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1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said:

vote 80

 

Fun fact about @jets

Motherf*

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2 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

vote 80

 

Fun fact about @jets

 

Just now, Spoot-Face said:

Motherf*

MOTHERF*CKING PHONE!!!

 

Fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #73:

He has on more than one occasion used mayonnaise as a masturbatory lubricant.

 

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4 hours ago, CTM said:

 

 

That's a lot of work for little payoff you buck toothed jack ass

I have the CTM of phones

 

Fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #115:

Everytime he's lynched on Day 1, a Red Lobster opens a new location.

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2 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

 

 

Fail The Simpsons GIF

Fun fact about You #7:

You suck.

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6 minutes ago, Stark said:

i have intended on starting the Wire a few times and as much good as I have heard about it, I just always seem to have something else get in the way.

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Just now, Spoot-Face said:

 

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Gay

 

Fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #83:

203 out of 1015 women have become pregnant after having hugged 80, while 0 of 1 women have become pregnant after having had sex with him.

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5 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

Thanks for ruining mayonnaise for me...

Mayonnaise was ruined the moment it came into existence.

 

Fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #359:

Every doctor's office that 80 is a regular patient at has banned all Victoria Secret magazines from the waiting room after several unpleasant "incidents".

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3 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Looks like I'm L-4?  Under more ordinary circumstances I'd be OK with getting lynched so I could talk more trash about Jamal Adams on the main board.  But I'm not VT this game so I'd rather not be the lynch.  

Pussy

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #483:

The average person will spend over 220,000 hours of their life asleep, coincidentally, that's the same amount of time that 80 will have spent staring at naked department store female mannequins.

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Still catching up, but 80 being a pussy, aside, I don't think he panics like that as scum.

unvote for now

 

Fun fact about @Jetsfan80 # 156:

80 is the last remaining subscriber to Sears Catalog, mainly for their lingerie section.

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35 minutes ago, CTM said:

You should grow a moustache and open a college that uses pron as thr only source material for learning

Trump University has already been created.

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #4:

The Giant Hummingbird can beat its wings 10-15 times a second, but still can't keep up with 80.

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3 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

I will never vote you this game.

I don't know how much longer I can keep this up lol.

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #869:

After an unfortunate misunderstanding in his youth, 80 is forbidden by the U.S. Department of Agriculture to go within 50 feet of any and all chickens.

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vote Stark

For nudging on 80's train without joining in.

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #496:

80 currently holds the record at his local pottery club for number of clay vases shaped in an hour: 295.

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4 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

@Spoot-Face have you exhausted your supply of 80 facts?

Of course not. I just ran down to the Library of Congress and got a fresh batch.

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #1124:

He inadvertently painted a replica of the Sistine Chapel mural on his bedroom ceiling, but you need a black-light to see it.

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7 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

 

I'm voting ballin because he basically said he's not playing.

Why stark? 

Pretty sh*tty reasoning, if you ask me. Ballin currently has more posts than JETS, Kdels, Dice, Lizzie, Arsis, and Paradis.

3 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Drums. Don't like his play so far. That happens a lot w/drums though.

Stark has been low volume, would like to hear more from him.

So, you admit that even Stark is a low volume poster this game, yet in the above post you question "why Stark"? Yet you're voting one guy simply because they admitted to not getting in the game yet.

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #654:

80 is the only man to hold the "Year's Top Donator Award" for five consecutive years running for three different sperm banks.

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56 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

whatever. If @Stark doesn't want to come out and address things I can vote him too. D1 got half the game hunkered down. 

unvote

vote stark

L2

 

https://i.imgur.com/vokV0IO.gif

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #93:

Back in May of 2003, 80 worked out a strip club for all of 12 minutes before he was fired. Incidentally, there was a communication breakdown about his job duties to wax the pole.

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My first instinct is to not believe Hess' claim... so he's probably telling the truth.

unvote

vote Barry

I could go for some cock right about now.

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #401:

He once pioneered a failed school sex education program titled "Wrap It Before You Fap It!" When health officials told him condoms are only necessary when with a partner, he responded, "you can have a partner?"

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18 minutes ago, CTM said:

This is getting exhausting just reading  them. Tempted to mercy kill this buck toothed little jack ass

 

6 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

I haven’t read any of them. Spoot is at his best when he’s flowing, not forcing odd humor like this... and nothing about 80 is humorous anyway.

up yours middle finger GIF by Stephen Maurice Graham

Annnnnnnnd you guys just bought yourselves another one...

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #111:

80 has been such an exemplary customer of Jergen's, that they awarded him a seat on the board of directors, so long as he never attends any meetings in person and no one ever has to touch him.

