"Intimate occasions" are down during the pandemic according to Durex Condoms

[jetstream23]

I found the article a little surprising given that Jets fans continue to get screwed over and over again, more than ever.

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/16/ceo-of-durex-condom-maker-intimate-occasions-down-during-pandemic.html

[Mogglez]

Who uses Durex?

[peebag]

Tell that to my right hand.

[Barry McCockinner]

In other news, pornhub paid subscriptions are up 8000%.

[BUM-KNEE]

I'm having a career year.

[munchmemory]

Only good thing about my wife and I being of a certain age is that I am free to "internally combust" at will without the incumbrance of a condom.

[peebag]

23 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

Only good thing about my wife and I being of a certain age is that I am free to "internally combust" at will without the incumbrance of a condom.

So do you have a "Wank"-el engine?

[SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN]

19 hours ago, munchmemory said:

"internally combust" at will

[Jetsfan80]

It's borderline creepy for the CEO of a condom company to refer to sex as "Intimate Occasions".

Just say "less people are having sex", FFS.

[Dcat]

On 7/16/2020 at 12:05 PM, jetstream23 said:

I found the article a little surprising given that Jets fans continue to get screwed over and over again, more than ever.

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/16/ceo-of-durex-condom-maker-intimate-occasions-down-during-pandemic.html

 

11 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

It's borderline creepy for the CEO of a condom company to refer to sex as "Intimate Occasions".

Just say "less people are having sex", FFS.

fewer

[JustInFudge]

I bang 

[jetstream23]

On 7/17/2020 at 7:21 AM, Jetsfan80 said:

It's borderline creepy for the CEO of a condom company to refer to sex as "Intimate Occasions".

Just say "less people are having sex", FFS.

#IntimateOccasions

 

[SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN]

Not for Sam