Borgoguy Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 The list? Sorry, but I think the Rover may have gotten you. I don't picture you as any Danger Man. I hope you don't wear a "Where's Waldo?" shirt around the Village. You're not a filthy French mime, are you? I6Ffr1U7KMY&feature=related They're okay. She'd best stay out of the sun though. I am Rover, you fool. Even as you read this post, and contemplate your response, you are lying, comatose, in a Belgian insane asylum. Have fun "typing". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I am Rover, you fool. Even as you read this post, and contemplate your response, you are lying, comatose, in a Belgian insane asylum. Have fun "typing". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You're full of ****. We all know that you are one of those dudes with the top hat and monocle that doesn't care about escape, but is simply enjoying his time in the Village and trying to figure out how to get under/into the pettitcoats of those swingin' chicks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 They're okay. She'd best stay out of the sun though. No doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 So my bday is next week wednesday..Turning 29 Anyone want to buy me a bills vs jets ticket? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 So my bday is next week wednesday..Turning 29 Anyone want to buy me a bills vs jets ticket? LOL Do you have petticoats or a smart pantsuit? Are you afraid of big roving balloons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You're full of ****. We all know that you are one of those dudes with the top hat and monocle that doesn't care about escape, but is simply enjoying his time in the Village and trying to figure out how to get under/into the pettitcoats of those swingin' chicks! I underestimated your powers, my friend, though you are not entirely correct. I am actually the "monocle". Or, more correctly, Thaddeus-Six, an optical-based life form from the planet Myopia, sent here to observe your species prior to our eventual colonization of your world. An error in trajectory, attributed to my onboard navigation system, landed me in that now infamous scene from The Prisoner. I now see it as an inadvertent blessing, as I began to take acting classes shortly after the scene was lensed and will, this Fall, make my directorial debut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I underestimated your powers, my friend, though you are not entirely correct. I am actually the "monocle". Or, more correctly, Thaddeus-Six, an optical-based life form from the planet Myopia, sent here to observe your species prior to our eventual colonization of your world. An error in trajectory, attributed to my onboard navigation system, landed me in that now infamous scene from The Prisoner. I now see it as an inadvertent blessing, as I began to take acting classes shortly after the scene was lensed and will, this Fall, make my directorial debut. Hmmm. Interesting. I didn't actually picture you for a monocle. I pictured more of a lorgnette, but I couldn't remember the name and monocle sounds better than "pretentious pair of glasses on a stick". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Hmmm. Interesting. I didn't actually picture you for a monocle. I pictured more of a lorgnette, but I couldn't remember the name and monocle sounds better than "pretentious pair of glasses on a stick". I want to walk around a Jet game or tailgate with a pair of these. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I want to walk around a Jet game or tailgate with a pair of these. LOL. The monocle suddenly becomes a symbol of masculinity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 The monocle suddenly becomes a symbol of masculinity! Short of chaps with no underwear, there is almost nothing a man could sport that would be gheyer than a lorgnette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Short of chaps with no underwear, there is almost nothing a man could sport that would be gheyer than a lorgnette. You could pull it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You could pull it off. I knew there were some who could recognize and, fully, appreciate my uncanny ability to develop, and execute, character profiles. Thank you for your support and creative intellect, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I knew there were some who could recognize and, fully, appreciate my uncanny ability to develop, and execute, character profiles. Thank you for your support and creative intellect, son. It is not necessarily a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 It is not necessarily a compliment. You know it is. Finally admit to all that you--like so many other cognoscenti here on JetNation--idolize me. Proclaim your love and devotion to me for all to see. Time is running short, and I need to get an accurate head count before I buy the Kool Aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I like cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I underestimated your powers, my friend, though you are not entirely correct. I am actually the "monocle". Or, more correctly, Thaddeus-Six, an optical-based life form from the planet Myopia, sent here to observe your species prior to our eventual colonization of your world. Does that make Lasik your mortal enemy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Does that make Lasik your mortal enemy? It is what most, logical, life forms would think. However, our benevolent Creator--Argus I--made us with the ability to actually gain strength, rather than be destroyed, from LASIK's Excimer laser, as well as anything related to Gas tungsten arc welding (GTAW), or ungsten inert gas welding (TIG). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 It is what most, logical, life forms would think. However, our benevolent Creator--Argus I--made us with the ability to actually gain strength, rather than be destroyed, from LASIK's Excimer laser, as well as anything related to Gas tungsten arc welding (GTAW), or ungsten inert gas welding (TIG). So you deny these are part of your forces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 So you deny these are part of your forces? LOL! I want to know what search parameters you put up to come up with that image, Panzer. Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 LOL! I want to know what search parameters you put up to come up with that image, Panzer. Hilarious. Eyeball monster. Seemed fitting for an sentient ocular being with mysterious powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I like cheese Ah, then you'd probably love Pasquetta (little Easter/Easter Monday). Most people just go for a walk in the park and have a bbq. In Panicale, Umbria they have the Running of the Cheeses (Ruzzolone). These guys can really sling the cheese. iXyvmEM742g&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Ah, then you'd probably love Pasquetta (little Easter/Easter Monday). Most people just go for a walk in the park and have a bbq. In Panicale, Umbria they have the Running of the Cheeses (Ruzzolone). These guys can really sling the cheese. iXyvmEM742g&feature=related I think that sport could really catch on here. Let me know if you want to start a league, Dom. I'm thinking Max could bankroll the venture with $100-200K. I figure we start with forty players in 15 cities throughout the U.S., with a European and Asian network as well. P.S.: Why pick I Kissed A Girl as the song to accompany that vid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You want to see the big Cheese Roll race they have every year in Gloucester in England. Everybody chasing the cheese down an extremely steep hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I think that sport could really catch on here. Let me know if you want to start a league, Dom. I'm thinking Max could bankroll the venture with $100-200K. I figure we start with forty players in 15 cities throughout the U.S., with a European and Asian network as well. P.S.: Why pick I Kissed A Girl as the song to accompany that vid? You want to see the big Cheese Roll race they have every year in Gloucester in England. Everybody chasing the cheese down an extremely steep hill. I actually think that's more what the traditional one in Panicale is like. Either style performed by Eyeball Monsters = a huge $$ TV deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I actually think that's more what the traditional one in Panicale is like. Either style performed by Eyeball Monsters = a huge $$ TV deal. I'd watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I'd watch it. You would watch anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 You would watch anything. Even AF2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 METS WIN !!!!! I WIN THIS !!!!! What a great day !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 You would watch anything. Not quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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#27TheDominator Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Those are great. Does she have eyeball monster nipples? If so, sign her up. We'll have her slinging cheese in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Anybody remember this POS "film", The Crawling Eye? I watched any "monster movie" i could as a kid on either Supernatural Theater (Channel 9 in NY) and Chiller Theater (Channel 11). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Anybody remember this POS "film", The Crawling Eye? I watched any "monster movie" i could as a kid on either Supernatural Theater (Channel 9 in NY) and Chiller Theater (Channel 11). Dude.. CHILLER THEATER.. That friggin 6 fingered hand that turned into the tree scared the shat outta me when I was a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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