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Just now, Beerfish said:

If the jets were fast food they would be a McRib

as in 'only show up once in awhile?' LOL

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2 minutes ago, Kleckineau said:

If the Jets were a hot woman she would end up keying your car and giving you herpes.

and you would be dumb enough to sue her and agree to appear on Judge Judy and tell the world what a putz you are 🤣

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18 minutes ago, SouthernJet said:

and you would be dumb enough to sue her and agree to appear on Judge Judy and tell the world what a putz you are 🤣

Oh no!....I'm dumber than that. She would apologize, promise to be nicer. I'd accept, hit it some more and then get chlamydia.

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If the Jets were a household item it would be a broken alarm clock 

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If the Jets were a "commercial real estate" company they would be WeWork.  

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If Jets were a golf ball they would be a an X out water ball sold to basic amateurs on the side of the road in Myrtle Beach. Most likely put in the water by @14 in Green  or @JiF😂

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18 minutes ago, Kleckineau said:

If the Jets were a porno they would try to sell you PSLs.......................after you saw the money shot.

There would be no money shot....  constant blue balls. 

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54 minutes ago, Beerfish said:

If the jets were fast food they would be a McRib

I'm sorry, I love my Jets, but I have to keep it real:

 

McRibs are SOOOOO much better at fast food then the Jets are at football

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Of the Jets were a CAR, what would they be?

A short bus and we're all passengers

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If the Jets were an abusive spouse they would have promised to stop drinking and go to therapy, and this time they mean it. 

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If the Jets were a famous tourist attraction in India, they'd be the Suck Mahal

If the Jets were a city in Syria, they'd be Dumbasskiss

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If the Jets were an NFL team they’d be the Cleveland Browns

 

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If the Jets were a Car they would be a Ford Edsel.

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9 minutes ago, Sonny Werblin said:

If the Jets were a bowel movement, we'd still be on the crapper.

Dead by dehydration, more like

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If the Jets were a VACATION where would it be? 

It would be the sh*tty dive bar near the former two wood pulp mills in my hometown.  Where guys talked about the one year they won the stats title over a liquid breakfast. The whiskey breakfast is the vacation from being a fan.

If the Jets were a FOOD what would it be?  The famous 10 egg omelet they served to brave hopefuls in the same bar.

If the Jets were a MOVIE what would it be? Bar Fly

If the Jets were a PHYSICAL or MEDICAL CONDITION what would they be? A psychological condition that makes it impossible to experience joy or happiness.  I' come from a Potestant Germam family who viewed slightly melted Limburger cheese as indulgent... so I already know about this condition.

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If the Jets were a fanbase they'd be Jets fans.

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1 hour ago, slimjasi said:

I'm sorry, I love my Jets, but I have to keep it real:

 

McRibs are SOOOOO much better at fast food then the Jets are at football

mcribs are the most vile thing known to man .... other than kale.  Pressed gristle into the pattern of a rib on a doughy bun with BBQ sauce that tastes like it came out of the back end of a Cat.

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13 minutes ago, Beerfish said:

mcribs are the most vile thing known to man .... other than kale.  Pressed gristle into the pattern of a rib on a doughy bun with BBQ sauce that tastes like it came out of the back end of a Cat.

I haven't had one since I was a teenager, but I remember loving them

What can I say

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30 minutes ago, HawkeyeJet said:

If the Jets were a GIF, they'd be this.  A memorizing, graceful disaster.

crash fail GIF

Were you seriously injured?

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If rhymes were a drug I’d sell by the gram.  

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