cindy Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 pretty much just concentrated aspirin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Arsenic, aspirin, Pop Rocks.... I take 'em all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 warfarin, you may all take it one day. little tip... don't drink with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Don't drink? Pffft! Why take it then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 yeah, I'm not gonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I thought you just weren't supposed to eat spinach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Broccoli's much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 With Coumadin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Broccoli goes with all medication. Unlike kiwi fruit. That could very well kill you, and anyone within a 300 yard radius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I used to eat kiwi, but I am too lazy to peel 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I've heard you can train squirrels to peel them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I've heard you can train squirrels to peel them. Unless you can train dead squirrels to peel them I am not interested! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Become one of those voodoo priest types, then. Re-animate the dead squirrels, and train them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Interesting idea. I might have to go back to the old country. There was a guy that did that in Bologna. Giovanni Aldini In 1803 Giovanni Aldini (Galvani`s nephew) performed experiments, in public, upon the severed heads of "malefactors" despatched in Bologna and at Newgate, London. A few accounts of these horrific demonstrations - A very ample series of experiments were made by Professor Aldini which show the eminent and superior power of galvanism beyond any other stimulant in nature. In the months of January and February last, he had the courage to apply it at Bologna to the bodies of various criminals who had suffered death at that place, and by means of the pile he excited the remaining vital forces in a most astonishing manner. This stimulus produced the most horrible contortions and grimaces by the motions of the muscles of the head and face; and an hour and a quarter after death, the arm of one of the bodies was elevated eight inches from the table on which it was supported, and this even when a considerable weight was placed in the hand. George Forster was hung at 8am on 18th January 1803 at Newgate Prison, for the drowning of his wife and youngest child in the Paddington Canal. After hanging for an hour in sub-zero temperatures, Aldini procured the body and began his galvanic experiments. On the first application of the process to the face, the jaws of the deceased criminal began to quiver, and the adjoining muscles were horribly contorted, and one eye was actually opened. In the subsequent part of the process the right hand was raised and clenched, and the legs and thighs were set in motion. Mr Pass, the beadle of the Surgeons’ Company, who was officially present during this experiment, was so alarmed that he died of fright soon after his return home. “the jaw began to quiver, the adjoining muscles were horribly contorted, and the left eye actually opened … The action even of those muscles furthest distant from the points of contact with the arc was so much increased as almost to give an appearance of re-animation … vitality might, perhaps, have been restored, if many circumstances had not rendered it impossible.” "Galvanism was communicated by means of three troughs combined together, each of which contained forty plates of zinc, and as many of copper. On the first application of the arcs the jaw began to quiver, the adjoining muscles were horribly contorted, and the left eye actually opened." "The first of these decapitated criminals being conveyed to the apartment provided for my experiments, in the neighbourhood of the place of execution, the head was first subjected to the Galvanic action. For this purpose I had constructed a pile consisting of a hundred pieces of silver and zinc. Having moistened the inside of the ears with salt water, I formed an arc with two metallic wires, which, proceeding from the two ears, were applied, one to the summit and the other to the bottom of the pile. When this communication was established, I observed strong contractions in the muscles of the face, which were contorted in so irregular a manner that they exhibited the appearance of the most horrid grimaces. The action of the eye-lids was exceedingly striking, though less sensible in the human head than in that of an ox." http://www.lateralscience.co.uk/reanim/galvreanim2.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 exceedingly striking, though less sensible in the human head than in that of an ox. There are so many things we can say that about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Broccoli's much better. *Throwing up in my mouth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Send a salami to a boy in the army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Sausage and broccoli rabe is one of my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 are one of my favorites? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 depends on the country in America we say is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I've heard you can train squirrels to peel them. I read about that, I'm pretty sure it was Willy Wonka. 3rd grade, Mrs. Rocco! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 We is? That doesn't sound right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Mmm bop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Mmm bop! Them's some pretty girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Them's some pretty girls Bring us The Hansons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 We're listening to the ******* song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 depends on the country in America we say is You mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 ^Fertilizer Salesman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 ^Fertilizer Salesman Better'n anchors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Better'n anchors You sleepin today. 5th post from bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Not sleeping. Working. Strange choice of threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Not sleeping. Working. Strange choice of threads. Gato's. He has not answered, he must be sleep err working too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 ^Fertilizer Salesman I think he is more a horse sh*t salesman than the cindy preferred cow sh*t salesman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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