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moving sucks up money in self comforting spending behaviors but I'm talking the FICA crap.

Yeah, but I was spending off moving home from Italy before I moved down here. I don't think that's a valid excuse. A few bucks more in rent, a TV and laptop. That isn't 5 months salary! Hell, I didn't even pay for the damn sofa yet!

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eating out every day, drinking out, traveling back home a lot... I won't guess at the porn costs. cat treats and such.

stop having fun, spend more time alone at home, cook everything you eat, do the alcohol content calculation at the liquor store, hook up with someone you don't care about to suck up some of her food, stop visiting home, and use the Internet for the free porn.

sublet the Brooklyn place.

that's all I got.

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eating out every day, drinking out, traveling back home a lot... I won't guess at the porn costs. cat treats and such.

stop having fun, spend more time alone at home, cook everything you eat, do the alcohol content calculation at the liquor store, hook up with someone you don't care about to suck up some of her food, stop visiting home, and use the Internet for the free porn.

sublet the Brooklyn place.

that's all I got.

I have never paid for porn in my life!

In college we went to see a showing of Deep Throat, but it was a school event, I think it was some kind of free speech thing and I'm pretty sure that we didn't pay.

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we had The devil in miss jones in college. it was pretty funny all the girls who showed up having never seen porn before and running out after ten minutes. not sure what they were expecting.

there's no good porn anymore anyway.

the sublet should defray the costs of the move by itself tho.

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the words I left out, sorry, I do that...

the cats are honest about why they agree to show affection and remain domesticated.

the food stops, so does the love.

humans are not this direct. they pretend they're there for anything but what they really want.

I'd rather just know the terms up front.

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I'll let you in on a little secret.

only men and very young women with very few resources really give a **** about abs.

women are seeking external validation and sex, which aside from being valued for its own sake is the best form of external validation you can provide.

the gym is waste of time and money in this effort.

flatter and ****. that's the whole deal.

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Can't work OT. I just stay in the office sometimes.

unless there's someone there blowing you... flee the building, please... for the love of little bunnies, don't give them one more second than they pay for.

do you need me to call CPEP for you?

are you feeling like hurting yourself in any other ways?

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