WMCJ Mafia Game Thread

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36 minutes ago, Arsis said:

Vote Ape.

 

 Before his wife's boyfriend takes his computer away and he can't play anymore

Ape as a smiling cuckold taking out his hostility about it online could explain 3 of his 7 personality disorders 

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Didn't anyones role email require them to send dick pics to the mod before being given or was that just me 

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Just now, The Crusher said:

If the dude is white? Then the other 4. 

Lmao.. too funny

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1 hour ago, Nolder said:

Anyone here besides me actually been to Venice Beach before? @JiF?

Yes a bunch, I lived in playa del Rey for awhile in 2000s

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1 hour ago, jvill 51 said:

Vote Pac because I’m town. If you’re town, you should vote Pac too.

^ solid logic 

Vote pac

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3 hours ago, Nolder said:

Cool. Yeah Venice isn't really that fun imo. Santa Monica used to be nice but it's too crowded now. If I wanted to go to the beach I'd either go to Long Beach or maybe Malibu or even so far as Santa Barbra depending on what kind of day I have planned. Venice is just weirdo central lol.

In 2004 in Venice I saw what remains to this day the most vulgar tshirt ive ever seen worn by some guy with a point mohawk in venice. It was all black in in white letters said "jesus is a c*nt". Couldnt believe someone would wear that in public 

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4 minutes ago, Arsis said:

That's a band shirt from a really really sh*tty "black metal" band. The band isn't even metal it's just try hard garbage that was semi popular in the early aughts.

Haha really? I never knew.. I wasnt offended just kinda surprised nobody else was either. 

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13 hours ago, Integrity28 said:

Interesting take. As part of a pm exchange this cane up, but you’re not part of that exchange. So there’s some back channel going on here... possibly in QT. If you’re scum I can immediately point to who would have told thus to you.

unvote vote 80

What kind of fart sniffer would reveal details from PMs, the P stands for private!

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What is a day 1 pac lynch?

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1 hour ago, GATA said:

So going through all those pages was pretty futile. 

 

So who what where and why in 1 sentence.

What are deez robot nutz?

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4 hours ago, GATA said:

swinging is very popular now

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2 minutes ago, Pac said:

been consumed with work, house hunting, and the craziness of the last couple weeks.

I'm in fact not scum but I'm also not someone anyone has to worry about lynching.  no qualms with the game and if I'm around long enough I'm sure I'll get into it and solve it but just kind of hangin' on the periphery atm.

^76.3% body fat 

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48 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Sounds like a classy lady!

I tried to chart out that complex web of friends of friends ex's and I'm pretty sure shes referring to Jif

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8 hours ago, Pac said:

^ 4% Jim Beam,  11% psychedelics, 85% as shole.

Gfy

I dont drink Jim beam, how dare you 

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42 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

@CTMprobably drove to some podunk town with no internet that has an open strip club to shove a handful  of dollars into some strippers G string just south of her cesarean scar. Stimulating the economy of you will. 

Lol I'm in knoxville and just ate and had drinks in a restaurant for the first time in months 

No strippys tho my tinder is buzzing a lot 

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49 minutes ago, GATA said:

Lol how did that post even have substance? 
 

honestly, I tried getting ppl to say anything relevant but no one paid mind to me tagging them 🤷🏻‍♀️

Tagabot is so 2019. Yawn

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21 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

One of my best friends uses this for mad Tinder wins. 20/4/1

@gatabot I take back the previous insult, please decode those numbers for me and transmit meaning post haste

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3 minutes ago, Drums said:

Okay, why are you voting Pac and who would you like to see the other train be?

Why aren't you voting pac is the better question. The dude has gained 3 lbs since this morning panic eating ... for the love of god harpoon teh fat **** now so he can go back to thinking about getting to exercising on his elliptical tomorrow or monday the latest 

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3 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

He says he swipes 20, meets 4 and bangs 1. Like clockwork. For like 8 years straight! Kid you not. Hysterical average dude too. It’s really fascinating to me, I met Mrs Crusher before online dating was really a thing. Think a friend of mine met a fat girl off AOL dating (?) and asked her if she had a friend for me like right after my divorce. I took one look at the chick he met and decided just cause I like the taste of bacon doesn’t mean I want to bang a pig. 

Well I've never done this till covid lockdowns and it's been a pretty bad idea. I'm pretty relaxed about my covid risk but I'm also not willing to go suck face with some tinder slag either 

 

And that's a great system lol

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1 hour ago, Drums said:

One more question, if there was one other person you would vote besides Pac who would it be?

Who is ape? 

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I'm away at our 3PL and wont be around for deadline. Sorry all.

 

 

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10 minutes ago, DPR said:

Vote CTM

GTH, I figure he's our best shot for doing his patented disappearing-when-scum act. I waited to see if he'd show up this morning, but he didn't, so town doesn't lose much if he's not scum. 

Lol that is so not a thing you fool.

I am not a safe lynch though

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Tomorrow is going to be rough for me as well with meetings, then I'm going on vacation buy will be able to check in

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2 hours ago, GATA said:

@CTM @Pac you guys scum w/ AVM?

Am I still alive ? I'm town. 

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1 hour ago, GATA said:

forgot ok so no tinfoiling GF till endgame ... 

Gatabot.Game.Summary.Print()

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I decided to spend tge rest of week in Tn and weekend in Asheville NC with my hippy hipster hybrid peeps. But TN = some crazy ass hillbillies. You'd think word of the pandemic hadn't reached any of them.. almost nobody wearing masks, god bless them

I was out side Memphis for work in MS, and same there, but I didnt wear one either. Day 2 I get to office and find out one of the guys I spent 6 hrs in a conference room with got sent home the following morning for covid testing 

Luckily my diet of red wine,  kale and berries should make me super immune but still, didnt take long for my first potential posure lol. 

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On a positive note. Just had freaken amazing pecan pie and going to finally get to ride a mountain coaster 

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15 minutes ago, Stark said:

Lol. Memphis and MS there is unique. For sure. 
 

I was just over border in MS, most of warehouses staff from memphis 

Plus kale salad doesnt do much to dilute wine

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20 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Thank you noble  Ape

He a noble cuck 4 sure

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9 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

Just booked my flight. 

Haha. I'm already on I-95s

This reminds me I originally intended to spend the weekend in the fulf coast of Florida. Turns out ny/nj people need to stay in hotel room for 2 weeks under a mandatory quarantine.  

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1 hour ago, JiF said:

If you avoid Broadway and the bachelor/bachelorette parties, Nashville actually has some cool parts to it. 

 

It seems to be booming, construction all over the place.

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Jesus.. you guys are quick lol

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7 minutes ago, GATA said:

I'm guessing with 10 players alive the 6 votes is required to lynch I need to meet 75% off that to shoot someone at night.

What is incoherent babble?

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1 minute ago, GATA said:

@Pac @CTM  @Stark @kdels62 @JustEndTheSuffering @The Crusher @Jetscode1 @Drums @jvill 51

What is tagabot?

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2 hours ago, Stark said:

they have been and will be for a while.... city is growing like crazy... it is nice and a pain all at once.

Are you living out here ? I'm thinking of buying a bunch of acres and starting a cult