SAR I Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 SAR I 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 44 minutes ago, slimjasi said: I haven't had one since I was a teenager, but I remember loving them What can I say After decades since my last one, and psyching myself into the novelty, I went in for one about 3 years ago. It was disgusting. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 46 minutes ago, slimjasi said: I haven't had one since I was a teenager, but I remember loving them What can I say When I use to smoke I loves them but I’d also eat 7/11 hotdogs and think they were good. Now I wouldn’t touch either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyeJet Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 hour ago, peebag said: Were you seriously injured? Only emotionally 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Slick Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets were a comfort food they'd be 10 White Castle burgers cooked by recently released mental hospital inmates at 3AM in the morning. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 15 minutes ago, Big_Slick said: If the Jets were a comfort food they'd be 10 White Castle burgers cooked by recently released mental hospital inmates at 3AM in the morning. You have to admit when you’re eating WC or WM burgers at 3am piss drunk 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Slick Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, New York Mick said: You have to admit when you’re eating WC or WM burgers at 3am piss drunk Only until you sober up the next morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, Big_Slick said: Only until you sober up the next morning. Then you hope the toilet is free because you’re going to need it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If the Jets had a dick, they'd be my uncle. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Big_Slick said: If the Jets were a comfort food they'd be 10 White Castle burgers cooked by recently released mental hospital inmates at 3AM in the morning. Oddly specific.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxgreen Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said: Oddly specific.... Yeah. If it really was a mental health short order kitchen. It wouldn't be staffed half the time and the head chief would constantly be re-writing the budget for the cooking ingredients. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the Jets were a GM, they would be John Idzik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustEndTheSuffering Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the Jets were a stadium, they’d be MetLife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the Jets were a football team they'd hire JD......Oh they did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, New York Mick said: You have to admit when you’re eating WC or WM burgers at 3am piss drunk Thanks for the memories of diarrhea followed by 3 bottles of pepto bismol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 JoeWilly 12: If the Jets were a Super Bowl Champion they wouldn't win another for 51 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets0712 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the jets were my kids. They’d be grounded Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Such a negative thread but y not. if the were a boat, they be a renken if they were a car they would be a dodge diplomat if they were a beer they would be a meister brau if they were a rock star they would be dilbert mcclinton if they were a pistol the would be a hi point if they were an airline they would be a spirit if they were a fast food place they would be a burger king if they were a watch they would be a casio if they were a microphone they would be a nady if they were a wrestler they would be SD jones if they were a tv they would be an emerson if they were a porn star they be zev bellringer ok enough 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 No take that back. Zev bellringer is godess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustEndTheSuffering Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the Jets were a plane they’d be this thing: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxgreen Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 28 minutes ago, HighPitch said: Such a negative thread but y not. if the were a boat, they be a renken if they were a car they would be a dodge diplomat if they were a beer they would be a meister brau if they were a rock star they would be dilbert mcclinton if they were a pistol the would be a hi point if they were an airline they would be a spirit if they were a fast food place they would be a burger king if they were a watch they would be a casio if they were a microphone they would be a nady if they were a wrestler they would be SD jones if they were a tv they would be an emerson if they were a porn star they be zev bellringer ok enough 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets0712 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the Jets were a gm. Looking for the perfect QB............He would have to be a guyWho is color blind with a noodle arm who sends dik pics while getting his jaw broken while buttfumbling contracting mono. That’s the guy I want!!! Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockeJET Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the Jets were a rock star, they'd be Kurt Cobain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockeJET Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the Jets were an STD, they would be all of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the Jets were a Thanksgiving side dish, they’d be @GREENBEAN casserole! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockeJET Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the Jets were a part of the body, they would be the butthole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENBEAN Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 56 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: If the Jets were a Thanksgiving side dish, they’d be @GREENBEAN casserole! Indeed they would! :0) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangerous Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 16 hours ago, jetstream23 said: If the Jets were a NFC team they'd be the Lions. oddly the one nfc team they've had more success than are the lions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Cowbell Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the were a tree, they'd still be an acorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 12 hours ago, Wonderboy said: Thanks for the memories of diarrhea followed by 3 bottles of pepto bismol. White castle are da bomb 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolchak Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the Jets were a Sports Reporter, they'd be Manish Mehta. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 14 minutes ago, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said: White castle are da bomb Man, that’s a great start. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section314 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the Jets were a blind date they'd be Roseanne Barr. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
predator_05 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 20 hours ago, Kleckineau said: If the Jets were a hot woman she would end up keying your car and giving you herpes. You mean...if the Jets were a movie character, they'd be.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68JET11 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 If the JETS were a football team we might actually be happy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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