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Not true. I had this chick envite me to her house for something hot and juicy. When I got their she just made half a dozen bacon triple cheesebrughs., The whole time I thought she wanted sex.

did you wake up in the bathtub missing any internal organs?

could swear I heard this story before....

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A chick with triple bacon cheese burgers hidden in her panties? I respectfully disagree.

i respectfully submit that food and sex do not mix.

hair in the food and food-borne bacteria in the....

just, really, a good woman would serve you the food on a plate and leave the ....

yeah, ok, there's nowhere decent that can go.

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i respectfully submit that food and sex do not mix.

hair in the food and food-borne bacteria in the....

just, really, a good woman would serve you the food on a plate and leave the ....

yeah, ok, there's nowhere decent that can go.

Isn't that the intent of this topic?

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... just out of curiosity... why did you assume the poking would be anywhere near your bottom?

was a perfectly innocent poke and no internalization was implied.

1. You haven't seen my bottom. A bottom like this is in constant danger!

2. I never assume anything coming from you is "perfectly innocent."

also hi you...

Hi

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1. You haven't seen my bottom. A bottom like this is in constant danger!

2. I never assume anything coming from you is "perfectly innocent."

Hi

A. I was aiming for the sternum but I will refrain entirely from any such activity.

B. depends on your definition of several words in that sentence but more often than you'd think, in any sense you might mean.

C. oh, hi you, too.

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ok, that's weird. actual spam, please excuse, but got an email telling me the Brooklyn navy yard is now home to a distillery making chocolate flavored whiskey.

now, aside from... yuck...

I grew up pretty close to there and it's one of the most polluted places on earth... so... really? has everyone forgotten the oil tanks and all?

I would have kept it a glory hole slash body dump myself... but I guess if you're drinking chocolate flavored whiskey you deserve what you get.

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