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On the courts of Venice Beach, looks can be deceiving and if you make your living gambling on your game, then you have to be wary of hustlers like yourself.  Sidney Deane learned the hard way when he was hustled by a slow geeky white chump named Billy Hoyle.  Sidney being the opportunist he is, saw the he could leverage Billy's chumpness to hustle others players in the area.  Billy and Sidney were cruising, quickly becoming the best 2 man game in the area.  The only 2 they need to beat to own the courts once and for all were the legendary King and Duck.  The King and Duck are ruthless and will do anything to preserve the legacy.   Can Billy and Sidney come together to unseat the greatest to ever run the courts?  We shall see but that's not the only thing they need to worry about.  You see, Billy has some debts that he hasnt paid and he's being hunted by 2 brothers who will do anything to collect what their owned.

Billy and Sidney have some allies but is it enough to help them survive these mean streets?  

Lets toss the ball at center court and find out! 

Game on! 

 

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Please do me a favor and respond to the PM, for some reason it was being a little wonky and I want to make sure everyone received their role.

 

 

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It's now D1.

With 16 players alive, it take 9 to put someone on the bench...for good! 

Good luck! 

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No player list? 

 

vote APE

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Is the APE dead yet?

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On 6/1/2020 at 8:42 AM, The Crusher said:

No player list? 

 

vote APE

1. Crusher aka The Beef - with his wide body and killer farts - nobody clears the lane better

2. Barry McCockinner aka the Pentetrator - drives the lane hard, all game long

3. Arsis aka The Bruiser - quickest to throw his gloves on the ice and this aint even hockey

4. AVM aka the Master or Chaos -put him on your best scorer and covers you like an umbrella 

5. Stark aka the Motivator - if it werent for him, there wouldnt be no game 

6. JF80 aka the Microwave - having a hard time getting it in the hole?  This guy has the quickest shot on planet!  Just wait 3 second and instant offense baby! 

7. DRP aka Peg Leg - he may look like he's in in a drunken trippin stuper with one good arm one good leg but peep that hook shot

8. Kdels aka the Drive-Thru - he's always open and quick to serve just dont over indulge. 

9. GATA aka The Distributor (Smash) - dishes out passes like he dishes out bad logic

10.  Jville aka Silent Assassin - you barely know he's in the game until he ices it from down town

11. Jetscode aka 8ball - he's got magic, you just never which kind of magic you're going to get

12. Drums aka Sleepy McGee (Nolder)- is he sleeping on the end of the bench or just resting his eyes?  

13. Pac aka the Donkey - thinks he's the greatest ever but he's never even hit rim

14. Ape aka the Baboon - his damage is done with his mouth but the real art to his game is his colorful anus

15. Jets aka the Clown - you think his unorthodox game is funny, till he's dunking on your head.

16.  CTM aka the Monster - dont let him in the game, he'll ruin everything

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Day 1 vote count:

Ape (1) - Crusher

Nolder (1) - Barry

with 16 players alive, it takes 9 votes to bench!

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22 minutes ago, JiF said:

1. Crusher aka The Beef - with his wide body and killer farts - nobody clears the lane better

2. Barry McCockinner aka the Pentetrator - drives the lane hard, all game long

3. Arsis aka The Bruiser - quickest to throw his gloves on the ice and this aint even hockey

4. AVM aka the Master or Chaos -put him on your best scorer and covers you like an umbrella 

5. Stark aka the Motivator - if it werent for him, there wouldnt be no game 

6. JF80 aka the Microwave - having a hard time getting it in the hole?  This guy has the quickest shot on planet!  Just wait 3 second and instant offense baby! 

7. DRP aka Peg Leg - he may look like he's in in a drunken trippin stuper with one good arm one good leg but peep that hook shot

8. Kdels aka the Drive-Thru - he's always open and quick to serve just dont over indulge. 

9. Smashmouth aka The Distributor - dishes out passes like he dishes out bad logic

10.  Jville aka Silent Assassin - you barely know he's in the game until he ices it from down town

11. Jetscode aka 8ball - he's got magic, you just never which kind of magic you're going to get

12. Nolder aka Sleepy McGee - is he sleeping on the end of the bench or just resting his eyes?  

13. Pac aka the Donkey - thinks he's the greatest ever but he's never even hit rim

14. Ape aka the Baboon - his damage is done with his mouth but the real art to his game is his colorful anus

15. Jets aka the Clown - you think his unorthodox game is funny, till he's dunking on your head.

16.  CTM aka the Monster - dont let him in the game, he'll ruin everything

Thanks baby. 

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VOTE DRP aka peg leg.... new guy

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LFG

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Vote Ape.

 


 Before his wife's boyfriend takes his computer away and he can't play anymore

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36 minutes ago, Arsis said:

Vote Ape.

 


 Before his wife's boyfriend takes his computer away and he can't play anymore

Ape as a smiling cuckold taking out his hostility about it online could explain 3 of his 7 personality disorders 

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Just now, CTM said:

Ape as a smiling cuckold taking out his hostility about it online could explain 3 of his 7 personality disorders 

If the dude is white? Then the other 4. 

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Didn't anyones role email require them to send dick pics to the mod before being given or was that just me 

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Just now, The Crusher said:

If the dude is white? Then the other 4. 

Lmao.. too funny

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I walk onto the court, toss my beautiful head of hair behind my head, look into each and every one of your eyes sensually and much longer than necessary, bite my lip and smile a little.

 

Hey. I'm here to play basketball.

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3 minutes ago, CTM said:

Didn't anyones role email require them to send dick pics to the mod before being given or was that just me 

You mean you didn't send them already when you signed up? No wonder he had to ask.

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13 minutes ago, CTM said:

Didn't anyones role email require them to send dick pics to the mod before being given or was that just me 

Yes. I thought I was special.

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Anyone here besides me actually been to Venice Beach before? @JiF?

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Vote Pac because I’m town. If you’re town, you should vote Pac too.

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57 minutes ago, CTM said:

Didn't anyones role email require them to send dick pics to the mod before being given or was that just me 

I did not but I always send a few as a courtesy when I get my role.

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18 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

I did not but I always send a few as a courtesy when I get my role.

@DPR must have been devastated when you sat the last game out

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23 minutes ago, Nolder said:

Anyone here besides me actually been to Venice Beach before?

About 10 years ago. Was packed and very commercialized, pretty disappointing honestly.

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4 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

@DPR must have been devastated when you sat the last game out

I just sent him some so he doesn't feel left out.

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22 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

I just sent him some so he doesn't feel left out.

Ufc 205 Thank You GIF by UFC

Vote Barry 

*Jealously is a wasted emotion

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5 minutes ago, DPR said:

Ufc 205 Thank You GIF by UFC

Vote Barry 

*Jealously is a wasted emotion

Wonderboy!

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37 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

About 10 years ago. Was packed and very commercialized, pretty disappointing honestly.

YEP lol

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1 hour ago, Nolder said:

Anyone here besides me actually been to Venice Beach before? @JiF?

Yes a bunch, I lived in playa del Rey for awhile in 2000s

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1 hour ago, jvill 51 said:

Vote Pac because I’m town. If you’re town, you should vote Pac too.

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^ solid logic 

Vote pac

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4 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

Vote ape 

Good vote. ITADY?

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3 hours ago, jvill 51 said:

Vote Pac because I’m town. If you’re town, you should vote Pac too.

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This guy gets it.  Vote Pac

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