The Crusher Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Oh, well that's completely different. Serious. The vapors fill your lap with the awesome sensation of getting a hummer after a young lady brushes her teeth. Everyone will be impressed at the seemingly satisfied look on your face during a boring ass meeting. You might even get a raise or the keys to the executive sh*tter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 you just stopped intimidating me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Brushed their teeth? I thought it was with a mouthful of Altoids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 it would be more like mentos and diet coke but that's just a cover for an unpardonable lack of skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Skill #1 is willingness. Everything else works off of that! I know a woman that swore by the Altoids. I never bothered, but it apparently drove her husband wild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Crusher is authority? I thought he was the fat, happy mod that was here to cover up all the nefarious doings by the fat, unhappy mods. And Faba. To even suggest Faba needs someone to cover things up for his actions is asking for trouble. Faba moves in for the kill, quick, deadly, and leaves no trace whatsoever. The JN Killing Machine Ninja of Doom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Skill #1 is willingness. Everything else works off of that! I know a woman that swore by the Altoids. I never bothered, but it apparently drove her husband wild. ........... yeah, I'm gonna leave that one alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 ........... yeah, I'm gonna leave that one alone. As I am going to slink slowly back without turning my back on Frank Faba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 As I am going to slink slowly back without turning my back on Frank Faba please don't show fear. it inhibits willingness. ok, I lie. but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Brushed their teeth? I thought it was with a mouthful of Altoids. Crusher gets the candy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 please don't show fear. it inhibits willingness. ok, I lie. but still. Fear Faba? I'm not sure. Faba isn't like a person that you'd be afraid of - but he is dangerous. It's like being afraid of an ice pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Fear Faba? I'm not sure. Faba isn't like a person that you'd be afraid of - but he is dangerous. It's like being afraid of an ice pick. my fears are strictly irrational. like zombies. but not ice-picks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Skill #1 is willingness. Everything else works off of that! I know a woman that swore by the Altoids. I never bothered, but it apparently drove her husband wild. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 This. but numbers 2 trough infinity.... oh... willingness should be a given. delight should be a given. i'm so sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 RRrriiigggghhhhttttt!!!!! There is a willingness to do it and there is a wwwiiilllliiiinnnggggnnneeeesssss to do it. As Yoda says, "do or do not, there is no try". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 RRrriiigggghhhhttttt!!!!! There is a willingness to do it and there is a wwwiiilllliiiinnnggggnnneeeesssss to do it. As Yoda says, "do or do not, there is no try". ..... you are now the defacto adult male in the thread. really, this needed explaining? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Yes. Marry a woman and find out the level of details that needs to be covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I think I'm pretty safe from marriage for this lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 We all boil at different degrees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 haven't had coffee yet. dumb that down for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 It is Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 ^That's enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 ahhhh. I see. you're not desensitized enough to care about quality issues. that's easily fixed but counterproductive. carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 ahhhh. I see. you're not desensitized enough to care about quality issues. that's easily fixed but counterproductive. carry on. Ha. To quote Bart Simpson: "If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 yeah, the Simpsons won't be setting your thermostat any higher. for the best. I guess. still time... men are lucky that way. always time to ruin your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 tell me about it... haven't gotten out of bed yet. the cats are worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Teleworking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 pass day and depressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Mock Simpsons will you. What about this sage advice...."nothing like a depresant to chase th eblues away"....Huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Teleworking....my b-day wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I would never mock the Simpsons. just suggesting they're not gonna substitute for a few weeks of good head in terms of doms overstimulation issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 A few weeks? I'm not sure I could survive a long weekend at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 you'll build up stamina as you get bored with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Right and I will desensitize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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