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I am Town.

I am not Scum or 3rd party.

unvote vote kdels

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #399:

Every time 80 touches his peen, a puppy becomes clinically depressed.

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33 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

I feel pretty good about drums because I don’t feel like his game has been what I’ve grown to expect from him also as claimed VT he is either scum or a safe lunch. I also don’t have good reads on anyone and generally don’t like to over commit to thoughts on Day 1. 

Smells like fake reasoning to me.

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #13:

80 can smell porn within a 200 foot radius.

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24 minutes ago, AVM said:

Lizzie - Wasn't kidding in that he posted a few times on page 1 and basically disappeared, became a complete afterthought

Par for the course for Lizzie.

 

Fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #109:

80 has had fewer sexual encounters than Hess has had real-life encounters with black-eyed children.

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5 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

What is fake reasoning? 

That you're making sh*t up just to justify your vote.

 

Fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #1201:

80 appeared as a contestant on an un-aired season of The Bachelorette. He actually made it to the final episode and was chosen as the winner. When the Bachelorette gave him his rose and said she can't wait to finally do him, 80 responded with, "Wait, I thought this was 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'?", and walked off the set.

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20 minutes ago, Paradis said:

I think maybe this is something I didn’t understand. I’m assuming from the way this is going that we continue to unbolt people until we hit nine? 
 

Vote Drums

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NeighboringLavishCranefly-small.gif

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #1:

He sucks at Mafia.

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vote Kdels

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #79:

In a comprehensive survey of a man's sexual attractiveness to women, over 30 million women were polled on their feelings after looking at a picture of 80. The results: 0% said they'd have sex with him, 84% said they'd like to be his friend, and 16% said they were put-off by his unusually muscular forearm in comparison to the rest of his pudgy physique.

 

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6 minutes ago, Jetscode1 said:

lol...I'm usually the privacy nut.  Good on.  lol

a/s/l ?

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #81:

In a comprehensive survey of a man's sexual attractiveness to men, just over 10 million men were polled after looking at a picture of 80. The results: 17% answered "I'm not gay, but I'd like to bro hug that", 13% answered "Look, I'm not really gay, but I'd let him tickle my balls with his beard", 10% answered "I'd take him home to meet my parents, because he's sexually non-threatening", and a whopping 60% just asked for JiF*

*Editor's note, the men surveyed were not given any prior information on who JiF is. They all just seemed to know.

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Wouldn't be surprised to find at least 1 scum between kdels, Barry, and Crusher. That's all I got for now. I suck at this.

 

Fun Fact about @Jetsfan80 #889:

He's been kicked out of 17 house parties after suggesting, and demonstrating, a "mass reveal".

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12 minutes ago, Jetscode1 said:

Why Barry?  

Beaver instinks.

3 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

I am starting to wonder about @HessStation being the LD since he didn't give us anything D2. Could be less than an every day thing I guess. I doubt he'd use a single use on me.

If you're just now starting to wonder about Hess, then you ain't really know Hess.

 

Fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #800:

The old dial up modem sound is an aphrodisiac to him.

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9 minutes ago, Jetscode1 said:

If you think Barry is scum what is your take on Hess?

No frickin clue. I can't read the guy for sh*t. His motives are as mysterious as @Verbal's gender (Happy birthday, buddy).

And I never said I think Barry is definitely scum, he's just one of 3 I mentioned as places to look at. I want to make that clear.

 

Fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #101:

Per section 3a, article 15 of the North Carolina State Pennitentary Handbook, a hug from 80 lasting at least 3.5 seconds is considered a conjugal visit.

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Feeling a bit under the weather. Will try to catch up with the game today or tomorrow.

 

Fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #661:

Is contracted by several manufacturers to personally test industrial lubricant, but he does it pro bono.

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On 8/3/2020 at 1:15 PM, Barry McCockinner said:

Hope you've got a high powered scope.

Because he'll need the extra magnification to find your tiny peen?

9 hours ago, Paradis said:

Look at this mother running his mouth...  

I don't like the way you smell, sit down.

unvote vote KDls

^^^this post exudes a certain confidence I wouldn't expect from a noob with such a low post-cost.

6 hours ago, CTM said:

Hesshole's idea of  perfect feminine form

91639_bra_jun_01_1.jpg

@JiF

 

I'll believe kduds claim for now until I have reason to believe otherwise. Paradis is a good place to look, but I think Crusher is getting off easy. Didn't like his play since Day 1. Makes this beaver quiver, but not in a good way -- more from the seismic vibrations of his Pangaea-sized ass.

vote Crusher

 

fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #6:

He can bring himself to completion simply by rubbing his fat thighs together.

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