Minesweeper Mafia Game Thread (Game Over -- Scum WIns!)

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, GATA said:

 

[Dicetosser]

you lot better friggin love me.

 

i just got up at 6am to hook up with you lot on my birthday.  lets get this done so i can go back to bed

 

[Barry McCockinner]

wtf is "you lot" dundee?

[Dicetosser]

2 hours ago, GATA said:

No but it didn't mention a protection for nyns or yours either 

I think it's honestly up to the mod not all mods reference docs blocking shots 

like I said if you guys want to lynch me I think we draw I'm not sure but I think it's smarter to keep doc alive 

you keep saying this   there is no draw  if scum equal town they win is the usual way

On 7/11/2020 at 7:46 AM, Spoot-Face said:

Minesweeper Mafia

 

It was a bright mid-afternoon day, and the warm, intense rays of the sun that beat down on the deck of the Minesweeper ship "Dominant" were gently assuaged by the cool, wafting breeze of the ocean. The young and mostly inexperienced crew was calm, yet alert. They were on nothing more than a simple training exercise, yet it was one that took them very far away from port, and most importantly of all, very far away from the rest of the fleet.

"Think we'll find any mines out here?" One, particularly green, crewmen mused.

"Nah, there aren't any mines out here. They've long been swept up," answered another.

"Then what are we doing out here?" asked the first again, visibly antsy.

"Testing some new long-range communications, I heard," interjected a third.

"It doesn't matter," snapped a higher-ranking seamen, "just do you job."

"Yes, sir!" the crewmen snapped.

They continued on with their respective jobs in obedient silence, although not without stealing a few curious glances from each other. Suddenly a small explosion rippled through the ship, jerking the crew hard and spilling seamen all over the deck, and inside the tightly packed vessel.

"Whoa, that was nuts!" yelled one especially neurotic voice.

"Status report!" echoed a commanding voice.

"There was an explosion in the engine room, sir! Crews are putting the fires out as we speak?"

"What was the cause of it?"

"I... I don't know, sir. All systems were fine. It didn't appear to be a malfunction of any sort."

"I want a full inspection and report the second the fires are out. We need to radio this in."

At that moment a scared looking crewmen came running out onto the deck. "Sir, sir! The radio! The communications are down!"

"What?!"

"I can't get a message reach the rest of the fleet! The entire system is dead, sir! It happened the same time as the explosion! If you ask me, I think it was sabotage!"

"Oh...

"My...

"God."

Player List:

1. 80
2. Barry -- Vanilla Town [Secret Bomb Victim] (Lynched D2)
3. JC -- Vanilla Town (Killed in Explosion D1)
4. Ballin -- Vanilla Town (Lynched D5)
5. Jvill -- Vanilla Town [Secret Bomb Victim] (Lynched D1)
6. Dice
7. JiF -- Vanilla Town (Killed in Explosion D2)
8. Gata
9. Drums
10. Crusher -- Scum Goon [Bombed] (Lynched D3)
11. Ape -- Scum Goon (Lynched D4)
12. CTM -- Vanilla Town (Killed N3)
13. Smash -- Town Watcher (Killed N1)
14. Nyn -- Vanilla Town (Killed in Explosion D3)

 

Game Index:

Day 1 Final VC: Page 16

End of Day 1: Page 17

End of Night 1: Page 22

Day 2 Final VC: Page 23

End of Day 2: Page 24

End of Night 2: Page 25

Day 3 Final VC: Page 28

End of Day 3: Page 28

End of Night 3: Page 31

Day 4 Final VC: Page 37

End of Day 4: Page 38

 

 

On 7/15/2020 at 3:42 AM, Spoot-Face said:

Final Votecount -- Day 1

Jvill -- 80, Drums, Dice, Smash, CTM, JiF, Crusher, JC (8)

Dice -- Nyn, Jvill, (2)

Barry -- Gata, Ballin (2)

Drums -- Barry, Ape (2)

 

With 14 players alive, it takes 8 to lynch

 

On 7/16/2020 at 6:39 AM, Spoot-Face said:

Final Votecount -- Day 2

Crusher -- Barry, Drums, Ballin, Nyn (4)

Barry -- Crusher, 80, Gata, JiF (4)

 

With 11 people alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

 

On 7/18/2020 at 10:27 AM, Spoot-Face said:

Final Votecount day 4

Drums -- Ape (1)

Ape -- 80, Drums, Dice, Ballin (4)

 

With 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch

 

@Spoot-Face  you links to the day 2 final vc is wrong.

