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22 minutes ago, JiF said:

1. Crusher aka The Beef - with his wide body and killer farts - nobody clears the lane better

2. Barry McCockinner aka the Pentetrator - drives the lane hard, all game long

3. Arsis aka The Bruiser - quickest to throw his gloves on the ice and this aint even hockey

4. AVM aka the Master or Chaos -put him on your best scorer and covers you like an umbrella 

5. Stark aka the Motivator - if it werent for him, there wouldnt be no game 

6. JF80 aka the Microwave - having a hard time getting it in the hole?  This guy has the quickest shot on planet!  Just wait 3 second and instant offense baby! 

7. DRP aka Peg Leg - he may look like he's in in a drunken trippin stuper with one good arm one good leg but peep that hook shot

8. Kdels aka the Drive-Thru - he's always open and quick to serve just dont over indulge. 

9. Smashmouth aka The Distributor - dishes out passes like he dishes out bad logic

10.  Jville aka Silent Assassin - you barely know he's in the game until he ices it from down town

11. Jetscode aka 8ball - he's got magic, you just never which kind of magic you're going to get

12. Nolder aka Sleepy McGee - is he sleeping on the end of the bench or just resting his eyes?  

13. Pac aka the Donkey - thinks he's the greatest ever but he's never even hit rim

14. Ape aka the Baboon - his damage is done with his mouth but the real art to his game is his colorful anus

15. Jets aka the Clown - you think his unorthodox game is funny, till he's dunking on your head.

16.  CTM aka the Monster - dont let him in the game, he'll ruin everything

Thanks baby. 

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Just now, CTM said:

Ape as a smiling cuckold taking out his hostility about it online could explain 3 of his 7 personality disorders 

If the dude is white? Then the other 4. 

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13 minutes ago, CTM said:

Didn't anyones role email require them to send dick pics to the mod before being given or was that just me 

Yes. I thought I was special.

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4 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

Vote ape 

Good vote. ITADY?

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13 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Vote Jif

Bastard mod check. @Pac  

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1 hour ago, Arsis said:

  ^ awkward scum post ^ LOL

Man you have been missed. I hope you continue to play after you take your new job and start banging everyones wives and girlfriends. Please make time for us still. 

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21 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Voting me off on D1 of a Jif modded game would be the perfect way to placate his gentle sensibilities. Do it.

 

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1 minute ago, DPR said:

I'm voting Barry

You spelled Ape wrong. The e is silent. 

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3 minutes ago, Nolder said:

Ohhhh I get it. You want me to do a twirl for the cameras?

 

*spins around*

 

Tee hee, how's that?😘

Dude your scaring me!

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9 minutes ago, JiF said:

I was there around 2010 and I saw; a man taking kicks to the nuts for 3$, a man taking slaps to the face for $1 and a man who would lick the bottom of your shoes for 1$. 

Shoe licker guy prolly getting $15 easy nowadays 

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7 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 


* you’re
@Verbal

 

You need better role models 

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29 minutes ago, DPR said:

Man, if you would have told me 10 years ago that in 10 years I'd be voluntarily spending time playing games with a Jesus loving hippie, a borderline sociopath with stalker tendencies, the former lead singer from Cradle Of Filth and all being supervised by a licensed physician, well, I would have figured my outfit would have been issued with extra long sleeves.

Instead, it's the most normal thing I've read all day. 

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Actually I think we have all peaked at this point. 

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32 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

I guess I missed some wild sh*t last game, eh?

 

41 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Boobies.

lana del rey yes GIF

Pretty much 

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Just now, Integrity28 said:

You also like hand delivering boners to middle aged men on the internet so they can fap.

I don’t need to be a lie detector this game  in order to know it’s true. 

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1 hour ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Can we lynch someone? I want to put in my NK.

@HessStation

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22 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Is the Ape dead yet?

Not from  a lack of trying. 

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30 minutes ago, DPR said:

This is the best case we have so far, yeah?

Hard to argue. Is the Ape dead yet?

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4 hours ago, DPR said:

What's the Cliff Notes version of the Ape case? 

Yes. 

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1 hour ago, Integrity28 said:

I’m trying to spend as little time online as necessary these days. Just getting caught up, and it seems not much has happened. 

Let me help. I am scum.

Knew it!

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9 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

I mean, if he lets you take the gag out, sure. That’d be grand!

Now that sounds like a party! 

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7 minutes ago, Pac said:

I'm Apes scum mate.

For life?

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41 minutes ago, JiF said:

Deadline 4pm Friday 6/5 

Wut?

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1 hour ago, Arsis said:

What's the issue with joke voting someone every game? Why is it a problem. It takes at least 6 other people to lynch even in a small game. Seems a silly thing to pm someone about.

unvote vote arsis

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21 minutes ago, GATA said:

That’s how they feel when they catch the clap lol 😆 

You know this.. uhh why?

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7 hours ago, CTM said:

Gfy

I dont drink Jim beam, how dare you 

I’m still laughing that he went with that. Jim Beam. Think about it, would really go well with bird seed bars and kale chips. 

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5 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

I’m a safe lynch. Cowards.

I would rather fondle you vigorously throughout the game  at this point. Let’s kill Arsis, he’s needed at his new job to provide penis for anyone married with a lackluster love life. His versatility is legendary. 

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1 minute ago, JiF said:

Super hung over, it was my bday yesterday, wife threw me a surprise party, got really wasted, paying for it today.  Probably going to drink a bloody, hair of the dog and all.   This might be right, if not, gfy.....or just let me know and I'll fix it.

 

Official Day 1 vote count:

Ape (3) - Arsis, JF80, JETS,

DPR (2) - Stark, AVM

Arsis (2) - Crusher, Barry

Barry (1) - Kdels

Pac (4) - Jville, CTM, JC, Nold

AVM (1) - DPR

with 16 players alive, it takes 9 votes to bench!

 

Happy birthday baby boy! Love your soul and hole!

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25 minutes ago, Stark said:

 

Jim Beam is piss.... i have a friend of mine, great golfer, loves Beam. I told him if thats what I had to drink to be a 6 handicap I'll pass, stuff is bad.

 

Have you tried it with a birdseed bar and kale chips chaser? 

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23 minutes ago, Arsis said:

I don't start my new job until July 20th. I got plently of cock and STD for all of you in the mean time!

 

Unvote vote arsis

 

I'm batman! You found me!

I’ll take a double please! 

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6 minutes ago, JiF said:

Mod Update:  my hangover is getting better.  I'm playing 18 at 3pm.  Therefore, will not be around at my proposed deadline.  I will give you the weekend and set the deadlline for 3 pm Monday and I need a replacement for Nolder if anyone wants in that's reading along.

 

Hawt, best mod ever. You other beta mods take note please. This is how it’s done bitches!!!!!!!!

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Just now, JiF said:

high five wesley snipes GIF by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

You work it gurl!!!

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Arsis said:

Cuck is a man who watches other men have sex with their wives and enjoys it.

Wait! That’s bad? 

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3 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

I don’t think we need to split hairs. I’m the first kind. Let Arsis make his play. I’m certainly curious to see where it goes.

I raised a stepdaughter. Want to be roomies at Cuckold academy? 

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