JetFanByMarriage Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 It is Hump Day again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 It is Hump Day again! Excellent. I will be sure not to go into the bathroom with Smizzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Excellent. I will be sure not to go into the bathroom with Smizzy. is this your sad attempt at playing "hard to get" with smizzy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 is this your sad attempt at playing "hard to get" with smizzy? These last two posts are two sad attempts at humor, if your ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 These last two posts are two sad attempts at humor, if your ask me. alas ms. chick pea... my job is not to entertain patsies fans... frankly i am way tooo populaar to even worry about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 alas ms. chick pea... my job is not to entertain patsies fans... frankly i am way tooo populaar to even worry about this. ....your job is obviously not to entertain Jets fans either..... Popular, eh? Wearing low plunging neck lines and high heels to sporting events again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 These last two posts are two sad attempts at humor, if your ask me. Dear Miss Cranky Pants: I am pretty sure nobody asked you. Signed, The World Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 ....your job is obviously not to entertain Jets fans either..... Popular, eh? Wearing low plunging neck lines and high heels to sporting events again? i dont wear high heals.. i have no sense of balance! not plunging necklines... just letting the girls breathe! and i aam very entertaining to anyone who has taste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Dear Miss Cranky Pants: I am pretty sure nobody asked you. Signed, The World I'm just posting what others are afraid to. Not everyone is a suck-up, Soothie.....er, Maxie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Popular, eh? Wearing low plunging neck lines and high heels to sporting events again? That makes you popular? Are you sure the word is 'popular'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 That makes you popular? Are you sure the word is 'popular'? oops ...my bad! i meant poplar! i am a fast-growing deciduous tree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 oops ...my bad! i meant poplar! i am a fast-growing deciduous tree! By no means was I descending your social status, my dear. *Do you own a #28 Jersey, per chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 By no means was I descending your social status, my dear. *Do you own a #28 Jersey, per chance? i was joking about me being popular... yes i do have a #28... an XXL or 2XL or something.. got it from my pal 124 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 If you girls are going to get snippy with each other you will need to abide by the JetNation book of law. Section 12, Chapter III, paragraph 2: All disputes between female participants must be accompanied along with images of both participants together, topless, and wresting in a viscous substance such as oil, mud, jello, pudding, or whipped cream. Failure to do so will result in further disciplinary action up to and including a permanent banning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 If you girls are going to get snippy with each other you will need to abide by the JetNation book of law. Section 12, Chapter III, paragraph 2: All disputes between female participants must be accompanied along with images of both participants together, topless, and wresting in a viscous substance such as oil, mud, jello, pudding, or whipped cream. Failure to do so will result in further disciplinary action up to and including a permanent banning. Banning? A banning? There were so many other ways you could've gone with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Banning? A banning? There were so many other ways you could've gone with that. yep... that is becaause boooozer is an amateur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I kind of wish the person that had created this thread had named it: Last Person to make a QUALITY post wins It would be three pages long instead of 205 pages worth of caca.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I kind of wish the person that had created this thread had named it: Last Person to make a QUALITY post wins It would be three pages long instead of 205 pages worth of caca.... yet you still come back and read it all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 yet you still come back and read it all she is drawn to it like Belly to Sharon Shenocca's motherly tata's, like JI to an open all night Krispey Kreme, like Tex to the obvious,,, well you get the drift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 yet you still come back and read it all Are you kidding? I read the last page - a few times a week (relatively recent phenonmenon)- and make a contribution worth reading when I have one. Can you say the same and not be lying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Are you kidding? I read the last page - a few times a week (relatively recent phenonmenon)- and make a contribution worth reading when I have one. Can you say the same and not be lying? gee,, you are in a pissy mood today.. Seagulls flying over your house? Does your boyfriend think the Shrimp boat fleet is in town? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Banning? A banning? There were so many other ways you could've gone with that. yep... that is becaause boooozer is an amateur Did I just get owned by 2 chicks? Furthermore, am I wrong for taking a little pleasure in that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 gee,, you are in a pissy mood today.. Seagulls flying over your house? Does your boyfriend think the Shrimp boat fleet is in town? I just found out that my job - and about 50 others - will be eliminated as of Dec 1. So yah, I'm a little pissy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I kind of wish the person that had created this thread had named it: Last Person to make a QUALITY post wins It would be three pages long instead of 205 pages worth of caca.... This thread is kind of like doodling while you're on the phone... The "art" you author will never hang at the M.o.M.A, but at least it helps pass the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I just found out that my job - and about 50 others - will be eliminated