Popular Post Jet_Engine1 Posted September 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2020 Brothers and Sisters, it has been revealed to me that I, a humble man of the board, have been deemed worthy of the title of Captain for this 2020 Campaign. I stand before you my fellow citizens as a servant of our community with a simple message in these trying times...a message of UNITY. We have languished as a populace in the throes of darkness for far too long. Browns fans? Lions fans? They think they know darkness? They have only begun to feel the crushing grip of the vanquished. We are JETS FANS. We have EMBRACED pain, the likes of which these other...."fans"....have only begun to understand. Did we not survive the Mud Bowl? The fake spike? Neil O'Donnell? Only we, the true JETS FANS, can know the pain of a fully unleashed Kotite '96, only to rebound and see our team defeat the ghosts of that dark time with THREE visits to the AFC Championship within 15 years of those troubled and disturbed days. But we are unfulfilled. We DEMAND to see the apex, we DESERVE to reach the pinnacle....but we must do so together! The whole world is in turmoil. Yes. And only together can we weather these storms. We have seen a glimpse of that light at the top of the pit we have been subjected to, after these many years. True, so far it has just been flashes... but THIS IS THE YEAR WE BEGIN OUR CLIMB!!! But we must do it together. The strange and isolating off season is over. The team we have now, the one that is now truly in the beginning of a true rebuild after TWO DECADES of charlatans who acted in bad faith, who forced us to suffer their incompetence while we watched in agony... THIS TEAM is the beginning! No longer will we suffer the refuse and effluence of other franchises. No longer shall we witness the abandonment and dismissal of the Offensive Line for such trivia as....box safeties. We know that a new beginning is upon us. The foundation is being poured. The footings SHALL be stable! You must strengthen your resolve for the job at hand! All here play a role in this. My friend @SAR I, a stalwart former Captain plays a role. We need the interjection of optimism and hope! Let the hope FLOW from all of the "Light Siders". We will need it. Likewise, brothers such as @Warfish and yes, my old rival @bitonti and others, with their realpolitik and demand for RESULTS, these are necessary aspects. The steadying hand of the wise, such as @T0mShane and @GREENBEAN. And yes, of our founder @Maxman and his loyal henchmen.... But our differences DO NOT MAKE US ENEMIES. This journey that will be the 2020 NEW YORK JETS SEASON, it will not be easy. There will be many wayward times and forlorn hopes. Some will abandon the cause. We must temper our anger and allow rhis team to thrive. We must accept that Adam Gase is indeed a madman. I recognize a kindred spirit. But for this year, and perhaps into the future, he is OUR Madman. The time for sedition is over. Accept what we have, and come together in support of our team. To those who come to this place under false pretense....consider the next few days a respite. A time of AMNESTY. No longer will those wolves in sheep's clothing, taking on the guise or user name of a TRUE JETS FAN, be welcome to spew their poisons without repercussions. BE WARNED. I am not as....forgiving...as my predecessors. I welcome you all to a brave new fandom, one in which we have thrown off the yoke of tyranny that we have been subjected to since 2002. The road ahead WILL be rocky, of this I am sure....but the journey is nearing its completion. We are on the righteous path. Those who remain, you are the STRONG. We are the ones who have stayed the course, and will reap the reward of our loyalty! STRENGTHEN YOURSELVES, MY FELLOW JETS FANS! GREATNESS..... IS AT HAND!! 17 2 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post New York Mick Posted September 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 4 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Long Island Leprechaun Posted September 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2020 You're fired. 2 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoot-Face Posted September 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2020 14 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said: The steadying hand of the wise, such as @T0mShane Well, this captaincy has already lost my respect. 3 2 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Well, this captaincy has already lost my respect. LOL. Craziest part is, I haven't had a drink in 6 months..... 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32EBoozer Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Is there an open bar at this coronation? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 32EBoozer Posted September 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said: LOL. Craziest part is, I haven't had a drink in 6 months..... Got you by 28 years! Congrats 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Just now, Jet_Engine1 said: ...The steadying hand of the wise, such as @T0mShane... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOJ Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 13 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Well, this captaincy has already lost my respect. Amen.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 "If you are not with me, then you are my enemy". -A. Skywalker 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 "Nanu nanu" -Mork from Ork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, BROOKLYN JET said: "Nanu nanu" -Mork from Ork Very wise words. We can all learn something from this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 I was passed over again?? Well if not me, you. I’m good with that. ? 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 Just now, southparkcpa said: I was passed over again?? Well if not me, you. I’m good with that. ? You are now a designated henchman.... maybe even a Boss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usanyj Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxgreen Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Okay Comrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 minute ago, usanyj said: Good. This man understands.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, usanyj said: I thought it was Maybelline. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edscuba Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 All hail to our Captain Jet engine 1 from Stuart, Florida.........WHAT? Can you even see the games down there? I'll be joining you in Nov.- May in Port St. Lucie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embrace the Suck Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 44 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said: I kneel before you, my fellow citizens as servant of our community 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Creepy Lurker Posted September 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2020 Congrats @Jet_Engine1! I’ll admire your captain like leadership from the bushes as I lurk. 3 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 Just now, edscuba said: All hail to our Captain Jet engine 1 from Stuart, Florida.........WHAT? Can you even see the games down there? I'll be joining you in Nov.- May in Port St. Lucie. Let me know! I usually hit a Duffys! Uh, I mean, EXCELLENT! I shall enjoy tolerating your presence at a future time... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jet_Engine1 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Creepy Lurker said: Congrats @Jet_Engine1! I’ll admire your captain like leadership from the bushes as I lurk. We can't do it without your talents, @Creepy Lurker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 Just now, Greenbloodblitz said: Do not use the secret sign so openly, brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spoot-Face Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 38 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said: LOL. Craziest part is, I haven't had a drink in 6 months..... Congrats, man! Going on 3 years, myself. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, johnnyjet said: You are promoted to Captenant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Jet_Engine1 said: We must accept that Adam Gase is indeed a madman. I recognize a kindred spirit. But for this year, and perhaps into the future, he is OUR Madman. The time for sedition is over. Accept what we have, and come together in support of our team. SAR I 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 38 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said: "If you are not with me, then you are my enemy". -A. Skywalker [Said prior to slaughtering innocent children.] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post T0mShane Posted September 9, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 9, 2020 I have tears in my eyes. God bless this regime. 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: [Said prior to slaughtering innocent children.] After. But in Annie's defense, those kids weren't on his side, so..... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, T0mShane said: I have tears in my eyes. God bless this regime. I have to say. If there was going to be a quality # 2 choice after @HessStation, a dude in a Bane mask was as good as it was gonna get. I can get behind this choice, in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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