Popular Post JiFtheOracle Posted May 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2020 You think you got enough game to hang with the legendary Billy Hoyle and Sidney Deane? Sign up here. But let it be known, this aint no country club bull sh*t you're used to, out here, the ball move 1-2 inches depending on the wind. So get your warm up on, do some stretching and tighten up the game because The King and the Duck are waiting... Roster: as many as we like, I can adjust to size of game. 1. Crusher aka The Beef - with his wide body and killer farts - nobody clears the lane better 2. Barry McCockinner aka the Pentetrator - drives the lane hard, all game long 3. Arsis aka The Bruiser - quickest to throw his gloves on the ice and this aint even hockey 4. AVM aka the Master or Chaos -put him on your best scorer and covers you like an umbrella 5. Stark aka the Motivator - if it werent for him, there wouldnt be no game 6. JF80 aka the Microwave - having a hard time getting it in the hole? This guy has the quickest shot on planet! Just wait 3 second and instant offense baby! 7. DRP aka Peg Leg - he may look like he's in in a drunken trippin stuper with one good arm one good leg but peep that hook shot 8. Kdels aka the Drive-Thru - he's always open and quick to serve just dont over indulge. 9. Smashmouth aka The Distributor - dishes out passes like he dishes out bad logic 10. Jville aka Silent Assassin - you barely know he's in the game until he ices it from down town 11. Jetscode aka 8ball - he's got magic, you just never which kind of magic you're going to get 12. Nolder aka Sleepy McGee - is he sleeping on the end of the bench or just resting his eyes? 13. Pac aka the Donkey - thinks he's the greatest ever but he's never even hit rim 14. Ape aka the Baboon - his damage is done with his mouth but the real art to his game is his colorful anus 15. Jets aka the Clown - you think his unorthodox game is funny, till he's dunking on your head. 16. CTM aka the Monster - dont let him in the game, he'll ruin everything 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 In 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 in 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 I'm in. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 29, 2020 Author Share Posted May 29, 2020 @Stark - if you can squeeze in the time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 23 minutes ago, Arsis said: I'm in. I know 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stark Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 5 hours ago, JiF said: @Stark - if you can squeeze in the time... I’m in. Baby had heart surgery yesterday. He is recovering so I should have time as long as nothing comes up. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 In, and aroused. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: In, and aroused. Damn, this is going to take awhile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 @HessStation @Integrity28 @Bleedin Green @Leelou @SMC @Lily @Verbal@Jets Voice of Reason @Dan. @Lizard King @Dicetosser @Pac @Smashmouth @Jetscode1 @CTM@deckerfan @DPR @WWWWombat @Spoot-Face @GATA @Nolder @Song of Ice and Fire @Vicious89x @Sharrow @StraightCash @deckerfan @A.J. @Doggin94it @Kaylee @OH NO.....ITS ZANDER!!!!!! @Hallia @Chimp the Pimp @HelenOfTroy @Krak @Pralaya @SR24 @Drums @JustEndTheSuffering @BUM-KNEE @jvill 51 @pdxgreen @32EBoozer @JustEndTheSuffering @Beaver @kdels62 @ID. @CanadaSteve @Klecko73isGod @TeddEY @Lemon Dawg @LemonTree @LemonTree. @T0mShane @BrickTamland @greenwichjetfan @RAYRAYon WolfAnal @Hackenberg - Banned @Falcon63 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DPR Posted May 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2020 I only respond to @'s if you say them 3 times. In 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Stark said: I’m in. Baby had heart surgery yesterday. He is recovering so I should have time as long as nothing comes up. Glad he’s into recovery. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 @Nolder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kdels62 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 What is a quince, Alex? I am in. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, kdels62 said: What is a quince, Alex? I am in. Welcome back, kdels! You just couldn't quit us, could you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 29, 2020 Author Share Posted May 29, 2020 Updating roster to reflect adds and everyone bball nicknames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post T0mShane Posted May 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2020 42 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: @HessStation @Integrity28 @Bleedin Green @Leelou @SMC @Lily @Verbal@Jets Voice of Reason @Dan. @Lizard King @Dicetosser @Pac @Smashmouth @Jetscode1 @CTM@deckerfan @DPR @WWWWombat @Spoot-Face @GATA @Nolder @Song of Ice and Fire @Vicious89x @Sharrow @StraightCash @deckerfan @A.J. @Doggin94it @Kaylee @OH NO.....ITS ZANDER!!!!!! @Hallia @Chimp the Pimp @HelenOfTroy @Krak @Pralaya @SR24 @Drums @JustEndTheSuffering @BUM-KNEE @jvill 51 @pdxgreen @32EBoozer @JustEndTheSuffering @Beaver @kdels62 @ID. @CanadaSteve @Klecko73isGod @TeddEY @Lemon Dawg @LemonTree @LemonTree. @T0mShane @BrickTamland @greenwichjetfan @RAYRAYon WolfAnal @Hackenberg - Banned @Falcon63 Go lick an armrest in the waiting room at Hempstead Hospital, you jerks 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drums Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 This looks awesome but I have the other one starting up June 1st so I don't think I'll be able to keep up with both. Keep me in mind as a sub if needed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Go lick an armrest in the waiting room at Hempstead Hospital, you jerks No personal attacks please. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdels62 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 33 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Welcome back, kdels! You just couldn't quit us, could you. I got swamped with work and school before and couldn’t do all that, draft research (as a hobby), and play mafia. So i dropped mafia and decided to be a diva about it 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said: @HessStation @Integrity28 @Bleedin Green @Leelou @SMC @Lily @Verbal@Jets Voice of Reason @Dan. @Lizard King @Dicetosser @Pac @Smashmouth @Jetscode1 @CTM@deckerfan @DPR @WWWWombat @Spoot-Face @GATA @Nolder @Song of Ice and Fire @Vicious89x @Sharrow @StraightCash @deckerfan @A.J. @Doggin94it @Kaylee @OH NO.....ITS ZANDER!!!!!! @Hallia @Chimp the Pimp @HelenOfTroy @Krak @Pralaya @SR24 @Drums @JustEndTheSuffering @BUM-KNEE @jvill 51 @pdxgreen @32EBoozer @JustEndTheSuffering @Beaver @kdels62 @ID. @CanadaSteve @Klecko73isGod @TeddEY @Lemon Dawg @LemonTree @LemonTree. @T0mShane @BrickTamland @greenwichjetfan @RAYRAYon WolfAnal @Hackenberg - Banned @Falcon63 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smashmouth Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 54 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Go lick an armrest in the waiting room at Hempstead Hospital, you jerks calm down you pinko fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 @Nolder 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 15 minutes ago, Smashmouth said: in Last person I would ever imagine playing basketball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jetsfan80 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 1 hour ago, The Crusher said: Last person I would ever imagine playing basketball If he was an NBA player, he'd be the first player to pick up 2 Techs in the first 3 minutes of a game. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 11 hours ago, JiF said: 6. JF80 aka the Microwave - having a hard time getting it in the hole? This guy has the quickest shot on planet! Just wait 3 second and instant offense baby! You have no idea how good of a scouting report this is. In my heyday in pickup games there were games where I couldn't miss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 10 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: You have no idea how good of a scouting report this is. In my heyday in pickup games there were games where I couldn't miss! Actually I picture you doing your own play by play as you ball 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 I still dont know who won last game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 In. I want a gun, please do NOT let me down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 I’ll play, if Jif doesn’t have me on his people he bad mouths then plays victim list anymore. His call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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