Ozark Mafia Game Thread - Town Wins!

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Vote Jvill

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6 minutes ago, Drums said:

I think Jvill is too important as a town player to joke lynch day 1 even though I do want to pop his cherry so yeah not rushing into voting him

If we don't do it now it may never happen.  Dude is close to passing Crusher for "least likely to be lynched" in Mafia history.

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2 minutes ago, Drums said:

I don't but we won't have a chance of knowing if we lynch him immediately like what happened to Barry last game

You're next.

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1 minute ago, GATA said:

if it really gets close to that we can easily hop off if we believe his story

I already don't believe his story.  Die Jville, die.  

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Just now, Spoot-Face said:

Let's find out.

*Spoot-CoMod hits GATA-BOT repeatedly in the circuit board with a giant magnet until she is dead*

@Barry McCockinner Does ^this count?

 

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41 minutes ago, JiF said:

Sleep with women, achieve money!

 

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3 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

Eh I expected to get run up early. Certainly convenient cover for scum, I’m sure there’s one or two on there, but I also think there’s probably scum avoiding getting caught on the tail end of a lynch that’s not based on anything actually gameplay related.

"I'm sure there are scum on my train.  Then again, I'm also sure there are scum not on my train as well."

Thanks Jvill.

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1 minute ago, jvill 51 said:

Well if you would kindly provide the name of the scum QT again this would be a lot easier

 

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Jvill's gonna slip thru again, isn't he.

 

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Just now, Lizard King said:

^nudge 

Hell yeah its a nudge.  I want Jvill dead dead dead.  Haven't you been paying attention?

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39 minutes ago, Lizard King said:

Why weren’t you sooner to the train ..?

It was literally the first thing I did when I arrived in the game thread, lol.  

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39 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Took him 32 years to dip his wick. 

* 33

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20 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

Vote Jvill

That help ?

 

10 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

Not really, no

 

Tomato, Potato.

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4 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

Just NK me, it’ll be so much simpler

Last game I said in the QT we shouldn't NK you so you can get lynched.  I'm on a mission regardless of alignment.

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31 minutes ago, Arsis said:

Like the time you and your friends Jared from subway got arrested together.

 

23 minutes ago, Lizard King said:

How many pages before you quit on a preteen girl emo rant, remind us that you can squat your small frame in weight, and post a picture of a death metal band? Over under at 40. 

 

5 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

 

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, GATA said:

Lol why was it always easy to get you or Verb speed lynched ? 

Jvill is likable.

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3 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Nelly was at least memorable, even if for the wrong reasons. The worst might have to be between New Jim and the pudgy kid with glasses. Completely useless and uninteresting they were.

JarJar Binks was memorable too.  Doesn't mean I didn't want to choke him.

Yeah, Plop and Clark were useless.  It's like they thought they needed to add 2 new characters to make up for losing Ryan and Kelly.  Stupid.  The cast they had in place were more than enough to carry the show through to the end.

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11 hours ago, jvill 51 said:

 

11 hours ago, Arsis said:

False. Black bears.

11 hours ago, jvill 51 said:

Well that’s debatable

 

There are generally 2 schools of thought....

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4 hours ago, JiF said:

faux outrage

I didn't think Smash was capable of faking outrage.  

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1 hour ago, Nynaeve said:

pac isn't in the game?  lmfao

He's signed up for the previous few games but hasn't played in a long time.  

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1 hour ago, Drums said:

No offense jvill but I am against day 1 joke lynches and you may be dead if it wasn't for me. 

1) You're no fun.

2) You win no points from saving anyone from the noose.  I know "run em up and reveal" is frowned upon at times here, but you should have just let the train play out rather than trying to play savior.  

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50 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

@jvill 51 smush hasnt posted enough for me to form an opinion. Mostly bravado posts that are neither here nor there.

You love killing virgins but you won't vote Jvill who has never been lynched before?  C'mon Nyn!

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50 minutes ago, Drums said:

So I am forcing things but also not pushing hard enough for you

That's what @Arsis said

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23 minutes ago, Arsis said:

Fact: Bears eat beets

Bears do NOT eat beets....

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8 minutes ago, JiF said:

True.

Subtle defense noted.

Hard defense, more like.  I've missed Smash.

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5 minutes ago, Drums said:

No regrets. Also I just said I wouldn’t vote him as a joke lynch then got attacked. Sharing my thought turned into the savior thing

It was scummy.  No doubt about it.  Let Jvill defend himself.  He didn't and still doesn't need your help.  All you did was prevent us from getting information.  Even joke votes provide info.

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Just now, JiF said:

He's in my scum pile on that post alone. 

Smash is always scum, even when he's town.

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Just now, Drums said:

It is what it is at this point. You guys can keep going on about it though. 

We sure will.  You didn't let the Jvill train breathe then, and you're not letting things breathe now.  

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Just now, Drums said:

Ok then I’ll just go do other things I guess

Don't pout.  Your options aren't just to focus on the Jvill train or leave.  You have other choices.  Like casing others.  Posting your top 3.   Etc.  

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Can we lynch Jvill now?  FFS what's it gonna take.

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1 minute ago, Nynaeve said:

I'm not backing down from someone who's been playing scummy cause he's saying he's a PR. 

What's the rush to lynch him?  He's boxed in a bit now.  He'll have to vet whatever his role is eventually, or die.

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2 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

Oh sorry I was under the impression we were looking to lynch scum. My bad

If he's not scum and indeed has a town power role, he should be able to help us towards that end.

If he doesn't over the course of the game, he swings.  

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1 minute ago, Nynaeve said:

Or you know maybe he's lying. That's an option too.

I dont do half claims. He can do this and not get lynched while not risking a counter.

Scum doesn't like half claims either.

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On 6/22/2020 at 1:05 PM, Barry McCockinner said:

There are no restrictions for character or role reveals however; you should be very careful in doing so as there are people out there looking for some of you.

^^^ Also, recall this

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3 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

If he's telling the truth he's dead anyhow. You're talking out of your ass right now.

And?  What's wrong with the idea of forcing scum to have to decide what to do with him?  Why do scum's work for them?