Kingmaker Mafia - Game Over, Scum Win!

[Verbal 5,067]

Sup bitches, time for some Kingmaker.  I'm too ******* lazy to write long flavor paragraphs on how lovely the Kingdom was and what a peaceful Village you guys had.  Blah blah, the Assassins want to kill you all and skull**** your corpses.  And yes, this was the same opening from 2016 when I first ran this.  EAD.

 

This is Kingmaker Mafia.

 

The Roles:

Villager - vanilla townie.

Kingmaker - townie who can promote 1 player each night to become the only player the next day who's vote counts.

King - not an actual role, but the # of votes to lynch each day a King exists is exactly 1.  Once the King casts their vote, a lynch (execution) is sealed.  There is no way around this.  The King may decide to heed the advice of the village, in which you guys can vote.....but only the King's counts.  MESSAGE TO THE KING:  I'd advise against joke votes and "pressure" votes, because the moment you place a vote, the day is over.

Hero - basically a paranoid gun owner (townie).  If the King tries to lynch the Hero, the village will instead lynch the King.  This is a passive role, so be careful, Kings.

Knight - town Doc, simple as that.  Can block mafia's (Assassins) factional night kill.

Anarchist - 1x per game ability to overthrow the current King and alter the day to a normal majority lynch (like typical mafia games).

Assassin - vanilla scum with a factional night kill.

 

The Rules:

You know them.  Normal rules apply for all our games.  If there are questions, ******* re-read my post again.  If you still have questions, feel free to PM me and deal with my harassment of you.

 

The Roster:

1.  Nolder

2.  Barry - Villager, lynched D2

3.  Stark - Villager, nightkilled N4

4.  Drums - Villager, lynched D6

5.  80

6.  Dr. Crushlove

7.  GATA

8.  Spoot - Villager, lynched D1

9.  CTM

10.  Decker, replaced by AVM - Villager, nightkilled N6

11.  Pac - Villager, and backup Kingmaker, nightkilled N1

12.  Kdels - Villager, lynched (worse than that) D4

13.  JiF - Assassin, lynched D5

14.  Greece - Assassin, lynched via majority D3

15.  Leelou

16.  Nyn - Kingmaker, nightkilled N3

17.  Jvill - Villager, nightkilled N2

[Verbal 5,067]

It is Night 0.  No roles are active other than the Kingmaker.  The Kingmaker maybe submit their action to me via PM.

 

Feel free to post, the game is live.

[CTM 145,420]

Vote Ape

[Barry McCockinner 8,553]

Sup sluts?

[The Crusher 209,675]

Ape dead yet?

[Verbal 5,067]

Ape, Scum MVP, has been gangbanged by the entire town, mourned by the assassins, and then skull****ed by the mod.  May God have mercy on your souls.

[jvill 51 856]

[CTM 145,420]

25 minutes ago, Verbal said:

Ape, Scum MVP, has been gangbanged by the entire town, mourned by the assassins, and then skull****ed by the mod.  May God have mercy on your souls.

My job here is done. Dear town, I've done all I can do to help secure victory.

unvote

vote CTM

[Jetsfan80 101,207]

Sup f**kers.  Maybe I can survive to D2 this time.  

[Jetsfan80 101,207]

As King I will Vote Pac

[Verbal 5,067]

Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

Sup f**kers.  Maybe I can survive to D2 this time.  

inb4 I modkill you for the lulz

[Verbal 5,067]

1 hour ago, Verbal said:

It is Night 0.  No roles are active other than the Kingmaker.  The Kingmaker maybe submit their action to me via PM.

 

Feel free to post, the game is live.

@Nolder, @Barry McCockinner, @Stark, @Drums, @Jetsfan80, @The Crusher, @GATA, @Spoot-Face, @CTM, @deckerfan, @Pac, @kdels62, @JiF, @greece666, @Leelou, @Nynaeve, @jvill 51

[Leelou 3,395]

Hi boys!

[Drums 2,132]

48 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Ape dead yet?

Ape had a post in the last game after being lynched but waiting on CTM to post a story:  "Can Ape go back to being a dad now?" or something like that. Almost teared up a bit. 

