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  In honor of ITADY thread:

On 3/6/2020 at 6:12 PM, CTM said:

One Ape, Two Ape, Red Ape, Dead Ape,
Mad Ape, Sad Ape, Old Ape, New Ape.
This one is a bit bizarre
That one thinks he’s a mafia star.
Say! What a lot of apes there are.

Yes. Most are fat and all are dumb
Some are town and some are scum
Some are sad, and some are glad,
And some are very, very bad.


So which Ape do we have here? It's hard to keep track. The village wanted to know. 

Ape attempted to explain himself, "well you see on page 92 I was playing the new ape v2 role, but by page 97 it was more old Ape v3 with a splash of classic ape v2. And on pages 27, 44, 35, 69, 41, 56,6, 78, 82, 88, 89, 91, 94, 95 97, 100, 101, 106, all of those theories may or may not be reaction tests. I'll let you know at end game in a totally honest way. Hah, that is really classic ape v1 and lets face you can't get away from the classics. So anyway, somewhere around page 74 I think it was, I had morphed into experimental Ape v4 which is currently in testing... "

He kept going

and going

and going

Mind you, he was trying to sell this convoluted puke of self analysis psuedo psycho babble to a group of people who were far more interested in sticking their fingers in various body parts than analyzing their own behavior.

"..and around page 17 it was more new age ape v1 with just a touch of compassionate ape v3... "

The villagers eyes glossed over. 

Pac was picking his nose and scratching his ass simultaneously, which really is a feat for someone of his limited intellect, but I digress, he was still trying to understand this whole time zone paradox. 

Spootles as humping the gerbils leg and the gerbil was happy ❤️ 

Nolder was asleep

" .. these last few pages I've really been more intellectual ape v1 mixed with some sardonic ape v3.."

It was then that someone picked up the towns only double barreled shotgun and mercifully put the town out of it's misery by burying 2 in his wind pipe forever silencing the bloviating egomaniacal wind bag

With that they could discover which ape they really had this game....




On 3/6/2020 at 6:13 PM, CTM said:


But suddenly .. the sky begin to thunder and lightening violently. A storm?

A stir appeared in the air just above the town that was growing exponentially. Wind was whipping around in a circular fashion like a tornado was descending from the heavens.

In the middle of the tornado, music! and you could see the faint outline of figures emerging. 

A wormhole was opening and through it appeared visitors from the future.

Why! It was none other than 20th century R/B group Kool and the Gang. They were here to perform their seminal post disco crossover hit that topped both the R/B and Pop charts in 1980 and remains a sporting and wedding anthem to this day.




Everyone danced and partied with great joy.

Even @Smashmouth arrived to show the village how to perform his patented dance move, the blockhead

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Everyone was into it


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both beavers,

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Even the modbot could barely contain her exuberance





On 3/6/2020 at 6:14 PM, CTM said:

Is the ape dead yet?



On 3/6/2020 at 6:15 PM, CTM said:

And finally, yes the ape is in fact dead..  

Ape, personality disordered Vanilla town, was silenced for good


On 3/6/2020 at 6:18 PM, Integrity28 said:

congratulations slow clap GIF

you’ve outdone yourself


On 3/6/2020 at 6:21 PM, Pac said:

LOL what an as shole...

Completely pollute the thread with asinine casing of just about every player in the game and champion the lynch of a townie.  Another Ape Classic.

This actually is for the best.  Scums MVP is dead.


On 3/6/2020 at 6:19 PM, A.J. said:

Your VCs give me AIDS but the cut scenes aren’t too shabby


On 3/6/2020 at 6:36 PM, JustEndTheSuffering said:

You know I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a bit deflated right now. In all my years playing mafia the only time I was more sure someone was scum was when smash claimed role cop. 


On 3/6/2020 at 7:05 PM, The Crusher said:



On 3/6/2020 at 9:28 PM, Stark said:




On 3/6/2020 at 9:36 PM, Spoot-Face said:



On 3/7/2020 at 5:14 AM, CTM said:






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On 3/20/2020 at 11:55 AM, Leelou said:

No Ape for 30 days? 


On 3/20/2020 at 12:39 PM, The Crusher said:

*26 for time served 


On 3/17/2020 at 9:37 PM, 32EBoozer said:

Kill the APE.... just because he deserves it!

6 minutes ago, CTM said:

Is the Ape dead yet?

  Eligible to resurrect himself in 12 days... So yes and no? 


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1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said:

Ape isn't a religion. He's a state of being. I like to think we're all a little Ape.

It take a little ape every morning in fact

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20 hours ago, Jetscode1 said:

Please provide evidence of what the Ape did to deserve this ban.

He devised a plan to exterminate the entire hippy community to promote realism vs optimism.

Or to finally get rid of CTM.

Apparently even the notion of getting rid of CTM ruins everything. It's quite uncanny.

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50 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

I miss Ape personally. #realtalk 

Even if he doesn't like me lol

Still an apette? I thought the deprogramming took the last time 

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1 hour ago, Nynaeve said:

I miss Ape personally. #realtalk 

Even if he doesn't like me lol

same thoughts lol, Pecker agrees with @GATA that Chimp puts on a good show as long as ur not the one taking the brunt of it :P




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1 hour ago, deckerfan said:

same thoughts lol, Pecker agrees with @GATA that Chimp puts on a good show as long as ur not the one taking the brunt of it :P

Sometimes some attention is nice. But I agree the feces throwing is less attractive.

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