 

So 80 said the bombs didnt always kill the hammer

the bolded green shows that with the exception of Ape who was disarmed he is wrong.

[Dicetosser]

1 minute ago, Barry McCockinner said:

wtf is "you lot" dundee?

you lot as in all of you. Simple English Yank

 

[GATA]

1 hour ago, Dicetosser said:

you keep saying this   there is no draw  if scum equal town they win is the usual way

 

 

 

 

@Spoot-Face  you links to the day 2 final vc is wrong.

 

So 80 said the bombs didnt always kill the hammer

the bolded green shows that with the exception of Ape who was disarmed he is wrong.

Sorry I kept thinking 1 vs 1 meant draw but you're right they should meet their winning condition

[Dicetosser]

@Drums  you here?

[Drums]

15 minutes ago, Dicetosser said:

you lot better friggin love me.

 

i just got up at 6am to hook up with you lot on my birthday.  lets get this done so i can go back to bed

 

Happy birthday mate

[Drums]

I’m gonna crack open a Heineken in your honor dice, even though Australians probably hate that beer. Let’s do this

[GATA]

16 minutes ago, Dicetosser said:

you lot better friggin love me.

 

i just got up at 6am to hook up with you lot on my birthday.  lets get this done so i can go back to bed

 

Most Australian cake ever lol

[Dicetosser]

ty   can we lynch scum as my present?

[Dicetosser]

vote 80

[Drums]

2 minutes ago, Drums said:

I’m gonna crack open a Heineken in your honor dice, even though Australians probably hate that beer. Let’s do this

Wait heinekin isn’t that Australian beer we always used to hear in those commercial. “Foster’s, Australian for beer.” I think that’s it. Sorry for the disrespect 

[Drums]

Just now, Dicetosser said:

vote 80

This isnt going to end so let’s end it and see what happens,  it’s only a game

vote 80

[Dicetosser]

1 minute ago, Drums said:

Wait heinekin isn’t that Australian beer we always used to hear in those commercial. “Foster’s, Australian for beer.” I think that’s it. Sorry for the disrespect 

Fosters is sh*t

[Dicetosser]

@Spoot-Face  get in here plz

[Drums]

2 minutes ago, Dicetosser said:

Fosters is sh*t

Haha, thought so but never had it

[Drums]

4 minutes ago, Drums said:

This isnt going to end so let’s end it and see what happens,  it’s only a game

vote 80

My bad, unvote vote 80

[Drums]

I just didn't have the energy to spend anymore on this game so it is what it is at this point. Blew my load battling Crusher Ballin and Ape. Getting ballin wrong tired me out

[GATA]

2 minutes ago, Drums said:

I just didn't have the energy to spend anymore on this game so it is what it is at this point. Blew my load battling Crusher Ballin and Ape. Getting ballin wrong tired me out

Imagine how I felt casing Dice just to figure out 80 was scum . 

I was like wtf 

At least you guys finally listened to me 

[Drums]

1 minute ago, GATA said:

Imagine how I felt casing Dice just to figure out 80 was scum . 

I was like wtf 

At least you guys finally listened to me 

You started to make sense today but I followed dice, and it didn't hurt that it's his birthday. 

