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Guns are too impersonal. Why should I be afraid of you? It's the Sicilian that scares me.

you should not be afraid of me. except if you approach in hypothetical murderous rage, in which case...

could I be any more Jewish?

oh, but I do know a few Sicilians who'd do me a couple favors.

if that helps.

but... really, a scared woman with a gun is much more dangerous than any man.

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you should not be afraid of me. except if you approach in hypothetical murderous rage, in which case...

could I be any more Jewish?

oh, but I do know a few Sicilians who'd do me a couple favors.

if that helps.

but... really, a scared woman with a gun is much more dangerous than any man.

If there is one thing I am certain of it is that I know more Sicilians that you. I could be easily dealt with, but my death will be avenged!

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If there is one thing I am certain of it is that I know more Sicilians that you. I could be easily dealt with, but my death will be avenged!

so you're wondering why no woman says yes to you?

enough with the homicidal ideation already.

pay for it if it makes you that crazy.

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so you're wondering why no woman says yes to you?

enough with the homicidal ideation already.

pay for it if it makes you that crazy.

Pay for what? Women or killing people? I don't think paying for either would make me happy. Both have to be part of a more natural progression to be truly satisfying.

I think anybody would be homicidal. I just found out that when I switched agencies they marked me as "ineligible for health care benefits". When I asked "why?" I was informed that I am eligible, just not enrolled. Nice, but they were supposed to continue my prior benefits. Ugh. Another day wasted.

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