JoeC36 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Ouch. You poor bastard. I only had my weekly staffer. I have a "webinar" tomorrow. Good times. Those suck. I hope the feed doesn't cut in and out, like ours always does, doubling the time it takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Those suck. I hope the feed doesn't cut in and out, like ours always does, doubling the time it takes. Ha ha. Nah. Our cocks are much too fancy to have the feed cut in and out. We are on a tight schedule! If things slow down a team of minions sweeps in and gets yelled at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 And the killer thing is, the Directors Meeting runs long and is filled with so much BS to begin with. Today, it starts with the Geico Hump Day commercial. It starts..no sound. It runs through the entire thing. They restart it and play it again with sound. I am thinking you do realize we only work 8 hour days now and OT takes an Act of God, Congress and someone's left nut. Thankfully our staff meeting is pretty calm. Basically the director runs down what happened at the weekly shindig in the big building. Then we each go over what is happening. Usually it is quick unless it is someone's birthday. It's always someone's birthday. So there is cake. Today was white chocolate strawberry. I told you our cocks were fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Ha ha. Nah. Our cocks are much too fancy to have the feed cut in and out. We are on a tight schedule! If things slow down a team of minions sweeps in and gets yelled at. We're not fancy at all. I don't think the bosses care for them but our Internet director insists on having them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 We're not fancy at all. I don't think the bosses care for them but our Internet director insists on having them. I think they list the webinars under training. It's also probably considered a "teambuilding exercise." Heaven help our poor lost souls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I think they list the webinars under training. It's also probably considered a "teambuilding exercise." Heaven help our poor lost souls. Team building my ass. Training Is what they're for, but so one pays attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I think they list the webinars under training. It's also probably considered a "teambuilding exercise." Heaven help our poor lost souls. We usually roll those into a BBQ of some sorts. You probably would not like it with your refined fancy cock palate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 It should be +2 because I had two of them. Buttholes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 We usually roll those into a BBQ of some sorts. You probably would not like it with your refined fancy cock palate. I love the BBQs. I think they stopped them because of the expense. We just call anything that gets more than 2 people to agree a teambuilding exercise and yelling at IT people is something we all agree on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Buttholes? That would be twice the work. No thanks. I love the BBQs. I think they stopped them because of the expense. We just call anything that gets more than 2 people to agree a teambuilding exercise and yelling at IT people is something we all agree on. Let me find who provides you IT support...did not like it before....we will take care of you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 That would be twice the work. No thanks. Let me find who provides you IT support...did not like it before....we will take care of you now. Ha. Most of my friends are in IRM. Everytime the internet goes down for 20 seconds I send them a text message of complaint cursing their entire Bureau and profession. They tend to agree. As one told me recently: "The internet is down. I'm going to go home. What else am I supposed to do? Windex my desk?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Oh you are one of them. The worst day in my life was when my Director made it mandatory to put your number in your signature block for email. The BBQs is the only thing keeping him alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Oh you are one of them. The worst day in my life was when my Director made it mandatory to put your number in your signature block for email. The BBQs is the only thing keeping him alive. Nah. These are my actual friends. The ones that call me when they have flat or need somebody to sledgehammer some walls in their basement. I only text their personal numbers. Screw the blackberry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Nah. These are my actual friends. The ones that call me when they have flat or need somebody to sledgehammer some walls in their basement. I only text their personal numbers. Screw the blackberry! 18 minutes until the weekend. 45 minutes untiI Old Chicago. 1 hour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 18 minutes until the weekend. 45 minutes untiI Old Chicago. 1 hour +1 AWS FTMFW, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I would not call Furlough AWS, but whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I would not call Furlough AWS, but whatever. Sorry. I guess if we meet at happy hour the first round is on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 IS there a place in the states that serve a meter of beer? Then of course the first round is on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 IS there a place in the states that serve a meter of beer? Then of course the first round is on you. I don't know about a meter of beer, but the Heidelberg in Yorkville serves it in one of those glass boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 That will work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 That will work. We'll both have to be in NYC for that one. I hear the sausage is good there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 We'll both have to be in NYC for that one. I hear the sausage is good there. Yyyeeeaaahhhh! I will stick with the beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Yyyeeeaaahhhh! I will stick with the beer. Troll. I knew you didn't really belong here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Troll. I knew you didn't really belong here. Are you a mod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Good morning Are you a mod? No. I am not a mod... but I am willing to learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Good Afternoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Good Afternoon! Not bad so far. How's it going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Not to bad here as well...or I just do not give a $hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Good morning. I am back at the office after my "vacation". Took off Tuesday and Thursday. Then my coworker had her baby and I can't take any more leave until she is back from maternity leave. Ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Look at the brightside. This is not Europe and you are not talking years with out a vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Look at the brightside. This is not Europe and you are not talking years with out a vacation. If it were Europe I would be getting ready for a month where nobody came into the office because they were all out of town. I loved August when the tumbleweeds were blowing across Via Spiga, but yeah. It is pretty nice that she will have to be back before her kid starts college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 What long do civilians have for maternity? Soldiers had 6 weeks. This was after having a fixed amount of hours a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Look at the brightside. This is not Europe and you are not talking years with out a vacation. I'm in Europe and have spent years on vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 I'm in Europe and have spent years on vacation. I always thought you were a dude and not riding the maternity leave thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 I always thought you were a dude and not riding the maternity leave thing. Hey, we'd take it if we could get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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