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On the courts of Venice Beach, looks can be deceiving and if you make your living gambling on your game, then you have to be wary of hustlers like yourself.  Sidney Deane learned the hard way when he was hustled by a slow geeky white chump named Billy Hoyle.  Sidney being the opportunist he is, saw the he could leverage Billy's chumpness to hustle others players in the area.  Billy and Sidney were cruising, quickly becoming the best 2 man game in the area.  The only 2 they need to beat to own the courts once and for all were the legendary King and Duck.  The King and Duck are ruthless and will do anything to preserve the legacy.   Can Billy and Sidney come together to unseat the greatest to ever run the courts?  We shall see but that's not the only thing they need to worry about.  You see, Billy has some debts that he hasnt paid and he's being hunted by 2 brothers who will do anything to collect what their owned.

Billy and Sidney have some allies but is it enough to help them survive these mean streets?  

Lets toss the ball at center court and find out! 

Game on! 

 

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Please do me a favor and respond to the PM, for some reason it was being a little wonky and I want to make sure everyone received their role.

 

 

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It's now D1.

With 16 players alive, it take 9 to put someone on the bench...for good! 

Good luck! 

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On 6/1/2020 at 8:42 AM, The Crusher said:

No player list? 

 

vote APE

1. Crusher aka The Beef - with his wide body and killer farts - nobody clears the lane better

2. Barry McCockinner aka the Pentetrator - drives the lane hard, all game long

3. Arsis aka The Bruiser - quickest to throw his gloves on the ice and this aint even hockey

4. AVM aka the Master or Chaos -put him on your best scorer and covers you like an umbrella 

5. Stark aka the Motivator - if it werent for him, there wouldnt be no game 

6. JF80 aka the Microwave - having a hard time getting it in the hole?  This guy has the quickest shot on planet!  Just wait 3 second and instant offense baby! 

7. DRP aka Peg Leg - he may look like he's in in a drunken trippin stuper with one good arm one good leg but peep that hook shot

8. Kdels aka the Drive-Thru - he's always open and quick to serve just dont over indulge. 

9. GATA aka The Distributor (Smash) - dishes out passes like he dishes out bad logic

10.  Jville aka Silent Assassin - you barely know he's in the game until he ices it from down town

11. Jetscode aka 8ball - he's got magic, you just never which kind of magic you're going to get

12. Drums aka Sleepy McGee (Nolder)- is he sleeping on the end of the bench or just resting his eyes?  

13. Pac aka the Donkey - thinks he's the greatest ever but he's never even hit rim

14. Ape aka the Baboon - his damage is done with his mouth but the real art to his game is his colorful anus

15. Jets aka the Clown - you think his unorthodox game is funny, till he's dunking on your head.

16.  CTM aka the Monster - dont let him in the game, he'll ruin everything

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Day 1 vote count:

Ape (1) - Crusher

Nolder (1) - Barry

with 16 players alive, it takes 9 votes to bench!

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2 hours ago, Nolder said:

Cool. Yeah Venice isn't really that fun imo. Santa Monica used to be nice but it's too crowded now. If I wanted to go to the beach I'd either go to Long Beach or maybe Malibu or even so far as Santa Barbra depending on what kind of day I have planned. Venice is just weirdo central lol.

Just floated down the Ichetucknee river with a friend and her brother who lives in Venice.  I was like, why?  Of all the places to live in Cali, you picked that sh*t hole?  I didnt actually say that but thought it, ya know?

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Official Day 1 vote count:

Ape (5) - Crusher, Arsis, JF80, JETS, Nold

Nolder (1) - Barry

DPR (1) - Stark 

Pac (3) - Jville, CTM, JC

JiF (1) - Ape

with 16 players alive, it takes 9 votes to bench!

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Official Day 1 vote count:

Ape (5) - Crusher, Arsis, JF80, JETS, Nold

Nolder (1) - Barry

DPR (1) - Stark 

Barry (1) - DPR

Pac (3) - Jville, CTM, JC

80 (1) - Ape

JiF (1) - AVM? 

with 16 players alive, it takes 9 votes to bench!

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1 hour ago, CTM said:

In 2004 in Venice I saw what remains to this day the most vulgar tshirt ive ever seen worn by some guy with a point mohawk in venice. It was all black in in white letters said "jesus is a c*nt". Couldnt believe someone would wear that in public 

I was there around 2010 and I saw; a man taking kicks to the nuts for 3$, a man taking slaps to the face for $1 and a man who would lick the bottom of your shoes for 1$. 

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Jesus 80, you miss your thread, huh? 

lol 

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Official Day 1 vote count:

Ape (4) - Crusher, Arsis, JF80, JETS,

Jville (1) - Barry

DPR (2) - Stark, AVM

Barry (2) - DPR, Kdels

Pac (3) - Jville, CTM, JC

80 (1) - Nolder

AVM (1) - DPR

with 16 players alive, it takes 9 votes to bench!