[Drums]

You not falling for my bait, as bad as it probably was, was good too. That was going to be my gotcha moment

[Drums]

I'm going to get the grill going -- carne asada time baby -- and I'll be checking my phone

[Drums]

80s the only one that didn't get defused so I might die but we still win if he's scum

[Spoot-Face]

Final Votecount Day 6

Gata -- 80, (1)

80 -- Gata, Dice, Drums (3)

 

With 4 players alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

 

Scene incoming...

[Gone]

1 hour ago, Dicetosser said:

you lot better friggin love me.

 

i just got up at 6am to hook up with you lot on my birthday.  lets get this done so i can go back to bed

 

happy bday ?

[Spoot-Face]

[Spoot-Face]

The sixth day aboard the Minesweeper ship the Dominant was a tense one. All remaining crew members had gathered onto the deck to root out the imposter among them and end this living nightmare one and for all. There was @Drums the young, intrepid novice, eager to be on his first mission, @Jetsfan80, the massive forearmed, arm-wrestling champ, there was the Aussie @Dicetosser, here on special assignment, training with a foreign crew, and finally @GATA the least unassuming member with an undying adherence to cold, calculated logic, facts, and numbers.

For hours they argued in the blistering sun, and unrelenting heat. More than once, they were close to grabbing Gata and hurling her body off the side of the ship, tethered only by a noose. But her logic was undeniable. Her calculations exact. In a last effort to win her crewmates' support, she declared that SHE was the one endeavoring to keep her fellow crewmates -- her friends -- alive at night... she had protected them for certain death, and, in doing so, bought them this last precious day of life... to give them one final chance to win their lives!

She cast the blame of their predicament onto the Aussie, before, perhaps, feeling her heart soften, and believing in his innocence, and then, in one final harangue, she demonized and condemned the forearmed champ.

"What better way to strangle and kill us with, than with those stupidly massive, veiny instruments he calls arms! They are not instruments of love, to be used to grasp his fellow members in loving embrace! No! They are instruments of death! Why else would he train day and night, unceasingly, and with little respite! He is clearly the one who means us harm! It pains me to say, but we must kill the virgin!"

The Aussie, and the young Drums agreed.

"Throw 'em on the barbie!" shouted the Aussie.

"I'll do the honors", Drums volunteered. He grabbed 80, tossing a noose around his head. "You're gonna wish you never stepped foot into my domain, scum", he whispered into 80's ear.

Then, suddenly, Drums noticed a muffled noise, emanating from his jacket pocket, that is pressed against 80's backside.

*Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep*!!!!

"What the...

"IT'S A BO--"

80 and Drums erupt in a deafening blast and a cloud of red mist and gore.

Dice, reeling and still dizzy from the ringing in his head, is finally able to pull himself up to his feet.

"That's it, then. It's over..."

He takes a moment and sheds a tear for his dear friend Drums, who so bravely gave his life in defense of his crewmen. Gata walks up behind him, draping an arm over his shoulder.

"Yes. It's over," she whispers tenderly into his ear.

Still suffering from shock of the blast, Dice doesn't even feel the knife gliding across his throat. He just feels a warm sensation, before shutting his eyes closed... forever.

 

Letting Dice's body flop to the deck on its own, Gata takes a step back. A light whirring sound emanates from her head as a small antenna sprouts from her scalp, and her left eye begins to shine bright red.

*Receiving transmission*

"Yes... Mission was successful.... Prototype bomb was very effective... Yes... I understand."

*Ending transmission*

"Go-go Gata-Copter!", she exclaims, as a small, compact rotor extends from the top of her head.

*Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th*

Her feet lift off the deck of the deserted and desolate Dominant, and flies off into the setting sun.

 

80 -- Vanilla Town has been killed

Drums -- Explosive Ordnance Defusal Expert has been killed

Dice -- Vanilla Town has been killed

 

Gata --  Scum Goon's (alive) mission was successful

Crusher -- Scum Goon's (dead) mission was successful

Ape -- Scum Goon's (dead) mission was successful

[Jetsfan80]

lol.  F**k you all, you suck.

