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  1. 1. I volunteer to serve as Chief Player Hater if the Jets draft.....(select all that apply)

    • Ol Jared Wills
      1
    • OL Tristan Wirfs
      1
    • OL Andrew Thomas
      1
    • OL Mekhi Becton
      3
    • WR CeeDee Lamb
      5
    • WR Jerry Jeudy
      2
    • WR Henry Ruggs
      5
    • LB K'Lavon Chaisson
      29
    • LB Isaiah Simmons
      23
    • DL Derrick Brown
      32
    • DT Javon Kinlaw
      36
    • CB CJ Henderson
      20
    • CB Jeff Okudah
      10
    • CB Kristian Fulton
      24


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On 4/4/2020 at 2:51 PM, Sarge4Tide said:

Remember, we are going to need 3 or 4 people to passionately hate each of the Jets prospective draft picks.  Now is your chance to sign up.

As an official JetNation Player Hater, you will be responsible for:

  1. Habitually complaining about the pick in every JN thread during their entire career
  2. Routinely pointing out players who were still on the board who had good games
  3. Developing a series of juvenile and ridiculous nicknames for the player and use them frequently 
  4. Down voting any post by anyone who says anything complimentary about the pick or during his career
  5. Following the players Twitter account and mockingly repost anything unflattering or stupid the player may post
  6. Copying and pasting any negative articles or social media posts about the player
  7. Using the pick as evidence to bash the Jets GM and coach for a minimum of 27 years

Does this mean I'm done complaining about Joe Walton?

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On 4/4/2020 at 2:51 PM, Sarge4Tide said:

Remember, we are going to need 3 or 4 people to passionately hate each of the Jets prospective draft picks.  Now is your chance to sign up.

As an official JetNation Player Hater, you will be responsible for:

  1. Habitually complaining about the pick in every JN thread during their entire career
  2. Routinely pointing out players who were still on the board who had good games
  3. Developing a series of juvenile and ridiculous nicknames for the player and use them frequently 
  4. Down voting any post by anyone who says anything complimentary about the pick or during his career
  5. Following the players Twitter account and mockingly repost anything unflattering or stupid the player may post
  6. Copying and pasting any negative articles or social media posts about the player
  7. Using the pick as evidence to bash the Jets GM and coach for a minimum of 27 years

Just wondering if TOm Shane helped you with this list ?

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10 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Any?  What if Chase Young dropped to 11?  Never going to happen without some kind of awful video coming out the day of the draft.  But still.  

Yeah barring any miracle like chase young dropping to 11. That's about the only exception 

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11 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Any?  What if Chase Young dropped to 11?  Never going to happen without some kind of awful video coming out the day of the draft.  But still.  

Unfortunately, bong-masks are a little less popular right now and Amazon isn't even shipping them.  Maybe if you can attach the bong to an N-95 mask?

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On 4/4/2020 at 2:51 PM, Sarge4Tide said:

Remember, we are going to need 3 or 4 people to passionately hate each of the Jets prospective draft picks.  Now is your chance to sign up.

As an official JetNation Player Hater, you will be responsible for:

  1. Habitually complaining about the pick in every JN thread during their entire career
  2. Routinely pointing out players who were still on the board who had good games
  3. Developing a series of juvenile and ridiculous nicknames for the player and use them frequently 
  4. Down voting any post by anyone who says anything complimentary about the pick or during his career
  5. Following the players Twitter account and mockingly repost anything unflattering or stupid the player may post
  6. Copying and pasting any negative articles or social media posts about the player
  7. Using the pick as evidence to bash the Jets GM and coach for a minimum of 27 years

@FidelioJet for every player on the list!

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