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I'm not...

 

You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye And I love you so and I want you to know That I'll always be right here And I love to sing sweet songs to you

Because you are so dear

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You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum

Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie

You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop

Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye

And I love you so and I want you to know

That I'll always be right here

And I love to sing sweet songs to you

Because you are so dear

ok, maybe

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you need to get someone off enough so she'll feed you properly, not just keep the hanging judge happy.

 

Um... I meant to hit him in the head.  Not to eat. 

 

She shot all the squirrels.

 

If she did that she would never need a vibrator.  Ever.

 

This is a good plan in theory, but then they try to get you so fat, that no one else will have you.

 

They have been trying for years and none have succeeded yet.

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This is a good plan in theory, but then they try to get you so fat, that no one else will have you.

like that works.

just wear a wedding ring, counteracts all male unattractiveness.

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Um... I meant to hit him in the head.  Not to eat. 

 

 

If she did that she would never need a vibrator.  Ever.

 

 

They have been trying for years and none have succeeded yet.

I would not even use store bought cake as a weapon.

I'll shoot your squirrels but I like the vibrator now and then, fancy c*** or not.

and the challenge is what keeps them trying. as you know.

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