PFSIKH Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 ^ Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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#27TheDominator Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 So you do have a little time. Is your department over strength? Nah. Just barely at full. My plan is to survive and move up through attrition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Interviews are mentally draining. Never sure how long to think of a solution before just talking out loud about whatever (probably incorrect) thing has entered my head. It's annoying because I can do harder problems much quicker when I don't have the stress of someone waiting for me to respond. Just let me listen to music and do things in my own time! And hire me. I'd like to be hired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I have less than 4 hours of accruals left until next Thursday. and now I realize that isn't as dumb as I thought it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Interviews are mentally draining. Never sure how long to think of a solution before just talking out loud about whatever (probably incorrect) thing has entered my head. It's annoying because I can do harder problems much quicker when I don't have the stress of someone waiting for me to respond. Just let me listen to music and do things in my own time! And hire me. I'd like to be hired. you're hired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 you're hired. Sweet, thanks! You're the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Interviews are mentally draining. Never sure how long to think of a solution before just talking out loud about whatever (probably incorrect) thing has entered my head. It's annoying because I can do harder problems much quicker when I don't have the stress of someone waiting for me to respond. Just let me listen to music and do things in my own time! And hire me. I'd like to be hired. Problems? Usually they just ask me inane esoteric questions which have no relevance on my job performance. "If you could be any person in history, who would you be?" I'm not sure what I answered, but it probably was a Viking with an axe. Like Hagar the Horrible, so I can decapitate the likes of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Problems? Usually they just ask me inane esoteric questions which have no relevance on my job performance. "If you could be any person in history, who would you be?" I'm not sure what I answered, but it probably was a Viking with an axe. Like Hagar the Horrible, so I can decapitate the likes of you! Why not Attila the Hun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Why not Attila the Hun? Too short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Stand on a box, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Stand on a box, then. I guess that was basically Attila's theory. Instead of standing on a box, he sat on a horse. I'd rather have my two feet planted firmly on the ground while I hack and bludgeon people with an axe or mace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Great news guys: I don't have AIDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I guess that was basically Attila's theory. Instead of standing on a box, he sat on a horse. I'd rather have my two feet planted firmly on the ground while I hack and bludgeon people with an axe or mace. A decent theory. After all, how many people have died after being trampled by a box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 so you're aiming for middle management... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Problems? Usually they just ask me inane esoteric questions which have no relevance on my job performance. "If you could be any person in history, who would you be?" I'm not sure what I answered, but it probably was a Viking with an axe. Like Hagar the Horrible, so I can decapitate the likes of you! Too easy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Yeah. I'm not sure that is the proper answer for a litigation attorney. My answer is supposed to be Whizzer White, not George Foreman so that I can pummel you more senseless than I am about to right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Well...to each his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 No worries. He was pretty senseless when we started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Of course it was sensless. I get an anneurysm everyone time I have to read a legal document. My wife got served last year and I could barely comprehend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Of course it was sensless. I get an anneurysm everyone time I have to read a legal document. My wife got served last year and I could barely comprehend it. Believe me, your typical boilerplate, small print contract lingo is better than small talk with some of these numbnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Thankfully, I can only imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Great news guys: I don't have AIDs. Check again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 He has feline aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Check again. You ****ed him? JiF will be so upset! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 He has feline aids. That I do. Meet Jeeves: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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