as of Dec 1. So yah, I'm a little pissy..... If its a decent size company and you tell them you have a drug or alchol problem, they have to let you do the company rehab thing for 3 to 6 months,, keeps you on payroll and possibly keeping your job when you get back from rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I just found out that my job - and about 50 others - will be eliminated as of Dec 1. So yah, I'm a little pissy..... that sucks, i'm sorry to hear that. hope something good comes out of it for ya. I'm sure the company is gonna enjoy peak performance outta the 51 of ya's in the coming 2 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 What kind of crap is that? I didn't read this thread for a couple of days. I went back and read it and I missed a catfight! Then Garb has to F it up by bringing up the real world. I hate the real world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 that sucks, i'm sorry to hear that. hope something good comes out of it for ya. I'm sure the company is gonna enjoy peak performance outta the 51 of ya's in the coming 2 months This "remote" office of a pretty big co headquartered in Houston (where really dumb people live - no offense, TX) will be shut down in a year, for sure. Hey - I could probably still work for this company if I wanted to move to Pune, India! Yes, the folks here are really committed to putting their best efforts in I look at it as 1 1/2 month paid for job search. I make my way into work at 9:30am - at the earliest...leave early.....hey, wait! It's four o'clock! What the hell am I doing here??? LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 What kind of crap is that? I didn't read this thread for a couple of days. I went back and read it and I missed a catfight! Then Garb has to F it up by bringing up the real world. I hate the real world. you hate it? how do ya think garb is liking the real world these days. maybe you can work one of the ducktour boats garb? you seem to have a gift of offering nonessential info. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 you hate it? how do ya think garb is liking the real world these days. maybe you can work one of the ducktour boats garb? you seem to have a gift of offering nonessential info. Truth be told, sometimes I'm scared sh*tless and sometimes I'm excited at the prospects of starting anew....this emotional roller coaster ride goes on all day. I wish none of you ever have this much fun going on in your heads. As far as the duckboat thing goes? I think they hand out these quack thingy's people are supposed to blow into. Now, you don't know me, but could you imagine me encouraging people to quack? I mean picture it. Yah, I can't either..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Truth be told, sometimes I'm scared sh*tless and sometimes I'm excited at the prospects of starting anew....this emotional roller coaster ride goes on all day. I wish none of you ever have this much fun going on in your heads. As far as the duckboat thing goes? I think they hand out these quack thingy's people are supposed to blow into. Now, you don't know me, but could you imagine me encouraging people to quack? I mean picture it. Yah, I can't either..... when my wife & I did the ducktour it was actually pretty cool & a quick & easy way to get an overview of the city, but all I could think of the whole time this corny retiree who had a lame fake aussie accent was talking was wow! this guy must annoy the crap outta his wife when he gets home. here's hoping you don't end up posting from you're laptop while living in a cardboard box in the commons garb......lemme know if you're really stuck, I got an extra toaster I could send ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Truth be told, sometimes I'm scared sh*tless and sometimes I'm excited at the prospects of starting anew....this emotional roller coaster ride goes on all day. I wish none of you ever have this much fun going on in your heads. As far as the duckboat thing goes? I think they hand out these quack thingy's people are supposed to blow into. Now, you don't know me, but could you imagine me encouraging people to quack? I mean picture it. Yah, I can't either..... Do it Garb. I know it's bad getting laid off, but hopefully you'll be able to get a fresh start and do something you really love. I walked away from my job in April and moved to Milan. I don't really speak Italian. Took a huge pay cut, but got a killer apartment and I'm living happy over here. Life is an adventure and it was about time I took a chance to have some fun. Hopefully, you'll enjoy your next move. The hard part is the uncertainty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Do it Garb. I know it's bad getting laid off, but hopefully you'll be able to get a fresh start and do something you really love. I walked away from my job in April and moved to Milan. I don't really speak Italian. Took a huge pay cut, but got a killer apartment and I'm living happy over here. Life is an adventure and it was about time I took a chance to have some fun. Hopefully, you'll enjoy your next move. The hard part is the uncertainty. pretty cool dom........ glad to hear things are working out for ya. the euro makes the cost of living that much more pricy for an american. hope all continues to go well with ya. are you able to watch the games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 pretty cool dom........ glad to hear things are working out for ya. the euro makes the cost of living that much more pricy for an american. hope all continues to go well with ya. are you able to watch the games? Thanks. The euro is brutal. Milan is the most expensive city in Italy, I think it was top 10 in the world last report. That's killing me, but we're here for fun and travel and we're having fun and traveling so no complaints. We have an AFN box-armed forces network. They show 3 games at 1pm (7 here) 3 games at 4pm (10 here) plus the two late games, but they are on REAL late. I was in NY for the opener, so far I have only missed the Bills game-listened on-line radio. Looks like they'll be on when they play good teams, but maybe not with bad ones, so I'll probably see all the losses, but fewer of the W's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 WOW, 33 posts in this thread just in one day!!!! Some of them were very funny. BTW Garb, I am sorry about your job!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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