Your guess is as good as mine. But the damage was real. We will inventory tonight and post an update. Good Luck ! ?.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Creepy Lurker Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 Germ Edwards 1 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, Maxman said: LOL!!! I should have addressed that. Have to be honest, Crusher just took a # 2. There were 30 rolls in there when he went in. What is left? Your guess is as good as mine. But the damage was real. We will inventory tonight and post an update. My bad boss. I ll bring a hose in tomorrow and ghetto bidet it like I do In the yard at home. 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 33 minutes ago, Maxman said: As you know these are very serious times. I would like to assure the members and guests of this fine community that we are taking matters seriously and have enacted several preventative protocols to keep us all safe. The topic everyone seems to be thinking about this week is the Mod Lounge. A lot of bad things have happened in there over the years. You have my word though it is safe, and you can not get sick from the mod lounge. If you want to be tested, test kits are available. To EVERYONE. Well, they are going to be available. Just know that if you want to be tested you can be. Eventually, Kind of, I think. Anyhow we have implemented these changes: A local crime scene cleaning company was hired to do a deep cleaning of all surface areas and couches. The chalk outline for Smizzy has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @BP has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @faba has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @TaborJet has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @The Gun Of Bavaria has been removed and cleaned. The cleaning company said the first quote of 42 hours wasn't enough, so they stayed an additional 50 hours. We are making extra staff hours available to do regular deep cleanings. Nobody is allowed to sit within 4 feet of each other in the mod lounge. @The Crusher was especially upset about this but we are following the CDC recommendations. We have appointed @JoeC36 to be the head of maintenance. Please direct any procedural maintenance questions at him. @Sperm Edwards is now in charge of germ elimination. @slats can update you all on any travel bans or modifications. The following moderators have been put in quarantine. We are not allowed to say why. @Thor99 @Charlie Brown @nycdan And where does Tom fit into this ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, kelly said: i've been told, Not.. ... ALL Lounges are the same ? 11 minutes ago, kelly said: Good Luck ! ?.. Wow, these post hardly make me want to ban you. Well done. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, shawn306 said: And where does Tom fit into this ? Someone has to hold the hose for me. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CrazyCarl40 Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 If Sperm is as thorough in his cleaning as he is in his novella length diatribes, then we’re good. 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 I was just thinking to myself, I wonder if Maxman is ever going to clean out the Mod Lounge. I like to picture the mod lounge as a nice clean mens bathroom in a fancy hotel with a bathroom attendant who offers tons of different beautification items and everyone is naked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post #27TheDominator Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 41 minutes ago, CrazyCarl40 said: If Sperm is as thorough in his cleaning as he is in his novella length diatribes, then we’re good. Just what the mod lounge needs. More sperm. 9 minutes ago, JiF said: I was just thinking to myself, I wonder if Maxman is ever going to clean out the Mod Lounge. I like to picture the mod lounge as a nice clean mens bathroom in a fancy hotel with a bathroom attendant who offers tons of different beautification items and everyone is naked. I always pictured it more like the bathrooms in CBGB's. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBoop Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Maxman said: LOL!!! I should have addressed that. Have to be honest, Crusher just took a # 2. There were 30 rolls in there when he went in. What is left? Your guess is as good as mine. But the damage was real. We will inventory tonight and post an update. How about a courtesy flush?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBoop Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 36 minutes ago, JiF said: I was just thinking to myself, I wonder if Maxman is ever going to clean out the Mod Lounge. I like to picture the mod lounge as a nice clean mens bathroom in a fancy hotel with a bathroom attendant who offers tons of different beautification items and everyone is naked. What hotels do you hang out in? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TaborJet Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 Phil liked it when I wore a wig and heels. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Maxman Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, CanadaSteve said: So....let me get this straight. You put a guy named 'SPERM' in charge of germ elimination? Yes, he will know where to look. Makes perfect sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, shawn306 said: And where does Tom fit into this ? I am legally prohibited from discussing, "T0mShane and viruses: this includes any discussion about how he may have been infected"". 2 hours ago, CrazyCarl40 said: If Sperm is as thorough in his cleaning as he is in his novella length diatribes, then we’re good. You should see his daily cleaning report. 4 pages on the crevices. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, JiF said: I was just thinking to myself, I wonder if Maxman is ever going to clean out the Mod Lounge. I like to picture the mod lounge as a nice clean mens bathroom in a fancy hotel with a bathroom attendant who offers tons of different beautification items and everyone is naked. Replace the bathroom attendant with a gimp and your pretty spot on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jgb Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Maxman said: The chalk outline for Smizzy has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @BP has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @faba has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @TaborJet has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @The Gun Of Bavaria has been removed and cleaned. Your mod team has more turnover than the Jets front office. Sell the site! 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post munchmemory Posted March 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, The Crusher said: Someone has to hold the hose for me. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 How did the exorcist handle the removal of the tortured spirit of Stormshadow19? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Maxman said: LOL!!! I should have addressed that. Have to be honest, Crusher just took a # 2. There were 30 rolls in there when he went in. What is left? Your guess is as good as mine. But the damage was real. We will inventory tonight and post an update. You're screwed. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Maxman Posted March 13, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2020 34 minutes ago, jgb said: Your mod team has more turnover than the Jets front office. Sell the site! 15 years, I am the Bill Belichick of message board owners. Other sites keep poaching my assistants. Yet we keep winning lol. 3 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustEndTheSuffering Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Ken Schroy said: Did you stock up on toilet paper Max? Otherwise it's not safe. Lol I don’t understand the whole toilet paper hysteria thing. If you sh*t that badly and you don’t have enough TP step into the shower and open your ass cheeks. It’s very simple. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32EBoozer Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Maxman said: LOL!!! I should have addressed that. Have to be honest, Crusher just took a # 2. There were 30 rolls in there when he went in. What is left? Your guess is as good as mine. But the damage was real. We will inventory tonight and post an update. 4 hours and STILL waiting for the smell to leave!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 54 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said: Lol I don’t understand the whole toilet paper hysteria thing. If you sh*t that badly and you don’t have enough TP step into the shower and open your ass cheeks. It’s very simple. Yeah and then stomp around to mash the pieces small enough to go down the drain 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 5 hours ago, shawn306 said: And where does Tom fit into this ? In the closet 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Ken Schroy said: Did you stock up on toilet paper Max? Otherwise it's not safe. With the hoarding of TP they need to renames it to the tacobellvirus or gasstationsushivirus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 6 hours ago, The Crusher said: My bad boss. I ll bring a hose in tomorrow and ghetto bidet it like I do In the yard at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 6 hours ago, kelly said: i've been told, Not.. ... ALL Lounges are the same ? Which bunny is Kelly ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 7 hours ago, Maxman said: As you know these are very serious times. I would like to assure the members and guests of this fine community that we are taking matters seriously and have enacted several preventative protocols to keep us all safe. The topic everyone seems to be thinking about this week is the Mod Lounge. A lot of bad things have happened in there over the years. You have my word though it is safe, and you can not get sick from the mod lounge. If you want to be tested, test kits are available. To EVERYONE. Well, they are going to be available. Just know that if you want to be tested you can be. Eventually, Kind of, I think. Anyhow we have implemented these changes: A local crime scene cleaning company was hired to do a deep cleaning of all surface areas and couches. The chalk outline for Smizzy has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @BP has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @faba has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @TaborJet has been removed and cleaned. The chalk outline for @The Gun Of Bavaria has been removed and cleaned. The cleaning company said the first quote of 42 hours wasn't enough, so they stayed an additional 50 hours. We are making extra staff hours available to do regular deep cleanings. Nobody is allowed to sit within 4 feet of each other in the mod lounge. @The Crusher was especially upset about this but we are following the CDC recommendations. We have appointed @JoeC36 to be the head of maintenance. Please direct any procedural maintenance questions at him. @Sperm Edwards is now in charge of germ elimination. @slats can update you all on any travel bans or modifications. The following moderators have been put in quarantine. We are not allowed to say why. @Thor99 @Charlie Brown @nycdan If we run out of food because psyco Idiots are cleaning the shelves what do we do with "The Crusher" If you don't have a plan for that Max then you have no plan at all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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