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3 hours ago, jvill 51 said:

The “Ape”, as it’s known in this forum, is constantly evolving (or devolving, as the case may be) into a newer version of itself, sometimes from game to game, sometimes from post to post, and even occasionally within a single post itself. One could say, in essence, that the Ape as we thought we knew it is always dying, and thus is always dead.

Alas, while enticing, such an answer is far too simplistic for a conundrum so complex. For at the same moment when the Ape dies and sheds its previous form, it is simultaneously reborn, springing to life instantaneously, new and, occasionally, improved. This may lead us to the conclusion that the Ape is, in actuality, never dead, which is of course in direct opposition with both our previous conclusion that the Ape is always dead, and with our limited understanding of the universe and life itself.

How to reconcile the two conclusions? Well it may simply be that the conclusions are in fact irreconcilable, that the question “is the Ape dead yet?” Is a classic example of an unsolvable paradox. ...... Until then, we must content ourselves with dodging feces and telling the Ape to EAD, perhaps a whole bag of em, as we ponder one of life’s greatest mysteries.

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6 minutes ago, GATA said:

Samies

I’m just clowning on Drums really. At least we have some PoE ability to figure out FBI in the long run. Unless there’s a GF, in which case Drums role is really nerfed this game and he should fight Barry.

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I chose ctm from poe

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47 minutes ago, GATA said:

Why did you investigate him ?

 

Sorta to @Spoot-Face just didn’t say which one of us is that character.

And you are town masons, not a seperate faction ?

@Spoot-Face does that make sense give their characters.  That thier power would be masons ? 

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41 minutes ago, CTM said:

And you are town masons, not a seperate faction ?

@Spoot-Face does that make sense give their characters.  That thier power would be masons ? 

Well Nelson was cartel vig we revealed being cartel masons way before his flip 

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2 minutes ago, GATA said:

Well Nelson was cartel vig we revealed being cartel masons way before his flip 

Nelson was ape? I know you revealed very earlier and remember you saying you werent a pr lol

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29 minutes ago, CTM said:

Nelson was ape? I know you revealed very earlier and remember you saying you werent a pr lol

Shhhh i understand blah blah blah mason is power 

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Vote jets .. not really participating and too many factions in play to assume our masons arent arent one of them 

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11 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said:

I have reseated my cards. What did you say was next?

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holy deliverance, batman!

 

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10 hours ago, jvill 51 said:

I’ve only played 10 or so games, but I’ve come to the conclusion that the answer to this question is ever-shifting and always elusive, slipping through one’s fingers at precisely the exact moment one deigns to believe it is within their grasp. The “Ape”, as it’s known in this forum, is constantly evolving (or devolving, as the case may be) into a newer version of itself, sometimes from game to game, sometimes from post to post, and even occasionally within a single post itself. One could say, in essence, that the Ape as we thought we knew it is always dying, and thus is always dead.

Alas, while enticing, such an answer is far too simplistic for a conundrum so complex. For at the same moment when the Ape dies and sheds its previous form, it is simultaneously reborn, springing to life instantaneously, new and, occasionally, improved. This may lead us to the conclusion that the Ape is, in actuality, never dead, which is of course in direct opposition with both our previous conclusion that the Ape is always dead, and with our limited understanding of the universe and life itself.

How to reconcile the two conclusions? Well it may simply be that the conclusions are in fact irreconcilable, that the question “is the Ape dead yet?” Is a classic example of an unsolvable paradox. Yet for some reason, I don’t believe this to be the case. The answer is out there somewhere, but the human mind has yet to advance to such a plane of knowledge so as to satisfactorily answer it at this time. One day, probably in the distant future, after all the rest of us are dead yet, and several successive generations along with us, the answer to the question will be known, and our ultra advanced descendants will laugh at us and our limited brainpower for being unable to realize it. Until then, we must content ourselves with dodging feces and telling the Ape to EAD, perhaps a whole bag of em, as we ponder one of life’s greatest mysteries.

i see your verbosity and raise you..

Schrödinger's cat

 

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13 hours ago, jvill 51 said:

I’ve only played 10 or so games, but I’ve come to the conclusion that the answer to this question is ever-shifting and always elusive, slipping through one’s fingers at precisely the exact moment one deigns to believe it is within their grasp. The “Ape”, as it’s known in this forum, is constantly evolving (or devolving, as the case may be) into a newer version of itself, sometimes from game to game, sometimes from post to post, and even occasionally within a single post itself. One could say, in essence, that the Ape as we thought we knew it is always dying, and thus is always dead.

