Popular Post SouthernJet Posted May 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a _____ what would they be? Have fun,,,,,,,,,,, I can start: If the Jets were a VACATION where would it be? Three Mile Island, Pa. If the Jets were a FOOD what would it be? Spicy Peppers (constant heartburn) If the Jets were a MOVIE what would it be? Groundhog Day If the Jets were a PHYSICAL or MEDICAL CONDITION what would they be? Piercing abdominal pain as game ends followed by volcanic diarrhea 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the jets were fast food they would be a McRib 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 28, 2020 Author Share Posted May 28, 2020 Just now, Beerfish said: If the jets were fast food they would be a McRib as in 'only show up once in awhile?' LOL 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kleckineau Posted May 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a hot woman she would end up keying your car and giving you herpes. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 28, 2020 Author Share Posted May 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Kleckineau said: If the Jets were a hot woman she would end up keying your car and giving you herpes. and you would be dumb enough to sue her and agree to appear on Judge Judy and tell the world what a putz you are ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a NFC team they'd be the Lions. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 18 minutes ago, SouthernJet said: and you would be dumb enough to sue her and agree to appear on Judge Judy and tell the world what a putz you are ? Oh no!....I'm dumber than that. She would apologize, promise to be nicer. I'd accept, hit it some more and then get chlamydia. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Barry McCockinner Posted May 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a thread on JetNation they'd be this. 2 1 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tezza Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a household item it would be a broken alarm clock 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kleckineau Posted May 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a porno they would try to sell you PSLs.......................after you saw the money shot. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallinPB Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a "commercial real estate" company they would be WeWork. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 32EBoozer Posted May 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a cartoon character the J-E-T-S Jets would be Wiley Coyote 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If Jets were a golf ball they would be a an X out water ball sold to basic amateurs on the side of the road in Myrtle Beach. Most likely put in the water by @14 in Green or @JiF? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 18 minutes ago, Kleckineau said: If the Jets were a porno they would try to sell you PSLs.......................after you saw the money shot. There would be no money shot.... constant blue balls. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 54 minutes ago, Beerfish said: If the jets were fast food they would be a McRib I'm sorry, I love my Jets, but I have to keep it real: McRibs are SOOOOO much better at fast food then the Jets are at football 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Anybody know whether it's May 28th yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYJ1 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Of the Jets were a CAR, what would they be? A short bus and we're all passengers 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
static14 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were an abusive spouse they would have promised to stop drinking and go to therapy, and this time they mean it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted May 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were my ass they would be a hemorrhoid. 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetPotato Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a thread, they would be this one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Daddy Wang Doodle Posted May 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a general manager they'd be Mike Maccagnan 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Werblin Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a bowel movement, we'd still be on the crapper. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a lawyer they’d be Michael Avenatti 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 47 minutes ago, NYJ1 said: Of the Jets were a CAR, what would they be? A short bus and we're all passengers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebuzzardman Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a famous tourist attraction in India, they'd be the Suck Mahal If the Jets were a city in Syria, they'd be Dumbasskiss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drums Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were an NFL team they’d be the Cleveland Browns 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a Car they would be a Ford Edsel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebuzzardman Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, Sonny Werblin said: If the Jets were a bowel movement, we'd still be on the crapper. Dead by dehydration, more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxgreen Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a VACATION where would it be? It would be the sh*tty dive bar near the former two wood pulp mills in my hometown. Where guys talked about the one year they won the stats title over a liquid breakfast. The whiskey breakfast is the vacation from being a fan. If the Jets were a FOOD what would it be? The famous 10 egg omelet they served to brave hopefuls in the same bar. If the Jets were a MOVIE what would it be? Bar Fly If the Jets were a PHYSICAL or MEDICAL CONDITION what would they be? A psychological condition that makes it impossible to experience joy or happiness. I' come from a Potestant Germam family who viewed slightly melted Limburger cheese as indulgent... so I already know about this condition. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HawkeyeJet Posted May 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a GIF, they'd be this. A memorizing, graceful disaster. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a fanbase they'd be Jets fans. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 hour ago, slimjasi said: I'm sorry, I love my Jets, but I have to keep it real: McRibs are SOOOOO much better at fast food then the Jets are at football mcribs are the most vile thing known to man .... other than kale. Pressed gristle into the pattern of a rib on a doughy bun with BBQ sauce that tastes like it came out of the back end of a Cat. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 13 minutes ago, Beerfish said: mcribs are the most vile thing known to man .... other than kale. Pressed gristle into the pattern of a rib on a doughy bun with BBQ sauce that tastes like it came out of the back end of a Cat. I haven't had one since I was a teenager, but I remember loving them What can I say 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 30 minutes ago, HawkeyeJet said: If the Jets were a GIF, they'd be this. A memorizing, graceful disaster. Were you seriously injured? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If rhymes were a drug I’d sell by the gram. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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