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The thing is... Sometimes prostitutes get treated to a nice shellfish dinner prior to their evening engagements.  This doesn't always bode well for their digestive system, especially when combined with the active abdominal contractions associated with their practice.   

Odell is such a gentleman, that when said 'lady of the night' had a systemic malfunction (call it a "climax-accident"), he diffused the situation by claiming it was okay. This was misconstrued as though it brought him pleasure, or as the kids would say, he has a "sh*t fett," but that couldn't be further from the truth. 

The reality is, he cares about providing a safe, non-judgmental work environment for his employees.   

SHE crapped on him.  She the dirty ho. 

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46 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said:

The thing is... Sometimes prostitutes get treated to a nice shellfish dinner prior to their evening engagements.  This doesn't always bode well for their digestive system, especially when combined with the active abdominal contractions associated with their practice.   

Odell is such a gentleman, that when said 'lady of the night' had a systemic malfunction (call it a "climax-accident"), he diffused the situation by claiming it was okay. This was misconstrued as though it brought him pleasure, or as the kids would say, he has a "sh*t fett," but that couldn't be further from the truth. 

The reality is, he cares about providing a safe, non-judgmental work environment for his employees.   

SHE crapped on him.  She the dirty ho. 

And the whole not showering for 24 hours before their "date" was simply her way of spinning the reason for the malodorous atmosphere once it was noticed by other passengers on the plane?

Dirty ho indeed!

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14 minutes ago, EM31 said:

And the whole not showering for 24 hours before their "date" was simply her way of spinning the reason for the malodorous atmosphere once it was noticed by other passengers on the plane?

Dirty ho indeed!

Oh I didn’t read the article or listen to the story, I like speculating without facts. 

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Love the hate for OBJ. Just ugly jealousy. We wish we had a WR of that calibre on this team -- and he might be a Jets next year he's the rare money pig that will go to highest bidder -- those are the only FAs we can get. Then suddenly he goes from "head case" to "misunderstood."

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