Ozark Mafia Game Thread - Town Wins!

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vote jville

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Is the ape dead yet?

@Smashmouth who should I vote?

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Unvote

Vote crusher 

Why?

F A T

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super busy at work again, who'd have gueessed that various government agencies paying about 40k a year in unemployment would create disincentive to work

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I'm a relatively safe lynch. If not I'll play more intently when the game gets easier to follow, like last game when I prevented crusher from losing it for town 

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1 hour ago, Integrity28 said:

Exactly. It’s a perfect gif for you. The whole lean into it, then cry on the inside thing.

Stuff it dandie andie cuck a doodle

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I was in a casino one time

Politicians are scum****s 

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41 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Interpretation by everyone: goes emo super easy, then over-indexes on ‘faking it’ as damage control
 

It was a trap

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42 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

@Smashmouth

 

 

That's a mouth full of stupid

 

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1 hour ago, The Crusher said:

I died day 2 dumb ass. I was scum last Game dumb ass 

it's not day 1?

@tagabot why was i not tagged. 

what is the meaning of this malfunction

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17 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Ape has 100% been more civilized.

wifes bf is a true alpha, ape's back is no longer silver 😢

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6 minutes ago, JiF said:

I do not condone lynching my muffin top and this hurts me to my core.  I'd rather go random.  GFY's

Kill the fat man

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4 minutes ago, GATA said:

I don't either because I've seen him do this pseudo "my instincts are bomb" schlep for a few games now and he was town in some.

I'd rather let this play out some more with Crush

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2 hours ago, The Crusher said:

With deadline at 12 and not a lot of time to play this morning I’ll reveal. I’m the old guy that lives in the basement and likes to swim naked. Vanilla town. 
 

Observations: JiF, Ape ans Nyn are playing together nicely with no in fighting, that should interest the rest of you. Ape is likely scum. Watch the other too. 
 

Dice replaced someone, something to keep an eye on. 
 

Arsis is not getting any scrutiny and literally has done anything but push fakes meta. Glad all you guys are cool with it. Ape 100% knows this but reacted mildly. You guys should be concerned with this. 
 

Good luck town I got to go to work. vote crusher 

 

 

I think i buy this, deadline is noon?

Cfd on tagabot?

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3 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Won't be around at the deadline.  Crusher's VT claim and not wanting to out a power role is a decent argument against Random, I guess.  But I'd rather we CFD onto someone else.....

Like SMC....

Oh all right

Unvote

Vote.smc

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5 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

You did buddy. I’m just adjusting to the new you. Crazy to see you playing with zero poop flinging. LOL, not a you thing more  a me thing , but would investigate you,  if I had one. Not sure Id kill you, but really want to know if I’m right. Probably big part I decided to sacrifice at deadline .  Is this the new Ape or a clever ruse only his Crushlove can see. Can’t wait to see it i the deadthread! 

Devoting more posts to analyzing one of apes 27 different personality disorders is making me want to vote you again 

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1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

Try to think. My obvious scum meta is I don’t like lying

You've gotten a lot better at this fatness. When you first started playing you were very easy to catch as scum for exactly this reason, now not so much 

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5 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

Hey I got an Idea lets kill GATA

I'm always down to off the tin can 

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5 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

You realize the only reason I have to say it so much, is because I’ve abused  you idiots for so long that any variance in play = speed lynch ape. It’s finally sinking in after like 5 years.

Ehh.. You say it during previous games and before the game starts, then behave yourself for a day or 2 before reverting. Its totally a conscious effort to have a little more control 

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40 minutes ago, SMC said:

Don't bother inviting me back for another game, POS

❤️

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21 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

I just shot both Masons.  

Me too

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18 minutes ago, Losmeister said:

sounds like a biker-guy who bullsh*ts dykes into putting out...

A true scourge on the lesbionic communities

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46 minutes ago, Losmeister said:

lesbionic ftw...

btw, i just notice that your sig was generated through Ape being ignant as phukk...   what a dick

Yes a perfect encapsulation of his unique blend of arrogance and ignorance. 

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7 minutes ago, BallinPB said:

Is your name Stephanie??  Oooooo

Stephany with a y, please 

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43 minutes ago, Arsis said:

Eat the rich.

Yes but whose definition of rich. Is it the high salaried but still working class that typically get targatted by sh*thole politicians or the truly rich capital class that employ the scum**** politicians 

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When did everyone get so impatient

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10 hours ago, GATA said:

Today on things your friends share on FB and somehow are also coinciding with mafia 

@JiF

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29 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

SMC- 1x unkillable, searching for Ruth (TOWN) has been electrocuted to death.

27 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

JC - FBI Agent Evans - Even Night Tracker (Scum)  - Has been killed

Anyone who knows the source have any comments on "electrocuted" vs has been killed.

Curious that our claimed vig killed a townie while someone else killed scum?

There seems to have been a second shooter at smc, which may be smash. But odd that scum would kill smc when town was preparing to rapid lynch him. 

We could have a sk or second vig too. I didn't pay attention to much of day 1 but was jc a likely vig target?

 

 

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7 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

Vote Gata

im thinking third party and the cartel feels right. 

Not a good vote imo, gb overreacted and painted herself into a corner. An AI with the human failings of pride and stubbornness. For shame.. Anywho, shes either evil and tied to Jets or good and tied to jets.. plenty of time to let that issue resolve itself (If shes town or third party scum will have to off them)

Since you are a blockhead I'm reading this as a well intentioned but ill thought out townie move.. for now

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Anyone want to take credit for JC? 

If you are vig, please do so and dont listen to any of these ladyboys who warn otherwise.

At this point I'm leaning malevolent 3rd party, would prefer to resolve 

Vote jif 

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8 minutes ago, Arsis said:

No idea about in game but in the show that's how Ruth Langmore killed her uncles. So it could be a Ruth Langmore sk type thing.

I dont know what those words arranged in that order mean.

Sk killing smc seems weird, so does scum. But this ruth Langmore person would not be town?

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38 minutes ago, Drums said:

Crusher is not fbi

Of course not, doesn't meet weight requirements

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2 minutes ago, GATA said:

Overreacted is incorrect I thought it was stupid and no one wanted to listen.

At least @Drums is still alive. 

My question is there were 2 NAs , didn't Smash call his shot on SMC ?

Was it that he actually shot JC instead ?

Why would scum target Smash?

 

@The Crusher  my instincts were on point with you ❤️ 

Scum target smash ?

Overreact is exactly correct, dude had a handful of votes right before deadline and you claimed. 

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1 minute ago, BallinPB said:

read the scene again LOL  

Lol nice catch. Her memory must be corrupted.  Gatabot.reboot()