[GATA]

6 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

 

"Go-go Gata-Copter!", she exclaims, as a small, compact rotor extends from the top of her head.

*Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th*

Her feet lift off the deck of the deserted and desolate Dominant, and flies off into the setting sun.

 

[GATA]

4 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

lol.  F**k you all, you suck.

Die Virgin !

[Dicetosser]

49 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

happy bday ?

thanks hun

7 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

The sixth day aboard the Minesweeper ship the Dominant was a tense one. All remaining crew members had gathered onto the deck to root out the imposter among them and end this living nightmare one and for all. There was @Drums the young, intrepid novice, eager to be on his first mission, @Jetsfan80, the massive forearmed, arm-wrestling champ, there was the Aussie @Dicetosser, here on special assignment, training with a foreign crew, and finally @GATA the least unassuming member with an undying adherence to cold, calculated logic, facts, and numbers.

For hours they argued in the blistering sun, and unrelenting heat. More than once, they were close to grabbing Gata and hurling her body off the side of the ship, tethered only by a noose. But her logic was undeniable. Her calculations exact. In a last effort to win her crewmates' support, she declared that SHE was the one endeavoring to keep her fellow crewmates -- her friends -- alive at night... she had protected them for certain death, and, in doing so, bought them this last precious day of life... to give them one final chance to win their lives!

She cast the blame of their predicament onto the Aussie, before, perhaps, feeling her heart soften, and believing in his innocence, and then, in one final harangue, she demonized and condemned the forearmed champ.

"What better way to strangle and kill us with, than with those stupidly massive, veiny instruments he calls arms! They are not instruments of love, to be used to grasp his fellow members in loving embrace! No! They are instruments of death! Why else would he train day and night, unceasingly, and with little respite! He is clearly the one who means us harm! It pains me to say, but we must kill the virgin!"

The Aussie, and the young Drums agreed.

"Throw 'em on the barbie!" shouted the Aussie.

"I'll do the honors", Drums volunteered. He grabbed 80, tossing a noose around his head. "You're gonna wish you never stepped foot into my domain, scum", he whispered into 80's ear.

Then, suddenly, Drums noticed a muffled noise, emanating from his jacket pocket, that is pressed against 80's backside.

*Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep*!!!!

"What the...

"IT'S A BO--"

80 and Drums erupt in a deafening blast and a cloud of red mist and gore.

Dice, reeling and still dizzy from the ringing in his head, is finally able to pull himself up to his feet.

"That's it, then. It's over..."

He takes a moment and sheds a tear for his dear friend Drums, who so bravely gave his life in defense of his crewmen. Gata walks up behind him, draping an arm over his shoulder.

"Yes. It's over," she whispers tenderly into his ear.

Still suffering from shock of the blast, Dice doesn't even feel the knife gliding across his throat. He just feels a warm sensation, before shutting his eyes closed... forever.

 

Letting Dice's body flop to the deck on its own, Gata takes a step back. A light whirring sound emanates from her head as a small antenna sprouts from her scalp, and her left eye begins to shine bright red.

*Receiving transmission*

"Yes... Mission was successful.... Prototype bomb was very effective... Yes... I understand."

*Ending transmission*

"Go-go Gata-Copter!", she exclaims, as a small, compact rotor extends from the top of her head.

*Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th*

Her feet lift off the deck of the deserted and desolate Dominant, and flies off into the setting sun.

 

80 -- Vanilla Town has been killed

Drums -- Explosive Ordnance Defusal Expert has been killed

Dice -- Vanilla Town has been killed

 

Gata --  Scum Goon's (alive) mission was successful

Crusher -- Scum Goon's (dead) mission was successful

Ape -- Scum Goon's (dead) mission was successful

GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jetsfan80]

Good job guys.  You figured it out.  GATA was the Doc and blocked 3 scum kills!!

Holy hell.  

[GATA]

@The Crusher @Integrity28 we won ❤️ 

[Drums]

Not surprised. Good game everyone!