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44 minutes ago, slimjasi said:

I haven't had one since I was a teenager, but I remember loving them

What can I say

After decades since my last one, and psyching myself into the novelty, I went in for one about 3 years ago. It was disgusting.

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46 minutes ago, slimjasi said:

I haven't had one since I was a teenager, but I remember loving them

What can I say

When I use to smoke I loves them but I’d also eat 7/11 hotdogs and think they were good. Now I wouldn’t touch either. 

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1 hour ago, peebag said:

Were you seriously injured?

Only emotionally

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If the Jets were a comfort food they'd be 10 White Castle burgers cooked by recently released mental hospital inmates at 3AM in the morning.

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15 minutes ago, Big_Slick said:

If the Jets were a comfort food they'd be 10 White Castle burgers cooked by recently released mental hospital inmates at 3AM in the morning.

You have to admit when you’re eating WC or WM burgers at 3am piss drunk 

 

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6 minutes ago, New York Mick said:

You have to admit when you’re eating WC or WM burgers at 3am piss drunk 

 

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Only until you sober up the next morning.

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6 minutes ago, Big_Slick said:

Only until you sober up the next morning.

Then you hope the toilet is free because you’re going to need it. 

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If the Jets had a dick, they'd be my uncle. 

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1 hour ago, Big_Slick said:

If the Jets were a comfort food they'd be 10 White Castle burgers cooked by recently released mental hospital inmates at 3AM in the morning.

Oddly specific....

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1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Oddly specific....

Yeah.  If it really was a mental health short order kitchen.  It wouldn't be staffed half the time and the head chief would constantly be re-writing the budget for the cooking ingredients.

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If the Jets were a GM, they would be John Idzik.

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If the Jets were a football team they'd hire JD......Oh they did!

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1 hour ago, New York Mick said:

You have to admit when you’re eating WC or WM burgers at 3am piss drunk 

 

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Thanks for the memories of diarrhea followed by 3 bottles of pepto bismol.

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JoeWilly 12: If the Jets were a Super Bowl Champion they wouldn't win another for 51 years.

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Such a negative thread but y not.

if the were a boat, they be a renken

 

if they were a car they would be a  dodge diplomat

if they were a beer they would be a meister brau

if they were a rock star they would be dilbert mcclinton

if they were a pistol the would be a hi point

if they were an airline they would be a spirit

if they were a fast food place they would be a burger king

if they were a watch they would be a casio

if they were a microphone they would be a nady

if they were a wrestler they would be  SD jones

if they were a tv they would be an emerson

if they were a porn star they be zev bellringer

ok enough

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28 minutes ago, HighPitch said:

Such a negative thread but y not.

if the were a boat, they be a renken

 

if they were a car they would be a  dodge diplomat

if they were a beer they would be a meister brau

if they were a rock star they would be dilbert mcclinton

if they were a pistol the would be a hi point

if they were an airline they would be a spirit

if they were a fast food place they would be a burger king

if they were a watch they would be a casio

if they were a microphone they would be a nady

if they were a wrestler they would be  SD jones

if they were a tv they would be an emerson

if they were a porn star they be zev bellringer

ok enough

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If the Jets were a gm. Looking for the perfect QB............
He would have to be a guy
Who is color blind with a noodle arm who sends dik pics while getting his jaw broken while buttfumbling contracting mono. That’s the guy I want!!!


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If the Jets were a rock star,  they'd be Kurt Cobain. 

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If the Jets were an STD, they would be all of them. 

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If the Jets were a Thanksgiving side dish, they’d be @GREENBEAN casserole!

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If the Jets were a part of the body, they would be the butthole.

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56 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

If the Jets were a Thanksgiving side dish, they’d be @GREENBEAN casserole!

Indeed they would!  :0) 

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16 hours ago, jetstream23 said:

If the Jets were a NFC team they'd be the Lions.

oddly the one nfc team they've had more success than are the lions.

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If the Jets were a Sports Reporter, they'd be Manish Mehta. 

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14 minutes ago, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said:

White castle are da bomb

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Man, that’s a great start. 

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20 hours ago, Kleckineau said:

If the Jets were a hot woman she would end up keying your car and giving you herpes.

You mean...if the Jets were a movie character, they'd be....

 

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If the JETS were a football team we might actually be happy...

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