Alas, while enticing, such an answer is far too simplistic for a conundrum so complex. For at the same moment when the Ape dies and sheds its previous form, it is simultaneously reborn, springing to life instantaneously, new and, occasionally, improved. This may lead us to the conclusion that the Ape is, in actuality, never dead, which is of course in direct opposition with both our previous conclusion that the Ape is always dead, and with our limited understanding of the universe and life itself.

How to reconcile the two conclusions? Well it may simply be that the conclusions are in fact irreconcilable, that the question “is the Ape dead yet?” Is a classic example of an unsolvable paradox. Yet for some reason, I don’t believe this to be the case. The answer is out there somewhere, but the human mind has yet to advance to such a plane of knowledge so as to satisfactorily answer it at this time. One day, probably in the distant future, after all the rest of us are dead yet, and several successive generations along with us, the answer to the question will be known, and our ultra advanced descendants will laugh at us and our limited brainpower for being unable to realize it. Until then, we must content ourselves with dodging feces and telling the Ape to EAD, perhaps a whole bag of em, as we ponder one of life’s greatest mysteries.

This is great... now what did you unlock by writing this?

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At this point, I would be pretty okay with lynching any of the inactive players.

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11 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Man it's been like a decade since I got into a fight. Sounds fun.

Haha. If you wanna have some fun go to jiu jitsu. Ridiculous fun

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44 minutes ago, Drums said:

This is great... now what did you unlock by writing this?

Whole lot of nothing. Was just bored waiting for Barry to fix his computer.

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19 hours ago, CTM said:

Hrm

1) wipe computer and clean install of windows

2) stop visiting porn sites

3) don't listed to #2, continue visiting porn sites

4) come back here asking for virus help again in 6-9 months

 

Serious answer though, I'd install virus and anti maleware and do a thorough scan to rule out virus. I'm not sure how old your computer is or where you got it but perhaps a professional support service can help. These things are very hard to diagnose with just a screen shot or even conversation, you need access to the machine

That’s why laptops are better than desktops. When you get a problem like this you just give them to your computery friend and say,” Dude fucking thing!” 

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1 hour ago, jvill 51 said:

Whole lot of nothing. Was just bored waiting for Barry to fix his computer.

Well I look forward to the scenes you’ll write when you mod a game. There are some creative mother ****ers around here

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8 hours ago, CTM said:

Vote jets .. not really participating and too many factions in play to assume our masons arent arent one of them 

So instead of trying to look for fbi or the other snell you vote a town mason .

great vote

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8 minutes ago, GATA said:

So instead of trying to look for fbi or the other snell you vote a town mason .

great vote

CTM is scum and now realizing the numbers suck is going for broke

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23 minutes ago, HessStation said:

CTM is scum and now realizing the numbers suck is going for broke

No ctm is odd night watcher and JETS visited you last night

Visiting doctors isnt normally a mason function 

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17 minutes ago, CTM said:

No ctm is odd night watcher and JETS visited you last night

Visiting doctors isnt normally a mason function 

Interesting. @JustEndTheSuffering

explain please

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12 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

I didn’t visit you. 

I double checked with mod and double checked with gata that she didn't even believe masons to be a power role (presumably because no night actions)

Either you are lying or some thing mucked with my results. Simplest answer is you are lying 

Plus we are getting late enough in the game that we cant just take your claims at face value 

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47 minutes ago, CTM said:

No ctm is odd night watcher and JETS visited you last night

Visiting doctors isnt normally a mason function 

I’m not even the doc bro

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4 minutes ago, HessStation said:

I’m not even the doc bro

Que?

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30 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said:

I didn’t visit you. 

Ctm said hess but interesting that you didn’t deny visiting someone 

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21 minutes ago, CTM said:

I double checked with mod and double checked with gata that she didn't even believe masons to be a power role (presumably because no night actions)

Either you are lying or some thing mucked with my results. Simplest answer is you are lying 

Plus we are getting late enough in the game that we cant just take your claims at face value 

Either he explains or dies

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