[Leelou 3,395]

❤️ @Nynaeve and @GATA 

 

*blows kisses* 

[deckerfan 397]

Pecker wrote: “Why do people say CTM ruins everything?”

CTM replied: “CTM ruining things: I'll let someone else answer that one, only ape bores the game with incessant self analysis”

[deckerfan 397]

^ Any takers? 

[JiF 141,106]

[JiF 141,106]

8 minutes ago, Leelou said:

Hi boys!

Leroy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leelou 3,395]

Just now, JiF said:

Leroy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey sexy!

[JiF 141,106]

56 minutes ago, Verbal said:

Ape, Scum MVP, has been gangbanged by the entire town, mourned by the assassins, and then skull****ed by the mod.  May God have mercy on your souls.

For the record, I went first.  No sloppy seconds for this guy. 

[JiF 141,106]

Just now, Leelou said:

Hey sexy!

[GATA 3,085]

14 minutes ago, Leelou said:

❤️ @Nynaeve and @GATA 

 

*blows kisses* 

Hey Sugar ❤️ 

[GATA 3,085]

Vote Barry

you beautiful rookie noobie 

[deckerfan 397]

digging through Kingmaker @ JN V1...

 MASTER PRO TIP from Mr./Mrs./Ms. Grammar Police:

On 6/9/2016 at 1:07 PM, Verbal said:

Protip:  when Leelou doesn't dig deep to scumhunt, and is generally very agreeable, LYNCH HER WITH A QUICKNESS.

  She was scum in the last iteration!!! 

On 6/9/2016 at 1:06 PM, Verbal said:

EY, Villager and Backup Kingmaker, has been lynched.

 

It doesn't matter who the Assassins NK.

 

80, Hero, has been endgamed.

Nyn, Villager, has been endgamed.

JC, Villager, has been endgamed.

 

AVM and Leelou, Assassins, survive and win (along with Decker, Smash, and Hallia).

 

Game Over.  Thanks for playing.  I think.

Be scurred.

unvote, vote Barry ... unvote unvote, vote Drums ... unvote, vote Starks ... unvote unvote, vote Drums ... unvote, vote 80 ... unvote unvote, vote Chimp the Pimp ... unvote, vote GATA ... unvote unvote, vote Spoot ... unvote, vote CTM ... unvote unvote, vote Pecker ... unvote, vote Pac ... unvote unvote, vote kdels ... unvote, vote JIF ... unvote unvote, vote Greece ... unvote, vote Leeroy ... unvote unvvote, vote Nyn ... unvote, vote Jvill

I unvoted. 

On 5/20/2016 at 9:25 PM, Verbal said:

The Roster:

1. 80

2. Leelou

3. CTM

4. Pac

5. JiF

6. Crushlove

12. Nyn

18. Decker

8 people returned!!! ASDFLJSADFJKAJEWJIFIWEAFIAWEFAWE 

[deckerfan 397]

1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Sup f**kers.  Maybe I can survive to D2 this time.  

If I gets the power, rest assured CTM won't.  Sportsmanship is dead.

[Barry McCockinner 8,553]

50 minutes ago, GATA said:

Vote Barry

you beautiful rookie noobie 

[Spoot-Face 15,235]

1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said:

As King I will Vote Pac

As King, you also have first dibs and get to hug every new bride in your kingdom.

[CTM 145,420]

20 minutes ago, deckerfan said:

If I gets the power, rest assured CTM won't.  Sportsmanship is dead.

kill gata

[Leelou 3,395]

4 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

As King, you also have first dibs and get to hug every new bride in your kingdom.

Ew

[Spoot-Face 15,235]

3 minutes ago, Leelou said:

Ew

It's not nearly as bad as what King Pac would do to them, starting with a night out at Ye Olde Crimson Lobster Tavern.

[The Crusher 209,675]

vote nolder

[Verbal 5,067]

Vote: Verbal

 

Bastard mod check.

[Leelou 3,395]

12 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

It's not nearly as bad as what King Pac would do to them, starting with a night out at Ye Olde Crimson Lobster Tavern.

Thank goodness all taverns are closed and we have social distancing! 

[Stark 3,493]

1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said:

As  king  court jester, I will Vote Pac

fixed that for you