BROOKLYN JET Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolchak Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 I didn't actually see him get born. For all I know, those posts were the Mods with fake accounts. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spoot-Face Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 How do you know it's his birthday? Did you actually see him be birthed from his mother's vagina on this date some years ago? How do you know the nurse's didn't switch him out with another baby? Did you put a unique, identifying mark somewhere on his body, that the nurse's couldn't see, that only you would recognize, with permanent marker? I will not wish a happy birthday until all these questions are answered. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted April 24, 2020 Author Share Posted April 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: How do you know it's his birthday? Did you actually see him be birthed from his mother's vagina on this date some years ago? How do you know the nurse's didn't switch him out with another baby? Did you put a unique, identifying mark somewhere on his body, that the nurse's couldn't see, that only you would recognize, with permanent marker? I will not wish a happy birthday until all these questions are answered. Yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 @Maxman has Hackenberg sent you any e-mails lately to share with the board? Now more than ever we need someone to explain this COVID conspiracy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said: How do you know it's his birthday? Did you actually see him be birthed from his mother's vagina on this date some years ago? How do you know the nurse's didn't switch him out with another baby? Did you put a unique, identifying mark somewhere on his body, that the nurse's couldn't see, that only you would recognize, with permanent marker? I will not wish a happy birthday until all these questions are answered. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 hour ago, freestater said: Well, done. I'm stealing that gif. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 3 hours ago, BROOKLYN JET said: Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted April 24, 2020 Author Share Posted April 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said: We then cut open the cow, removed him and branded his hand with a hot polka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 8 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: @Maxman has Hackenberg sent you any e-mails lately to share with the board? Now more than ever we need someone to explain this COVID conspiracy. He has been quiet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Also how does Hackenberg get a birthday thread but I don't? F**kers. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Maxman said: He has been quiet. I think the last time you posted something from him he was picking the Super Bowl result way incorrectly. Did that kill his spirit? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 On 4/25/2020 at 12:54 AM, Jetsfan80 said: I think the last time you posted something from him he was picking the Super Bowl result way incorrectly. Did that kill his spirit? lol. The Redskins not beating the Patriots really got to him as well. Shocked that one didn't happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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