cindy Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 not something I actually need to be directed to do, but thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Play with your boobs or pound cake his head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I'm good with either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I'm not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 If I were you, I'd just him in the head with a regular pound cake. I don't like to abuse food, but a Sara Lee or Pepperidge Farm shouldn't be hard to replace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 store bought cake? you think that little of me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 store bought cake? you think that little of me? For swingin'? You hit him with Sara Lee in your right hand while eating the homemade in your left. Win-win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 In fact, I'd take it straight from the freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I'm not... You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye And I love you so and I want you to know That I'll always be right here And I love to sing sweet songs to you Because you are so dear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye And I love you so and I want you to know That I'll always be right here And I love to sing sweet songs to you Because you are so dear ok, maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 In fact, I'd take it straight from the freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 In fact, I'd take it straight from the freezer. you need to get someone off enough so she'll feed you properly, not just keep the hanging judge happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Yeah Dom, buy her a vibrator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1345&dat=19911217&id=HxlXAAAAIBAJ&sjid=DfoDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3516,2338464 I would have thought this would be more your frozen weapon of choice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 (edited) She shot all the squirrels. Edited May 8, 2013 by JADEDGREEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 you need to get someone off enough so she'll feed you properly, not just keep the hanging judge happy. This is a good plan in theory, but then they try to get you so fat, that no one else will have you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 you need to get someone off enough so she'll feed you properly, not just keep the hanging judge happy. Um... I meant to hit him in the head. Not to eat. She shot all the squirrels. If she did that she would never need a vibrator. Ever. This is a good plan in theory, but then they try to get you so fat, that no one else will have you. They have been trying for years and none have succeeded yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 You're not getting them off hard enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1345&dat=19911217&id=HxlXAAAAIBAJ&sjid=DfoDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3516,2338464 I would have thought this would be more your frozen weapon of choice. you don't remember the Hitchcock leg of lamb murder episode, do you? much more lethal than squirrels for blunt force trauma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 (edited) This is a good plan in theory, but then they try to get you so fat, that no one else will have you. like that works. just wear a wedding ring, counteracts all male unattractiveness. Edited May 8, 2013 by cindy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Um... I meant to hit him in the head. Not to eat. If she did that she would never need a vibrator. Ever. They have been trying for years and none have succeeded yet. I would not even use store bought cake as a weapon. I'll shoot your squirrels but I like the vibrator now and then, fancy c*** or not. and the challenge is what keeps them trying. as you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 (edited) like that works. just wear a wedding ring, counteracts all male unattractiveness. Takes all the fun out of it though. Edited May 8, 2013 by JADEDGREEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Takes all the fun out of it though. which? not the vibrator, certainly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 which? not the vibrator, certainly. Wedding ring makes vibrator allot more necessary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1345&dat=19911217&id=HxlXAAAAIBAJ&sjid=DfoDAAAAIBAJ&pg=3516,2338464 I would have thought this would be more your frozen weapon of choice. More disturbing is that he had multiple squirrels in the freezer. For the love of God! What kind of sick world do we live in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 (edited) She comes from a town where they never heard of Sara Lee. Edited May 8, 2013 by JADEDGREEN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Lucky Town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Lucky Town Montrichard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 (edited) RVS BITCHES!!! Edited May 9, 2013 by JADEDGREEN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Good morning. Go New York. Go New York. Go New York. Go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 where? It must be good somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Knicks Victory Song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 RVS > KVS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 A victory is a victory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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