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Official Day 1 vote count:

Ape (4) - Crusher, Arsis, JF80, JETS,

DPR (2) - Stark, AVM

Barry (1) - Kdels

Pac (4) - Jville, CTM, JC, Barry

AVM (1) - DPR

with 16 players alive, it takes 9 votes to bench!

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14 minutes ago, Nolder said:

Actually I'm just assuming that's a mistake so I'll ask, is that vc correct @JiF?

I corrected it 

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6 pages in 4 days?  Maybe we did need a break.  Lol

I hate them but do we need Deadline? 

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Mod Note:

 

Gata has replaced Smash 

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Good news is; her b-ball nickname didn’t need to change

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Deadline 4pm Friday 6/5 

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41 minutes ago, GATA said:

JUST FYI I can't vote @Nolder unless I'm 100% sure he's scum on day 1 even if it's a joke. Even if I think he's a joke because if not I'll get another angry PM about how he will rage quit mafia. I have receipts lol. 

Anyway, Hi NOLDER 👋 Thanks for sending me that PM like a month & 1/2 ago.

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Pretty unnecessary 

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Super hung over, it was my bday yesterday, wife threw me a surprise party, got really wasted, paying for it today.  Probably going to drink a bloody, hair of the dog and all.   This might be right, if not, gfy.....or just let me know and I'll fix it.

 

Official Day 1 vote count:

Ape (3) - Arsis, JF80, JETS,

DPR (2) - Stark, AVM

Arsis (2) - Crusher, Barry

Barry (1) - Kdels

Pac (4) - Jville, CTM, JC, Nold

AVM (1) - DPR

with 16 players alive, it takes 9 votes to bench!

 

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4 minutes ago, GATA said:

Happy Birthday @JiF what type of Hammer is this game?

The type when you reached majority, someone is lynched.  

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Just now, GATA said:

If we don't ?

Random

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Mod Update:  my hangover is getting better.  I'm playing 18 at 3pm.  Therefore, will not be around at my proposed deadline.  I will give you the weekend and set the deadlline for 3 pm Monday and I need a replacement for Nolder if anyone wants in that's reading along.

 

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1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

Hawt, best mod ever. You other beta mods take note please. This is how it’s done bitches!!!!!!!!

high five wesley snipes GIF by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

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And we just got rained out...

son bitch!

Still waiting till Monday..

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@DPR - I have you not voting right now since the last vote the I saw from you was on Nold.  ❤️

 

Official Day 1 vote count:

Ape (1) - JF80

DPR (1) -  AVM

Arsis (2) - Arsis, Stark

Barry (1) - JC

Pac (4) - Jville, CTM, Gata, Crush

JC (4) - Barry, Drums, Jets, Kdels

with 16 players alive, it takes 9 votes to bench

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Got some really exciting Bourbons for my Bday that I havent tried yet.

Jefferson's Reserve Straight Bourbon Very Old Whiskey | Quality ...

The Shin Japanese Malt Whisky 10 Year | Total Wine & More

Hudson Baby Bourbon Whiskey Price & Reviews | Drizly

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Official Day 1 vote count:

Ape (1) - JF80

DPR (1) -  AVM

Arsis (2) - Arsis, Stark

Barry (1) - JC

Pac (4) - Jville, CTM, Gata, Crush

JC (3) - Barry, Jets, Kdels

Jets (1) - Drums

with 16 players alive, it takes 9 votes to bench

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4 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

@JiF I have a favor to ask - could you update the original list of players to note who the replacements were? Thanks.

Done 

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1 hour ago, Barry McCockinner said:

I was hoping you'd change it to have the original and the replacement listed ...

There have been 2 subs, you can’t keep up?

jeez fine 

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12 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

I appreciate you going through all the trouble to document this for us. I'm sure it was incredibly difficult for you.

EAD

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Official Day 1 vote count:

Ape (1) - JF80

DPR (4) -  AVM, Ape, Crusher, Jville

Arsis (2) - Arsis, Stark

Barry (1) - JC

Pac (2) - JCTM Gata,

JC (3) - Barry, Jets, Kdels

Kdels (1) - Drums

with 16 players alive, it takes 9 votes to bench

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Deadline 3pm Today!

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Official Day 1 vote count:

Ape (1) - JF80

DPR (5) -  AVM, Ape, Crusher, Jville, Arsis

Barry (2) - JC, Kdels

Pac (1) - CTM

JC (2) - Barry, Jets, 

Kdels (1) - Drums

with 16 players alive, it takes 9 votes to bench 

Deadline 3pm today

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